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[everyones-favourite-dentist]

psst heya Emile!

*Bugs comes in and sets down a bunch of interesting and shiny trinkets on the desk*

Found these! Pretty fun to mess with! So here for you! And no i didn’t steal them this time! Enjoy!

“O- oh, uh, thank you..? Wait, what do you mean “this time”—?”

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“It- it was- nice, uh… p- people don’t really tend to… give me gifts, and stuff?”

(They glance at the now mid-sized pile on their desk.

“…w- well, not until pretty recently, anyway.”)

“I w- I would… like that. If you wanted to…? You don’t have to.”

(They reach up to scratch the back of their neck awkwardly, but promptly wince and gingerly put their arm back down.)

" Heya buddy ! Sorry I left so quickly yesterday... Had some... 'Stuff' to do ! Hopefully I'll stick around a little longer ...

[ she sat herself in one of the waiting chairs. ]

Soooo ... Did ya like the bird ? Did ya also like the lil trinkets ? I know it was simple, but I thought it was charming too ... ! "

[ He questioned cheerfully. There was a feeling that they were grinning behind that mask of theirs. ]

@agent-octyl

“Oh, that’s a- alright, I wasn’t really… uh, the gift - I- it was- um, I…”

(They look… uncharacteristically bashful.)

“…I liked it.”

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*Plop*

*A pillow is placed lightly on Emile’s head*

*Bugs also places a blanket on the desk as well*

Lil resting objects! Caaause you probably need it pal!

(It takes them a second to react to the pillow, and they watch it with vague befuddlement as it slips off their head and plops onto the desk.)

“…oh, um. Th- thanks..?”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

" Heya buddy ! Sorry I left so quickly yesterday... Had some... 'Stuff' to do ! Hopefully I'll stick around a little longer ...

[ she sat herself in one of the waiting chairs. ]

Soooo ... Did ya like the bird ? Did ya also like the lil trinkets ? I know it was simple, but I thought it was charming too ... ! "

[ He questioned cheerfully. There was a feeling that they were grinning behind that mask of theirs. ]

@agent-octyl

“Oh, that’s a- alright, I wasn’t really… uh, the gift - I- it was- um, I…”

(They look… uncharacteristically bashful.)

“…I liked it.”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

[alright time for more wholesome for Emile >:)]

*A bit later, more stuff somehow appears again this time they are a music box that plays a comforting melody, another plush being a small dolphin with a note saying its name is Kyle, and another note*

“Hello! More stuff for you! Hope you feel better Emile!

-Buggy”

*Next to the note is a small cupcake, it’s icing looks like toothpaste and there’s a small candy toothbrush on top*

(The doctor, still looking a bit loopy, looks at the other sweets still piled uneaten on their desk guiltily, and eat the cupcake - looking fond.)

“…thanks.”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

*Theres a crocodile plush on the table*

*How did it get there?*

*there’s a small piece of paper on its nose, it says that the crocodile’s name is Rover*

“…”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

[ Octyl stepped inside of Emile’s office, holding a photograph... Maybe a magazine cutout? She stepped up and held it to them. They tapped on it, it was a photo of a bird (that Emile probably doesn't recognize). ]

“ you remind me of these lil fellas, do here's a little photo of one I found. There's some stuff on the back too incase you don't notice. Thats all ! So long, buddy. "

[ He placed it in their hands and walked out without anymore elaboration. ]

“……………”

(They watch the agent leave their office, then look back down at the photo. …he looks like he’s gonna cry.)

“……..Oh.”

(After a long moment of staring at the bird they remember what Octyl said, and turn the picture over.)

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

[ Octyl stepped inside of Emile’s office, holding a photograph... Maybe a magazine cutout? She stepped up and held it to them. They tapped on it, it was a photo of a bird (that Emile probably doesn't recognize). ]

“ you remind me of these lil fellas, do here's a little photo of one I found. There's some stuff on the back too incase you don't notice. Thats all ! So long, buddy. "

[ He placed it in their hands and walked out without anymore elaboration. ]

“……………”

(They watch the agent leave their office, then look back down at the photo. …he looks like he’s gonna cry.)

“……..Oh.”

(After a long moment of staring at the bird they remember what Octyl said, and turn the picture over.)

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(They sigh heavily.)

“…..neat.”

*Bugs is there!*

Hi! You doin well?

*She sets down a whole stolen cake*

Also have this! It’s free!

“…”

(He looks up at her, then down at the cake, then back at her. They still look half asleep.)

“……….am I dead?”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

Hey big fella!! Any weird dreams? Like your teeth falling out while you’re naked in school after failing a test to a class you were late to and also your teacher was the dog you lost when you were 6?

“…I was… I was back in th’ hospital, ‘n they were trying to- to put me back together, but…”

(They scratch at a spot on their chest absentmindedly.)

“….they were trying.”

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*Bugs is there!*

Hi! You doin well?

*She sets down a whole stolen cake*

Also have this! It’s free!

“…”

(He looks up at her, then down at the cake, then back at her. They still look half asleep.)

“……….am I dead?”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

[ ✨ Ending the event here! We return to your regularly scheduled OG Emile now :) ]

“..?”

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

What if

Lets say

There was a box of doughnuts that just magically appeared and it looks like it has whipped cream in it but it’s actually toothpaste and it was for Fidel?

Emile don’t tell Fidel about the doughnuts having toothpaste in them-

“You know I can hear you, right?”

(Fidel grabs the box and casually puts it in front of the Guy, who shortly thereafter starts cursing his name and ancestry.)

“It’s getting pretty late - or should I say early? Either way, I think it’s about time you guys left.”

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Starts doing more chores around the house

“…I- I think… I’m gonna go to bed now. Just- don’t let them get into my room..?”

“Hmm? Oh- yeah, sure.”

“Thanks.”

(And with that, Emile has left the room!)

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

*A large bucket floats over to the guy and plops right onto their head*

*While the bucket was on their head the cookies were snatched away and given to Emile*

“Whuh- hey!”

(Dr. West just sighs and puts them by the slowly growing pile on the coffee table.)

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Gives some pecan caramel pie

"I'm not feeling the best right now can I have a hug?"

“If you insist!”

(Fidel offers you a hug.)

[everyones-favourite-dentist]

Um, Emile, any way we can help you feel better?

“You could leave me alone.”