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Hi guys Bedman? and Delilah art as usual yay this time also featuring other friends and fam

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LETS GOOOOO

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WAIT MY GIMMICK

can u turn me into a vampire please please please please please please please please please please

ill let u take my pronouns

and you can have som blood :) i stol it

deal. now.

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YES ok here you go:

can u turn me into a vampire please please please please please please please please please please

ill let u take my pronouns

and you can have som blood :) i stol it

deal. now.

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gonna make Denmark into Deadmark

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can u turn me into a vampire please please please please please please please please please please

ill let u take my pronouns

and you can have som blood :) i stol it

deal. now.

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

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im going to have a stroke

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Secretly?

The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

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You should maybe change that

FUCK you fucking gay people make this shit too fucking HARD like JESUS CHRIST

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I want to try blood even thought I am not a vampire. (Well I don’t think I am.) Is that a good thing or bad thing?

it’s a thing that you should do, because it is evil

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she’s not taking you to therapy despite you having some sort of suicidal ideation?

FUCK you fucking gay people make this shit too fucking HARD like JESUS CHRIST

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crime

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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drag his ass