evilmortysmith-blog
that one dude with the eyepatch
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((this is an ask/rp blog for Evil!Morty from Rick and Morty. This blog contains lots of NSFW RP's (incest, underage, gore, etc) so please be careful.)) STATUS: DEAD If you wanna RP it's gonna have to be either an AU or ghost!Morty for short stuff idk man
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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"Hello, I am Morty from Earth dimension H-Z6, and I am a terrorist." He makes a peace sign with his right hand, inmediately regretting it as he remembered he is missing a finger on that hand.
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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"Hello, I am Morty from Earth dimension H-Z6, and I am a terrorist." He makes a peace sign with his right hand, inmediately regretting it as he remembered he is missing a finger on that hand.
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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Please please follow my new rp blog people uvu
heeeere~
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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YO THIS IS MY NEW RP BLOG PLEASE FOLLOW INMEDIATELY
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"Hello, I am Morty from Earth dimension H-Z6, and I am a terrorist." He makes a peace sign with his right hand, inmediately regretting it as he remembered he is missing a finger on that hand.
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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NEW RP BLOG 1000000% READY
JUST GOTTA MAKE THE FIRST POST
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 
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Magical Girl Morty U3U (post transformation) 
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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OKAY PEOPLE I HAVE FINISHED MY NEW RP BLOG
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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they are still making parodies of PSY in chilean television
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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swEATS
I'VE DIED TWO TIMES AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT
I DIED NAKED THOSE TWO TIMES
IS THIS A SIGN
MOORTTYYY JERRYS BACK AND WANTS TO "BOND" WITH HIS SON I EVEN HAVE MR CROWBAR READY
DAD
FCUKIN G FINALLY
WHERE HAVE U BEEN
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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AS A MATTER OF FACT DAD
YES
RICK CHOKED ME TO DEATH AND I DIED NAKED
pleasedon'taskwhyiwasnaked
MOORTTYYY JERRYS BACK AND WANTS TO "BOND" WITH HIS SON I EVEN HAVE MR CROWBAR READY
DAD
FCUKIN G FINALLY
WHERE HAVE U BEEN
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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*whispers* 2 Mortys and a jumper cable *in a sexual way*
"DAD" Screams sexually "DON'T"
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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i just want to say that i’m very, very sad about robin williams dying but i think that he’d want everyone to be happy. go watch a comedy, or your favorite comedian, laugh because this is your chance to, laugh for robin
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evilmortysmith-blog · 10 years ago
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My heart is hurting a lot please tell me it's just a really sick joke
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