22. Writer. Antique fiend. Evil woman. Maximalist.MH blog: Cryptofglamour
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a gnat just beat me up and left me in a ditch
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as an american i must be honest i do be eating cheese burger
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god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly
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oh yeah he got totally slammed. i guess.
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It is now more important than ever that you become even more jaded and hopeless and cynical. Try to be on your phone even more, see your friends less if at all, get all of your nutrients from McDonald's Sprite, rant and rave about everything but do nothing. I hope this helps.
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I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this
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there was a summer i started collecting knives…
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I feel bad for Gerard way rn., like IMAGINE you work upwards of 18 years crafting and ensuring that your comic gets on the big screen, only for fucking Steve Blackman to nerf you with the most atrociously out of character, plotless, anger inducing writing to ever grace Netflix minus the select few in the LAST FUCKING SEASON. Steve Blackman trust you will be dealt with, GERARD WAY IM SO SORRY
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I lied, we aren't having sex. put your clothes back on. I'm going to explain the history of american rock band my chemical romance. it all started on September 11 2001, they hit the pentag-
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