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So… Uhm.. I messed up!! :( !!!

There was an anonymous request for a one-shot where the reader was having a panic attack and Sans walked in during the middle of it etc. I'm 95% sure it was anonymous so IDK who requested it. My dyslexia was being silly and even despite reading over the request MULTIPLE. TIMES. I accidentally made a headcanon list instead!!! :(

I panicked and deleted it and the request got lost. Whoever requested this, this is for you, lol. Anyways. If the OG requester sees this and wants me to give them the headcanons as well as an apology from me then just feel free to DM me, they’re already done and written lol.

(since i was so mentally prepared for this to be a headcanon list, i did take inspo from a chapter from ‘The Party Incident and Other Embarrassing Anecdotes’ by Poublee on A03.)

“babe, try and calm down, what happened? talk to me.” Sans’ voice pleaded quietly with you, and his gloved hands grabbed both of yours to not only prevent you from accidentally whacking someone with how you were fanning yourself but to also lead you away from the crowd of people.

What happened? Great question. The weather was too hot and it felt like your skin was burning (you knew you should have put on sunscreen.), your clothes were too tight to your skin but also loose and you hated how the fabric felt, the world was spinning but everything looked still, the people at this concert were too loud, and you were exhausted.

“I- I don’t know, I want to go home,” You didn’t even have the way home memorized since this was a newer area in the city, and your phone being on two percent didn’t help your fear of it dying and you not being able to use the maps to get home.

It just… didn’t occur to you that Sans’ phone was not only charged- but he could also just zip you both out of here with the warm crackle of his ozone-scented magic.

To both of you, going to a concert today sounded like a fun idea. There had been a power outage at your apartment, so you couldn’t binge and watch TV like you always did together when both of you were off from work. Sans had been scrolling on his laptop mindlessly to satiate his boredom while you laid on top of him half-asleep, and he saw a post online about this outside concert downtown for a newer band. The tickets were dirt cheap and the concert was only two hours from now, so why not?

To cut it short and simple, the band’s music sucked ass, and while you were both laughing about it at first- everything quickly became funny when some asshole pushed you down while you were trying to go to the concessions stand. Not only had you scraped your palms red and bloody when you fell onto the concrete, but your brand-new tights got ripped clean through on your knees from the jagged ground.

Sans hadn’t even been near you when this happened since he was sitting somewhere scrolling on his phone so that he could find a place for you two to eat after this (neither of you felt like cooking), so he was blissfully unaware of you fighting for your life when you rushed to the bathroom to go clean up your palms and knees.

Of course, to your luck, the only sink that was working was- surprise! Broken. It sprayed water at you and hit you straight in your face, parts of your makeup now blurring down as the water dripped off of your chin and down onto your shirt.

So to Sans’ surprise, you came back a complete mess whenever he turned around and saw you- just about to hit you with the ‘who is this sexy person behind me that looks identical to my partner,’ before he saw your wrecked state.

You had been doing a decent job at keeping yourself composed until Sans turned around and saw you, his smug face that hinted that he was about to drop some dumb pick-up line to you instantly snapping to a look of concern. You just couldn’t take it. Your boyfriend, the love of your life was pitying you. It only took a second before you broke down into tears, fanning yourself with your hands as you tried to prevent your tears from ruining your makeup any more than the water from the bathroom already had.

That led you to where you were now, with Sans holding your hands and trying to get you to calm down.

It was really obvious that he didn’t know what to do. Most of your breakdowns you only let happen when you were alone, but for some reason, you were freaking out this time, and simply breathing seemed like an intense chore, and Sans (who had only seen you cry once before) had no idea how to comfort you. He was trying to talk to you, but it was like you didn’t understand any of the words coming out of his teeth, and you were too focused on everything happening around the two of you to process that he was trying to help you calm down.

Papyrus had never freaked out like this when Sans was watching him grow up and while Alphys had some panic attacks from time to time- Sans was never there for any of them and had only heard about it from Undyne. If he had known that info on how to deal with these would be helpful to him later in the future, he would have asked her what to do! But here he was, clueless.

“you’re okay, look at me,” Horrible comforting that he was mirroring what he’d seen in movies, but he was trying! “you want to go home?”

A quick nod from you was all he needed to zip the both of you back to your apartment, having to push you down gently to sit on the couch.

The comfort of being home began to slow things down for you, and your short-paced breaths began to slow down to calmer ones as you came to your senses. You were home… Sans’ gloved mittens were covering your hands as he looked at you in silence, waiting for you to say something to him.

Say something…

“…I’m okay…” You quietly spoke to assure him a bit, looking at his white pinpricks that slowly began to dilate when he realized you were relaxing. “I don’t know what happened. I haven’t had a panic attack in a long time…”

“your palms are scraped.” Sans gently lifted your hands into his, the fabric of his gloves snagging slightly against your scuffed palms. “wait here for a second.”

He zipped away into thin air with nothing but the crackle of magic and the smell of ozone left of him, and there you sat for less than a minute before he appeared in front of you again.

“okay, we don’t have monster candy, so this is what we got.” He opened up his hands to reveal several cute bandaids that he’d clearly dug deep for in the medicine cabinet. “here, let me put them on your palms.”

Your knees were also scraped, but not bad enough to Sans’ judgment for needing pink bandaids to cover the wounds. He slipped off his mittens, setting the bandaids down on the coffee table and quickly unwrapping one before holding one of your hands and pressing the bandaid down over your palm.

“I tripped.” You stated, clearing things up a bit.

Honestly, you weren’t sure how to explain why you had a panic attack out of nowhere and how you got so busted up. Everything happened so fast.

Sans didn’t say anything, and that was your clear cue to keep talking.

“And the, uhm… The stupid sink in the bathroom was broken. I had gone in there to try and clean off my palms, but it sprayed water on me instead. My makeup is ruined.” Your mind cleared the more that you spoke to him, the common effect of his comfort given just from his existence.

“i think you still look amazing, even if your makeup is running down your chin.” Sans never skipped a beat to drop a compliment into the conversation with you, similar to how you always sought the chance to tell him he looked good (even if he didn’t believe it).

The compliment drew a smile to your face, and you quietly admired your boyfriend while he put bandaids onto your scuffed, hurt palms. “Thank you, Sans.”

“yeah.” His short answer was all you needed to hear to know that he didn’t really know what else to say, followed by his quick conversation diversion. “wanna hear a joke?”

Of course, you did. “Yes, talk to me.”

“what musical keys do cows sing in?”

Weird… You hadn’t heard this one before. He finished putting the bandaids onto your palms right as he was speaking, and you took the chance to grab onto your shorter boyfriend and pull him in to sit on the couch with you.

“I don’t know… What?”

“beef flat.” He dropped the punchline, and you shook your head at the joke.

He didn’t even let you assure that the joke was funny before he put a hand up to hide his face from you, not even wanting to look at you right now. “you hate me. the joke was so bad that you can’t even laugh.”

Okay, his comment instantly drew a laugh from you, and you tried to grab onto his hand to pull it down. “Sansss, It was funny, I swear! You didn’t even give me time to laugh.”

“no, you hate me and my jokes.” Sans kept his hand up covering his face for as long as he could, but it didn’t take much strength against his lack of muscles for you to pull his hand down so that you could see his smirking face again. “and you won’t even let me look away from you.”

It was in the back of your mind to want to just hold onto him like he wasn’t a grown man, but you didn’t, instead just looking at him in silence while he stared at you, clearly expecting some sort of witty comeback.

“Thank you…” You spoke quietly to him, appreciative that he had zipped you back home instead of letting you continue to freak out at the uncomfortable outdoor concert pit.

Sans pulled your hand that was holding his to his teeth, giving your knuckles a little teeth bump kiss. “yeah, anytime, baby.”

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Hi! I have a fun request :3

How about Classic Sans x Reader (gender neutral) where their relationship started off as very close friends which escalated into a friends with benefits relationship before they started dating

Like headcanons on how they would even get into the fwb part of their relationship in the first place and then later Sans realizing he has feelings for them :3

Sorry this took a bit but comin' up! No explicit NSFW but some suggestive stuff here or there obvs given the subject material

Classic Sans x Reader; Friends (with benefits) to Lovers

It all just kind of happens tbh

You two have very natural chemistry, Sans could easily spend hours simply goofing off or chatting about nothing with you. Something just naturally clicks

You both want to spend more time together

And you do

And you keep getting closer as a result

It further helps that you vibe pretty well with a lot of his friends and more importantly Papyrus as well

You're not only a good friend but someone he genuinely trusts and you likewise are able to read him better than mosts are, even able to call him out when he's clearly lying or pulling 'sum bullshit.

The shift in your relationship happens one drunken night when both of you went out to Grillby's, throwing back some shots and having some laughs

The typical shit you to do

But he brings you home (he can still short cut while drunk thankfully) and you invite him to stay the night

He's always found you attractive mind you but he's never attempted to pull anything for various reasons, never the right time, assumed you weren't interested, etc.

And now his mind is fuzzy thanks to liquor, he's in a really good mood because he spent most of the evening hanging out with you, you're all flushed, looking cute and literally inviting him....

You can figure out the rest from there

The morning after is a bit...awkward

He stays! He even made (ordered) you some breakfast for the hangover you both have

A part of him, the part that doesn't want to deal with complicated emotions or situations like these, kind of hopes maybe you'd be drunk enough to forget

But you weren't <3

"Are we....a thing now?"

"we don't have to be we can still just be friends"

"Friends that just hook up?"

".....yeah"

And that kind of settles it, neither of you seem to be aware of any deeper romantic feelings yet or maybe simply in denial about the possibility. Maybe a mix of both who's to say

Tha awkward tension lessens some, you two kind of easing into this new dynamic

Sans isn't exactly a stranger to having friendly hookups, though it's newer ground on your end. The thing is the two of you don't expect to be just....getting intimate so frequently

The second time is in a spur of a moment thing where you two happen to have his house to ourselves

The third time you two get a bit....adventurous at his hot dog stand shall we say

The fourth time? Let's just say it involved a short cut

It's kind of like the same as when you two were just friends who didn't do this kind of stuff, except there is more casual touching than there wasn't before

It's subtle on his end, he's more prone to be closer to you, wrap an arm around you or even lean against you. Meanwhile you're noticeably more handsy

And it doesn't go completely unnoticed

Undyne : .....are you and Sans a thing now?

Y / N : Noo??? The fuck makes you say that?

Undyne : You two weren't this touchy before

You just roll your eyes and tell her to mind her own damn businesses (you know damn well how she looks at Alphys)

I definitely think you realize that your feelings are romantic first rather than platonic or purely lustful, when is a bit unclear probably post cotius when you two are happily snuggled up and just chatting

It's when it hits that you're happy, really happy and you kind of don't want to leave his embrace

....you're in love with this idiot

Sans is slower with it

He's not oblivious to it, he knows he likes you a lot and clearly you two get along well. The bonehead is just a bit hesitant to properly let anyone into his life like that and he doesn't throw words as strong as "love" all willy nilly

However one time while in the moment of passion, he kind of just realized he could get used to doing this with you forever, get used to having you around forever, wanted to have you around forever, needed to have you around forever

The emotions of it hit him like a truck when you're both still reeling from your respective highs, it spills out

"i'm in love with you..."

You blink, not sure if you heard him correctly, "Did you just...?"

And then he fucking teleports away.

You're more than thrown for a loop by it

To his credit he doesn't just avoid you after the fact, the man was just overwhelmed and further overwhelmed himself by saying it before he himself could process it

Still kinda sheepish about it when you two talk and you do bring it up

It was your turn to throw him for a loop by saying you loved him too.

"are we a thing now?"

"Yeah, yeah I'd like to be anyway."

That kind of settles it, you two don't make any big announcement, the most your relationship goes public is just people asking if you two are a thing now

And you both respond yes

Well, you tell them yes, Sans gets cheeky with it

"i'm a thing, they're a thing, guess that settles it."

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I've made the guy

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always having sticky goop constantly dripping down from your eyes is probably the most uncomfortable thing ever😭

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Rarepairary: Killer x Ink

They would be the most chaotic pair

Especially at Build-a-Bear

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Wanted to make a cute little phone background :3

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I forget that Fresh canonically has eyebrows... what they are doing there?

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Both Killer and Error having an eye wide open and the other half-droopy is peak design for me

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“ your not welcomed here “

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He do his little dancey dance

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🎨 Lady Spring art by ninegiri (Vgen) & Sans awful one by me 💙 Crossbones belongs to @tsunderswapofficial ❤️ Papyrus's sprites edit by me

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Saw someone on here talking about how overpowering the "tomboy/ not like other girls" persona has become in this fandoms fanfiction spaces which I totally GET, so I thought I'd draw my girly ass self with my fine shyts <33

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Do u have any xreader fic recommendations?

Luv ur writing btw<33

AHHHHHHH boy do I that's mainly what I read lol

I have actually been waiting for this moment stg I have basically no one in my life who also reads fanfiction so theres no one to really talk to about it

A few that immediately come to mind are:

Aggre(g/v)ation by Llama Goddess!, Complete, 180,000 words, Fem reader

•Okay this one I have very faint memory of and from what I can remember it's a reverse harem fic (gonna be a pretty common troupe here)with UT sans, UF sans, and HT sans. I really liked the characterization of the boys in this fic and it had good pacing and plot. I believe you're UT sans roommate and then all the machine bs happens and it pulls through UF sans first and then HT sans a bit later on in the story.

Dirty Laundry(fem and masc) by Popatochisp, Complete, 162,476 words for fem 182,622 words for masc

• THE swapfell fic. Both skeleton brothers x reader here with SF sans being romanced later on in the book. I absolutely devoured this fic it was great pacing,great characterization,THE PLOT 😙👌. So it starts off with you doing laundry at a Laundromat and you feel someone watching you. Looking around you see a tall skeleton trying to sneakily watch you and you're like what is he up to. So you approach him and you're like can I help you and he gets super embarrassed because the whole issue here is he doesn't know how to do laundry. So you teach him and end up getting his number and he wants you to become his adulting teacher basically. Not gonna spoil much more but this book is! so! good! Really fluffy with just the right amount of drama and action mixed in. Hard recommend!

On top of the bone pile by Lyrjok, Complete, Includes SMUT, 422,222 words Fem reader

•Another reverse harem this one has a bunch of boys let's see romance wise there's UT, US, UF, and SF maybe G!Sans as well can't remember, There's also ink and error but they're there for plot reasons. This one is cute and has good pacing. I can't really remember the plot super well besides the ending and I don't want to spoil that for y'all. I picked it up for the smut but ended up really liking it and how the author portrays the boys is pretty good!

Smells like Chalk and Beeswax by ShittyDinner, Complete, Includes SMUT 78,841, Fem reader

•Okay first of all this fic does NOT have a happy ending and I figured that out the hard way. Istg it hurt me so bad I couldn't read fanfiction for like two weeks after I finished it because I couldn't stop thinking about the ending and it was ruining my reading experience. SO BE WARNED. This fic is a US sans x reader with uh some US papyrus x reader as well. Absolutely great fic here, the plot and pacing are perfect I love the boys here. I remember the plot of this one so viscerally starts off with an earthquake and you end up saving US sans. He gets your number and wants to befriend you basically right away. Don't want to spoil anything but the story moves pretty quick so you won't be waiting long if you read this!

Smells like Chalk and Cockatoo byShittyDiner, Complete, Includes SMUT, 128,555 words,Fem reader

This is by the same author as the last one and kinda follows a simular plotline but instead it is UT sans x reader. If i remember correctly it does have a happy ending. So a fair warning for this one Sans is abusive at some points its actually a pretty big plot point so if topics like that are triggering to you this is not the fic for you. I cant really remember the plot of this one too well but im pretty sure you meet papyrus first and sans a bit later on. Its pacing is pretty decent and i feel it has a good amount of drama plus you get to have a kid with sans near the end which was cute to see.

OKAY i feel like six is enough for now but if you guys wants more just let me know i have so many and i love yapping about fics i like lol. ALSO if you have any papyrus x reader recs any au please drop them in the comments or message them to me i am a huge sans simp but i feel like its finally time to give paps some attention

ALSO ALSO not fanfiction but fanfiction esque Darkpetal16 is working on some undertale au interactive fiction with romance involved in most of them, they even have a few finished! For anyone who doesnt know what Interactive Fiction is it's basically a text based game and i find them pretty neat. The ones that are finished are Siren Call, Underswap, Underfell, and Dusttale!

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