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when I feel bad about my ability to write interesting stories I try to think about the skyrim wizard college questline

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I know (well, I know now) that my inability to date like a normal person is very likely down at least in part to the ADHD, and armed with that knowledge I am using my not inconsiderable intelligence (heretofore the reason the ADHD was not detected) to try and be a little less awkward in affairs of the heart. It's like job interviews, if I can get past the resume-reading system I can usually ace the interviews. I am clinically diagnosed as very charming! I do my best not to be a creep!

And I know that the person I'm chatting with in this dating app, having accepted the resume as it were, is making increasingly unsubtle sexual overtures. That's not even unwelcome in this case. Thank you for persevering in the face of my initial obliviousness. It's been a while and this is a nice ego boost.

But we started out talking about a date at an art museum and while I am in fact adept at sexting, I am much better at discussing Magritte's artistic influences and Chagall's use of light, and what they might like to see when we go to the museum. I want to know what they like! You know....in the Modern Wing.

None of which is getting either of us laid, but sex is better when you've recently seen Paris Street, Rainy Day by Gustave Caillebotte, it just is. You're so hot I want to see your face when I show you Brancusi's Two Penguins! You don't even have to buy me dinner first, you just have to put up with the worst wingman ever: Pablo Picasso.

Why am I like this.

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

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analyzing culturally important shitposts from an autistic perspective. "Those are his hooves you bitch" occupies a particularly esteemed tier

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your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident

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why is it so hard for able bodied people to believe that doctors are sometimes just incompetent? you realize doctors are people, right? people that can be bad at their job. that happens sometimes. they don't know everything because there's a piece of paper on their wall that says they're smart, actually. they can sometimes be wrong, actually. they can sometimes cut corners and take the easy way out, actually. they can sometimes hate their job and make that their patients problem, actually. doctors aren't all saints who do everything right the first time. please stop invalidating disabled people when they complain about their terrible treatment at the hands of medical professionals. please stop putting the feelings of doctors over the lives of their patients.

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It never fails to amuse me when I get “hello influencer” emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.

Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.

The fuck makes you think I’ll shill your discount wish shit?

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taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

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Generational spin-off media is like “okay, what would be the most in-character way for the previous show’s protagonist to comprehensively fail as a parent?”

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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November 13, 2024 - Irish republican activists corrected a sign on the border between Derry and Donegal. [video]

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