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when he looks down all his face flab falls down and this happens
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current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed
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stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.
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I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand
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best ones from Thomas Sanders’ Narrating People’s Lives.
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so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
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