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I play bass sometimes. Any Pronouns. I'm like a gay Todd Howard minus the fleetwood mac. Why are you reading this?e
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I just watched somebody fail at a kick flip from my window and now I'm making a Tumblr post about it to immortalize the embarrassment on the internet
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shawty got them apple bottom jeans
Boots with the jeans
All the club was jeans at her
She hit the jeans
Shawty got jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans
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I need somebody to breath on my neck i will pay in exposure
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Wait..
Doctor diagnosed me with MDD
MAJOR DICK DISORDER
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Doctor diagnosed me with MDD
MAJOR DICK DISORDER
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eating gravy on the bus (yeah)
gravy on the bus (yeah)
want some more gravy in this bus (more)
filling the bussy with gravy (what)
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Getting my medication soon I'm gonna be the normalest person ever which is a normal thing to think
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eating gravy on the bus (yeah)
gravy on the bus (yeah)
want some more gravy in this bus (more)
filling the bussy with gravy (what)
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balls big balls honking tonking man whoppers
The Right Tools For The Job®
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one time i went to chipotle and i found sartre’s Existentialism is a Humanism in my tacos, be safe out there folks.
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Garfield’s ass,
Gives him figure quite crass,
While it makes me quite jovial,
The cleanup is custodial,
Perhaps I should just touch grass.
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