evil-knight-oathbreaker

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

woke wizard just threw a grand coronation for some 10 year old after he found a rusty sword in a puddle. MEANWHILE tax paying evil knights are out here actually putting the work in, and getting squat. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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cashier at the supermarket asked a customer to solve his riddles three if she wanted to buy a vape and when she got one wrong he just straight up disintegrated her. i have got to get out of this town man

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

back in my day we didn't have 'workplace safety regulations'. you just tripped and fell into the bottomless pits left around LIKE A MAN!!!

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[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

just letting you guys know that once we reach 200 followers I'm sending you off to war. so maybe start prepping or whatever.

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

yeah the women love me dude. what's that? why do they seek my death again and again? why do they never rest from their eternal pursuit of whetting their lips with my craven blood? uh yeah don't worry about it man.

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

my dog is so nice to me while I tickle her tummy but. when I stop.she tries to kill me

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

scheming advisor just asked if I would help him overthrow the king and send the land into a thousand years of darkness

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

EVIL KNIGHT WRAPPED 2024

You were:

FORSAKEN 20 times!

COMPELLED BY DARK FORCES 8 times!

DIVORCED 1 time!

FELLED ONLY TO RISE ONCE MORE 112 times!

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.

Except they keep coming back.

PLAY ON ITCH.IO

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

night-time runners need to start wearing capes. theyve already got those stupid getups on. a billowing cape would add a little something to that whole insipid affair, i think.

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

DNI LIST

-PURSUERS OF HARD-WON TRUTHS

-SUPPORTERS OF THE CLAIMANT TO THE EMPTY THRONE, DUKE EDDING (more like Duke LEMMING!!!)

-SIR ELDWIN, STEWARD OF THE HIDDEN CITADEL (he knows what he did)

-THOSE WHO STAND OPPOSED TO TOXIC YURI AND DOOMED YAOI

-THE MOST WRETCHED LADY BEATRICE (I still want my cloak back you CUR!)

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my manager just got stabbed by an ancient god

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

wear did you get your comically large sword? the comically large sword store is so expensive :(

@failure-wizard

Hot topic.

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

squire just asked if my sword REALLY needs to be so comically oversized to the point that it is actually impeding on my ability to use it in combat. foolish child. lol. lmao, even.

[evil-knight-oathbreaker]

quitting my job so I can focus on my real passion (being a reoccurring villain for adventuring parties consisting of 3 or more people who start as a disparate collection of lost strangers but over the course of their adventure grow into lifelong friends and a force to be reckoned with)