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My sister’s surgery and why I am opening commissions! [KoFi - PayPal]

Hi there! I have decided to access this platform to try and find a solution to my sister’s current situation… It has been too long at this point and I really do not know what else to do… so here goes nothing!

First of all… hi! My name is Paula, or mmad-lover as you may know me here. I am a student and a freelancer from Costa rica, and I currently live with my younger sister. Her name is Camila.

My sister loves dancing, she is quite good at it and has been doing it almost daily for quite some time now. One day, many months ago, she snapped her anterior cruciate ligament (which is essentially the most important knee ligament) while practicing a choreography, and she has been living in pain ever since.

Some doctors suggested physical therapy and exercise to try to nurse her knee back to health, yet deeper tests showed that she requires a reconstructive surgery to fix her injury, since the ligament that snapped is the only one that cannot regenerate on its own. According to medical professionals, if she does not get this surgery, with time she will most likely lose her ability to walk normally, since her leg won't be able to sustain her weight properly, and she won’t be able to dance again, which is what she loves to do the most in life.

We are two young adults living in Costa Rica (my sister just turned 20) and the amount required for the surgery is too big for us, since we also fend for ourselves in every other economical aspect related to studies and housing, as well as other living conditions. There is no one else that can help us, our small family is dysfunctional as well as economically unstable, so I have resorted to posting what happened here, in hopes of finding any sort of help possible.

My commissions are currently open, and I am very open to drawing any prompts and requests that you may have. If this is something that might interest you feel free to message me!

Here you can find a drive folder with two of my sister’s documents that serve as proof for both her current condition and for the expenses of the surgery:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/14PLVqEe4E1GWB8oy_NCH2jOAq2D_YnW0?usp=drive_link

Both documents are in Spanish, since the operation will take place here, in Costa Rica.

I will also leave my Ko-Fi link here, in case you would like to request any commissions or send any donations through there. I sincerely thank you for anything you can do to contribute to this, whether it is a commission, a small coffee donation, or just mere messages of support. The idea of being able to help my sister continue with her life means everything to me. Thank you so much for your time, we truly appreciate it!

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Snape’s passport photo x

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reference 

Snape was exposed as a spy and sent to live on Grimmauld with Sirius Black. At first they fought a lot, but then Hermione brought them a laptop and they connected to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi. This moment was the beginning of the truce. They became hikkikamori.

Snape: * goes outside * ugh, what’s that smell?

Black: it’s oxygen, bro ____ Snape: * opens the curtain * hooah! NIGHT, it’s time to wake up the neighbors!

(Second picture) Black: He’s probably thinking about torturing muggles again

Snape: Fuck, I’ve ruined a whole cauldron, damn that dried calendula. Tomorrow I’ll call the seller and tell him all the complaints.

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Servant to all, but not himself. 

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funniest godfather ever

[instagram @potterbyblvnk]

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“minerva? are you decent? albus informed me that i must escort you to the Great Hall for breakfast, seeing as it’s your first full day back.”

“really, severus! i never knew you to be a gentleman.”

“rest assured i am not, madam. merely following orders from our illustrious leader…hang on, you said you were dressed!”

“i am, boyo, do you see me opening my door to you with only my undergarments on?”

“no, but…your hair. you havent tied it round yet.”

“ah. side effect of my convalescence. can hardly lift my arms up round my head.”

“surely the house elves could assist you?”

“severus! it will be cold day in hades before i request a house elf to assist me with such vanities. i was able to dress myself adequately. the students will not mind a different hairstyle on me now and again.”

“like hell…sit down, woman.”

“if you so much as touch that brush, young man!”

“get a hold of yourself, minerva. i do know my way around a hairbrush and bobby pins.”

“i find that hard to believe!”

“my da used to do my mam’s hair when i was a boy, into buns and plaits and things. i did it for my mam later on, when da was too busy at the mill. i did lil—my friends’ plaits sometimes as well.”

“by hand? severus snape, you never cease to amaze me. is that…when the lower form slytherins have their hair in fancy plaits during school holidays when they have to stay at the castle…is that your doing?”

“i’ve not the slightest idea what you’re pertaining to.”

“oh, severus, you are a marvel.”

“if you breathe a word of this to anyone, i’ll have peeves string you up from the highest turret, mark my words.”

“i wouldn’t dream of it. now i believe you were about to demonstrate your hidden talents…?”

“…utterly insufferable. sit down then.”

“thank you, severus.”

“highest turret, don’t forget.”

“i wouldn’t dream of it.”

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after the umbridge era incident which lands minerva in st mungo’s, the potions master shows his relief at her return to the school by offering to do her hair

aka

severus’ love language is acts of service

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"Nothing is more dangerous than solitude.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Drawn in February 2023

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hiii

what are your favorite snirius fanfics?

Ooh I had to go through my bookmarks for this one.

An Interlude by masterofesoterica- Set during OOTP. Beautifully written, with spot-on characterisations for both of them.

The Sin in Your Grin (and the Shape of Your Mouth) by xylodemon- In which they are simultaneously enemies and lovers. What I love about this is that they are both so awful to each other, but they recognise what awful people they are in some ways which is what draws them to each other.

Walking the Monochrome by emilywaters1976- Please heed the warnings before reading this. The first chapter has some stomach-churning stuff. It's set in an AU where Snape publically tries to kill Voldemort after finding out he's going after Lily and gets tortured so badly he's in a coma. Sirius feels a kinship with him and takes care of him while he's unconscious. It's a really well-done fic with some wonderful Sirius characterisation. You can really feel Sirius's feelings changing as the fic goes on even though Snape is unconscious for most of it. It's got a melancholy, slightly sad atmosphere to it. And I love the way the author incorporates Sirius's animagus form in the fic.

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Not that I want to stress you… buut I am completely burned out and still have 4 more exams to suffer thru…

So: is there any chance for sneak peak? 🫣🫠😂😅

Mrs Plump chose that instant to interrupt. Her low mew as she approached him sounded sad, so Severus took a moment to scratch her behind the ears. The weight on his chest eased a bit. “So what if they reckon I’m a whole lotta work. I don’t care. Don’t need ‘em,” he replied in an equally quiet albeit far more furious whisper.

At this rate, I feel like I'm gonna share the whole chapter before it's ready, but it seems we could both use some Mrs Plump comfort right now, so here you go. Take care, treat yourself to some nice food and good luck with your exams!

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You wanna know what bothers me today? It is a canonical fact that Dumbledore enjoys Ten-pin bowling, yet I have never seen any fan art of him dressed in a purple bowling-shirt with golden stars and moons getting a strike.

You know what? I bet that’s what he does during the summers. He drags Snape, McGonagall and Hagrid to random Muggle bowling alleys and has an absolute blast. The name of the team? The Lemon Drops.

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it's man's b day

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The Last Meeting “Time’s up, get the prisoner out of here!”

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Good ol’ Snap

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And then they’re exchanging the “insults” he gave them on a a little online group for Hogwarts alumni.

“Ah yes, Diogene Amphelot, I’ve read about your work. Do me a favor and look up Guido Pelino’s rules for acidic potions storage, will you. You may find that he came up with your little observation in the 13th century”

“Mister Helisun, it wasn’t the shrivel fig that did it, you single-cell-brained dumbosaur, did you learn nothing from me at all?”

and the winner of the Annual contest of 2003 (yes, the fucker lived, he’s enjoying life now): 

“Go away, Jupiler... no - don’t even look at me - or I will hereby make you my number one dunderhead of all time.”

Okay, hear me out. Beginning Potionears will approach Snape at a convention to see if they’ve ‘made it’ in the field. Because if they have he’ll recognize them and their work. Just… Past students coming up to him and he’s like “Ah yes Havon Amberwell, I’ve read about your work on the affects of -” and that’s how they know they’ve finally become someone in the field.

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some sketches for my friend @greens-your-color’s ballet au 😌🩰

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Earlier today I saw a post by @somesnapefan2 in which was the phrase: “I dont mind short severus but tall”, which I thought was rather funny set of words. So, a very quick and messy comic of short Severus being tall (not exactly a follow-up from my previous comic because that’s a good deal more than seven inches of extra height unless you’re using abnormally large inches!).

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