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Twitter is a shit place, mate. Don't go there.

Twitter has been getting a little crazy lately. I can’t really pull away even though I want to. I think I’m just going to go for a ride and put all the windows down and sing Drake at the top of my lungs.

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Oh my God, are you seriously turning 20 in like 2 weeks?! No offense but yeah, you're a grandpa. Well... I'll have to do something about it, then. Don't worry, as long as you don't piss me off, I promise I won't hit you.

Well, I’m actually one more step closer to 20 than you are so you might as well call me grandpa. But, what if she never realizes it? I don’t think I want to piss you off or even simply stand next to you if you’re going to be taking boxing lessons.

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Disneyland Paris it is! I'm sure they'll love it. The Eiffel Tower as well! And we can go shopping there! Perfect, let me know when you have everything ready!

Let’s go to Disneyland Paris. Jaxon and Jazzy would love it then we can explore the place. I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower up close and maybe now I can. I’ll call my travel agent about everything and set it all up.

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Oh man, that's so cute! Can you imagine when she finally manages to call you daddy? You need to film her, okay? I know it sounds like typical last century parents' but do it! I film every single thing Gracie does. You welcome and I mean it. She's gonna be super proud of you when she grows up.

Yeah! It really does, I feel like its been less time than that but apparently not. No, she’s just been kinda babbling a lot. I’m sure she’ll put some words together soon though! She was actually wobbling around the other day and stood up for a few seconds before she fell so you’re probably right. Sounds like me most of the time. Just give her a bit and I’m sure she’ll be crawling everywhere. Oh no, I’m probably just average, but thank you. It means a lot, honestly.

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You know what's even scarier? I'm almost 20.  20 fucking years old. Man, I'm gonna be a grandma. I'm not gonna do take her against her will, she needs to realize that she needs to go. Oh, plotting Jame's death is something that sounds incredibly tempting but I think getting some box classes would be for the best.

Hey, that means you’re almost 19? That’s kind of scary… maybe you should steal her away and bring her to the doctor’s against her will? I think that’s what I would do. Hey, we could always plot a murder and  then never go through with it… It could help your frustrations towards him? Or that just might make you want to murder him more…

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Yeah, I'd go with the punching theory too.  First stop.. well, that's a hard one. Disneyland Paris? Barcelona? Greece?

Thats what he siad, but I don’t think he was being serious. I’m pretty sure someone punched him instead. But yeah EUROPE! Where to first???

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It happened to Zac Efron? You know he's like my religion, yeah. Yay, we're going to Europe! I'm excited. 

Exactly, why don’t you ask Zac Efron that? See, then Europe it is! Arenas remind me of wrestling for some reason. Let’s go!

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Yeah, winning a Grammy at such a young age is actually a big honor. Fucking Bailey has like enough Grammy's to give to each one of us for Christmas. So, probably she can do the best sellers and interviews instead of me, haha. Shut up! You're cute and you got this baby face thing going on, like, I'm sure you could have Leo DiCaprio at your feet if you wanted! I understand. I suck at words too. Like, I usually end up saying too much or saying things I don't even mean. Well.. I'm quite lovely, yeah. I admit that. Oh Bailey! I was so jealous when she toured with Ed Sheeran, man. That guy could easily be the love of my life and there she goes, writing songs with him and spending I don't know how many months traveling the world with him. I hope she at least put a good word about me with him.

I honestly feel like if this happened, all these things like best sellers and interviews would actually happen. The Carters are that powerful and winning a Grammy is still incredible as ever! I look so dumb, you don’t need to see it! But it’s different when it’s you! You’re cute when you do it and I’m basically a grown man and get weird looks for it. I’m really shy and awkward at times too. I’m not sure how I come across as, but I’m not the best with words and such, you know? I can’t be more lovely than you though and that’s a fact! Bailey is a bit mean. She sent me all the photos of her with people I like! She probably does have Beyonce’s number!

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Kensi's almost 19. I love her and I'll always protect her but she needs to take care of herself too. I just wanna make sure she actually fell down the stairs and didn't get those bruises somewhere else. Would I actually murder someone? I don't know. But James' has so much ugly shit on me, sometimes it feels like it's the only option.

She might actually have those injuries, she needs to take care of her body better even if she’s not a baby… Eve? You would actually murder someone? I didn’t know that you had that in you.

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Oh God, a year? Really? Time really flies fast. Has she said daddy yet? Oh my God, it probably won't be too long 'till she starts walking! That's so exciting! My baby sister's doing good! She's only 6 months old but I think she's so lazy. I've been trying to get her to start crawling but she doesn't want to. I know. Like you. I bet you're a great father.

I know, it’s crazy how big she already is. It seems like she was so little just a few days ago but it’s almost been a year now. But, yeah, I think I’ll arrange for us to go somewhere next weekend or the week after that. Speaking of, how is your baby sister? Yeah, some just are awful but on the bright side, not all are like that.

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As the twins finally entered the park, Evelyn took a moment to look at her surroundings in awe. She probably would never get tired of Disneyland and how people looked so happy in the park. Eve bit her lip as she tried to think where they could go first. "Should we go take pictures outside the castle?" she spoke excitedly, a big smile on his face as she turned to look at her sister. "Maybe we can meet any of the Princesses!" Evie took a small jump and grabbed Kensi's hand as she started to practically run towards the iconic Disney castle.

Disneyland || Evelyn & Kensi

"Thanks" she smiled at her sister as she bought the cards and not even two seconds later, already dragged her inside. Chuckling slightly, Kensi also looked around and only got more excited at the sight of all the great things and rides. "Aww this is so cool" she said excitedly, almost jumping up and down as she looked over to her sister who seemed to have turned into a little kid again as well. Disneyland just had that effect on you somehow. "Oh my gosh, where to first?" she asked, honestly having troubles to decide what they should do first so she just let Evie decide.

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I'll write a best seller book, I'll make a critically acclaimed film and I'll ask Barbara Walters to make me an up and close interview while I talk about this amazing experience. Oh really? I need to see that! But it's okay. I think I fangirl about probably every single artist I meet so, don't feel to bad. It doesn't go away no matter how long you've been in the business. Believe me, I'm not the friendliest! I'm the shyest thing ever and I usually come out as mean but it's only 'cause I'm awkward. But thank you, you're very lovely yourself, Andi. Bailey, on the other hand.. she really is the friendliest of all of us! She might even have Beyonce's number. We'll have to ask.

I think you could even write a book about it, yeah? Have a best seller and everything just because you’re writing about your time with The Carters and winning a Grammy about the same time! I honestly don’t think that. I’m a bit of a fanboy and I can get embarrassing. There’s pictures of me glaring at Bailey while she’s talking to Drake from the VMAs! I think you do know more people than me! You’re not the friendliest? I think you’re lovely! Bailey knows everyone, it’s kind of scary.

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Aww, yeah, take her somewhere and spend some quality time with her. Now that I've got a baby sister I realized how fast babies grow up so enjoy her now before she turns into a beautiful woman! And I understand what you're trying to say, and I guess you're right. Some of us are just not born to be parents.

I think so to, so I think I will. I haven’t really gone on an actual vacation alone with her in months, so I think it’ll be good. Yeah, but some parents shouldn’t even be parents, honestly. Some are just.. Awful. But, I know what you mean.

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Like a broken rib or internal bleeding, I know. But she insists she's fine and it's not like she's a baby like Gracie that I can just carry around wherever I want. I've actually considered murdering him in his sleep, but I don't have neither the physical nor the emotional strength to do it.

She should let you take her though… I mean, it could be something serious? Have you ever considered tying him up and locking him away?

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Why would I fall in a puddle and break my jaw in the first place, eh? It's a great idea, actually! I know both of us have been way too many times to Europe already but really, have we been able to enjoy it? It's just one big arena after another. So, let's go and see Europe, not its arenas.

Fine, when you fall in a puddle and break your jaw I’m not helping you. Eurotrip? I think it’s a good idea. I’ve been wanting to really get my passport stamped out. Not that it hasn’t already, but that’d be fun. 

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Exactly. She's alright now but she just wouldn't let me take her to the doctor. I hate his guts, to be honest. I wish I could get rid of him.

Bruises? That sounds… strange? Is she alright? I never really liked that guy, he always freaked me out a bit.

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If that ever comes true, I'll never shut up about it. The world will probably be annoyed with me, but I wouldn't care. With all the success you and your band are having, I'm pretty sure you'll get to meet everyone you admire soon, and then you can brag about it to everyone! I don't think I know more people than you, I'm not the friendliest of persons. But maybe I'll ask Bailey. I'm sure she knows someone.

I’ll keep my fingers and toes crossed so that day can happen to you because you’ll have the bragging rights over everyone in the whole world! That’s true too. If I met anyone that I admired, I’d probably brag even if the person I bragged to didn’t care. I feel like you know more people than I do. Got any ideas who could know Beyonce?