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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

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300 kb of patience.

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you can stand inside of a song and walk around in it if you’d like

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Without His Deep Shadowed Eyes

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Brothers will be brothers

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The Boondocks S02E14 "The Hunger Strike"

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I AM STILL HERE

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The ectoimplosion is upon us! A strange, parasitic growth has visited Amity Park, it seems to have crept just about everywhere without anybody noticing. What obsessions drive it to keep growing?

I am so happy to finally share this, and the fic my partner @moipale wrote is so amazing! His fic blew all my expectations out of the water! Here is the Ao3 link: Haustorium, Amygdala

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today at work i got hit with a plane

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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yeah ok thats probably the biggest "fuck you" of a spawn point ive ever gotten

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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

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you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try