evil-vampire-official

[evil-vampire-official]

I'm giving everybody the gift of vampirism. Now that you owe me a favor go get me a soda.

[evil-vampire-official]

Guys, this bloke doesn't have Tumblr Gold. Let alone Tumblr Red, make fun of him.

I had an interesting night last night

[evil-vampire-official]

yes

are you jeff the kidding me

[evil-vampire-official]

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(Im prev anon Its meant to be ohio but there's uh...no flag emoji for it-.)

OHHHH right. your plans went well then?

[evil-vampire-official]

Mr evil vampire are you perhaps aware of the owner of the pocket that of whom you have taken residence in has transformed from a state to an empire/silly

This seems to happen a lot.

[evil-vampire-official]

So true bestie

live laugh getting blood everywhere

[evil-vampire-official]

…wait why not?

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

oh, but everybody needs a friend. and I don't think you have one around at the moment...

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

what, do you not need my help? everybody needs a friend, after all!

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

somewhere? where do you mean? I've been here a while, I know my way around...

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

*now annoyed* ...nice meeting you too. do you need help leaving the forest? it's a long road...

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

darn, that stinks. my friends call me Vamp, what about you? *sticks hand out*

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

my, isn't it a horribly cold night for a child like you to be out in the dark? there are wolves in this forest, don't you know?

It's getting colder the further I go... I hope it doesn't get too cold...

[evil-vampire-official]

congrats, you're a grandparent!

Keep up the great work, lads

[evil-vampire-official]

oh I got a concert. but like. doxx this fictional character and I'll make my rounds

something needs to happen to alice. she needs to face Opposition other than the fact she has no clue where she even is

[evil-vampire-official]

[evil-vampire-official]

I have no clue who Alice is but I *am* the opposition

something needs to happen to alice. she needs to face Opposition other than the fact she has no clue where she even is