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you can be ugly and hot. just get into the french mindset

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l i s t e n

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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

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yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen

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When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

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Rachel Weisz for the British GQ magazine (February, 2005)

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this is what we call “propganda.” bernie sanders suspends his campaign AKA he wont spend money advertising himself anymore (bc he wants to help with the pandemic) but he’s still in the race. news sources JUMP on the fact that he’s stopped campaigning to tell everyone “WHOOPS he dropped out! better go vote biden! no other option bc bernie dropped out of the race :/” when he fucking didnt!

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the whole bernie sanders campaign is so funny because bernie said “i want you all to have nice things” and people really said “nice things are bad and we dont deserve to have them”

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Naughty Dog delaying the release of TLOU2 for the second time is my villain origin story

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all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

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My dad is pretending to be on the computer again