welcome to the park, thanks for bringing your fuckin kids ~~~ put "he", "she", and "they" on a giant wheel and spin for up-to-date pronouns // 22 // pan? bi? demi? polyam? idk // i like plants, politics, & avatar the last airbender
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that disney channel show "i didn't do it" is just the story of five kids who really needed IEPs
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ya'll ever wonder if ancient egyptians were walking around w their little flipflops going PFSLAP PFSLAP PFSLAP
#i want an ancient egyptian girl#who go to temple#and read her#uh#um#uhh#scrollllllll#“i'll see you later Akhenaten i gotta run to scribe class” ...SHlLIPSHLIPSHLIPSHLIP
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pretty lady: so i've been thinking we should take this a step further...
the gay rat in my pants telling my peanits what to do: add oregano
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think of a crime. any crime.
statistically speaking men have done that
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gonna dress up in one of those striped burglar costumes and tip toe around a modern art museum holding a blank canvas until someone yells at me
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there's gotta be a joke somewhere in the fact that men always tell each other to "man up" or whatever, but to me this has always sounded like they're telling each other to procure a man like romantically. i am too stupid to write said joke but i can't stop thinking about it so i'm posting it on tumblr to like 30 people or something just to get it out there. fr someone do something about this bc i can't take it. get your man. man up.
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barbie PEGaSUS
(Inspired by a friend. ❤️🔥🫡🙏)
#YOUR HONOR#barbie pegasus#thank you#orange juice#bro imagine searching orange juice on tumblr and finding this#I just opened all the cabinets and drawers in my kitchen for everyone to find come morning
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Failed (SUCCEEDED.) at captioning this raw asf screenshot from Pinterest
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they’re so morse coded. they’re giving very much ... .-.. .- -.--
#here's some fucking gold ig#you're welcome#anyways#see ya'll in like three months ig#this literally isn't even funny i'm just mad tired and nobody is awake to stop me bc it's like 3am
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idk if this is funny its 4:20am on a saturday
blood type: universal receiver
ok you fucking plasma princess
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every social platform is trying to kill us! :) yay :)
soooo.
fuck discord.
Turn these off NOW. If you wait they can use whatever you've said or shared with your friends on there until whenever you turn it off, even after you turn it off.
Turn them off and tell Discord to get their head out of their arse and go fuck themselves.
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everybody has two wolves
yours are gay and in love and they hate you :)
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just sent my dad a picture of danny phantom that says “im going non verbal” instead of a pdf with tax info and i dont think i know how to fix this
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