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So yeah, I guess this blog is dead. Most asks i get are really toddlerising Tails and co and while I'll always look for something to work with in asks, it's kinda bothering me now and pissing me off. Maybe I'll do another ask blog in future, it's fun to do, but for now this one's down. Thanks for engaging anybody who did!

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3 foxes are napping in the fluff pile of fox plushies?

Sonic: I hope not! What am I supposed to do, go burying through a damn mountain of stuffed foxes to find the little jerks???

*Five minutes later*

Sonic *stood before a mountain of fox plushies*: "......... WHERE DID THIS MOUNTAIN OF PLUSH FOXES COME FROM"

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Sonic: Does Tails ever act like a puppy sometimes?

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Sonic: How are you going to get the foxes to behave? Eggy just seems cranky.

Sonic: Well right now they're all sock-on asleep... I have to get Miles back to Tom and Maddie at some point, and Eggs is getting kicked right back to his 'bots as soon as he wakes back up, but right now they're no bother! Still, I got some 'emergency' packets of mints around if I need to keep 'em in line!

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Soni, does Tails pounce on stuff?

Sonic: Eh, he used to... when he was still a tiny kit. He'd hide and then sneak-attack me! little jerk! But y'know, he's SUPER smart, so he's mostly grown out of all that kinda stuff now. If he was a normal eight-year old, I reckon he'd still be up to those old tricks!

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How are your pups doing, Sonic?

Sonic: You mean the three floofketeers? They're nappin' right now! I still don't really like havin' Eggbrain around like... this... but hey, maybe if I set a good example I can help him come around and actually become a decent mobian being! He has a whole new life to live now! Gotta hope, right?

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Has Tails tried to howl before, Sonic? How adorable was it?

Sonic: Oh yeah... when it gets around this time of year, and the nights start to draw out more... my, uh... werehog side tends to crop back up. Chip said there's still a little bit o' dark Gaia energy in me, and sometimes I can't help but... y'know... change.... but hey! My little buddy helps me through those times! He's a canine, so he likes to run with me and howl at the moon! It's kinda adorable, not gonna lie!

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Ha, Eggy got buried in fox stuffed animals. How is Miles and Tails doing in the fluff-pile?

Sonic: Huh... Miles is asleep, Tails is kinda just chilling on his electric, and Eggs... HEY!! EGGHEAD!!! WHERE ARE YA???

*Muffled, enraged squealing from deep within the depths of the plush pit*

Sonic: Yeah, he's fine.

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Dawww! Tails nommed on your hand when he was little?

Sonic: Oh yeah he did! You ever dealt with a teething canine??? Little jerk was like a freaking pirahna!!!

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It really does seem like Eggy needs a nap.

He's one growl and yip fit away from a full cranky tantrum.

Sonic: That's right! Does little Eggy-weggy wanna sleepy-weepy in his beddy weddy???? Eggfox: I. Will. END YOU-

Sonic: *Kicks Eggs into the ball pit or whatever the hell it is* Oops, I slipped.

Eggfox: AAA SCREW YOU HEDGEHOG

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Snausages or Beggin Strips?

Sonic: Chili dogs.

Eggfox: Eggs benedict.

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I think you'll have to climb in after him Tails. To be a hero of course, not because you secretly want to play with the fox plushies too.

Eggfox: Yeah, Tails... GET IN THE PLUSH PILE *kicks Tails into the pit of plushies*

Tails: AAAAAAAAAA

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On a scale from 1 to 10, how funny do you all think it would be if you came together to get someone else stuck in a Tails body as well?

Eggfox: If we were to attempt such an experiment, I assure you I would restore myself to my former glory, and CRUSH THESE MEDDLESOME PESTS WHO ANNOY ME SO!!!!!

Sonic: Uh huh, sure. After your nap, 'Little Buddy!'

Eggfox: SILENCE

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I think Miles is having fun. Did he just climb into the plushies?

Sonic: Ah, jeez.... can anybody see him???

Tails: No, he's completely buried!!!

Eggfox: And nothing of value was lost.

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Sonic, does Tails nom on your hand when you give him pets?

Sonic: Nah, not any more! But when he was little-

Tails: SHUT UP SONIC

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You get a fox plushy. You get a fox plushy. You all get fox plushies!!!

Tails: Wait what

Eggfox: WHY would I WANT all these plushies???

Miles: *is buried in fox plushies and only one of his tails is visible*

Tails: Uh.... where did they all come from, by the way?

Eggfox: Oh, I reopened the Ask Blog.

Tails: YOU DID WHAT

*Asks are open again! Ask away!*

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Do foxes like belly rubs?

Eggfox: "Touch me and die, anon." Tails: "I second that statement."

Miles: "I like pets from my mom, but not from anybody else!"