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Home Alone is really funny because Kevin wakes up to find out his family has vanished, convinces himself that he must have personally done this with magic(?) powers, then proceeds to spend .5 seconds panicking about it before he realizes "wait a second, I hate my family! lol"

Literally just

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I realize Harry and Marv aren't the brightest duo out there, but do you think it finally set in that they should probably leave Kevin alone once he gave them this look at the prospect of burning them alive?

He's already set one of you on fire before.

Twice.

Yet you persist.

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As you get older you're supposed to side more with parents in movies, but with a fully developed brain I say, the McCallisters fucking sucked and were trash parents way before leaving without Kevin.

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Home Alone 2 is really where Kevin graduates from arguable self-defence to active murder attempts on Harry and Marv

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The joke in Home Alone 2 I was too stupid to get the first time around. After Harry and Marv learn they have to deal with Kevin again:

Harry: “You don’t remember what that little brat did to us the last time around?”

Marv: “No.”

At first you think it’s just Marv being stupid as usual, but then you realize Kevin gave him so many head injuries and concussions from the first film he honestly *doesn’t* remember.

He is literally brain damaged.

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The Robbers in Home Alone: “He’s a kid. Kid’s are stupid. He might even let us in.”

Kevin: “I have a mandate from God to protect this house and, by God, I will do everything in my power to fulfill it.”

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The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

Jim Carrey as the Grinch in How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

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zhaocai and jinbao sleeping in the puppy pile for @guzhufuren for my birthday!

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Three men and not a brain between them

dumb, dumber, and dumbest MEET YOU AT THE BLOSSOM 花开有时颓靡无声 (2024) 1.02

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idiot trio + tags from this post [x] MEET YOU AT THE BLOSSOM 花开有时颓靡无声 (2024) 1.03

bonus:

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Porsche with his hair slicked back >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Light as a feather

Kiseki: Dear To Me

Love In The Air

Wedding Plan

Love In Translation

Bake Me Please

Last Twilight

Hidden Agenda

I Feel You Linger In The Air

Playboyy

Kiseki: Dear To Me

My favorite lift-ups (Part 1/?) as part of my favorite bl-tropes collection, in no particular order.

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Prapai being the ultimate Active Listener in Love in the Air ep 13

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This is why Lou got me in the divorce.

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I’ve been telling myself to start watching season 8 for weeks now but after the spoilers of this weeks episode I’m glad I never did