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kyle: (is knocked out) kenny: hes not breathing! somebody call 911 or do cpr! cartman: i can do cpr! kyle: (wakes up) stan: cartman you dont know how! ill do it kyle: (quickly closes his eyes)

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best thing i ever done

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someone scream at me till i write

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So perhaps the teaser is real this time👁️👁️

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Things Sick Characters Do...

›› refuse to admit they’re sick while literally swaying on their feet (“I’m fine.” immediately crashes into the couch and doesn’t get up for 2 hours)

›› that stubborn little forehead crease when they’re trying to pretend they’re not in pain but they definitely are

›› saying “I’m not cold” while shivering like a leaf and glaring at the blanket you’re offering like it insulted their honor

›› wearing like… 3 hoodies. and a beanie. and a blanket cape. looking like a lump of denial with a nose

›› flinching when they cough too hard, like it surprised them and they feel a little betrayed by their own body

›› that specific exhausted way of blinking, slow and confused, like their brain is buffering every time you ask a question

›› apologizing for being sick. like their immune system personally offended you. like they should’ve scheduled it better

›› getting clingy in that low-energy, wordless way. like reaching for your sleeve or sitting closer without saying anything

›› drinking tea like it’s a punishment. making a face after every sip but still doing it because someone made it for them

›› trying to pretend they’re still useful. doing tasks badly. insisting on helping and then immediately sitting down like “okay I need a nap now”

›› using exactly zero words to communicate for three days. just grunting and side-eyes and one finger raised when they need something

›› being deeply offended by how gross they feel. muttering “I hate this” every few minutes like their own mucus is their nemesis

›› standing up too fast and doing the classic “whoa. gravity’s intense today” stagger

›› texting you things like “bring soup. i am dying. goodbye” but then surviving anyway, unfortunately for the drama

›› finally accepting help after pretending they didn’t need it, and getting weirdly quiet when someone tucks the blanket around them just right

›› looking genuinely surprised when someone takes care of them. like it never crossed their mind that anyone would

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goodbye you guys but i didnt feel like drawing the fire so ill just leave it here: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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who else is grieving for the non-existent kyle bird flu episode 💔

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Butters is unbothered 🎧🔥🩵

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brother Turd don’t kill yourself yet South Park made a special bashing the shit outta trump in it

Trust n believe I went n pirated that shit at the public library

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we’re so back

happy season 27!

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we all got that one friend who has the worst taste in men

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sermon on the mount we are so back

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this is a test can you see this ask im slowly going insane

yeah i see it ‼️

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Posting ahead of twitter because i'm impatient and BECAUSE I CAN

KAHL SPEAK TO US IM BEGGING YOU!!!!!

(this is me manifesting for him to have a speaking role in the next ep. Fans of minor characters, you have all my admiration...)