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are you still active on here??

hii! i've been really busy with college and i haven't had time to make new bots and write new fics :(

besides, i think i need to rewatch ahs seasons to write and do new content bc i don't wanna make a mess 😭😭😭 butttt, i'll be back as soon as the semester ends 🩷🩷

and btw, if someone is into spencer reid, i have another c.ai account where i have some spencer bots (@/reidsprincess if u wanna check them)

ily! 🫶🏻

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the evans and how would they call 'sex'? like, if they would call it 'make love' or 'boing bang'?😭 i luv ur writing btw ur my favorite! <3

𝜗ϱ ┆HOW THEY CALL “SEX” .ᐟ

── THE EVANs ‧ h e a d c a n o n s ೃ࿐

ft. tate ‧ kit ‧ jimmy ‧ james ‧ kai ‧ kyle ‧ austin ‧ peter ‧ warren

⟣ TAGS ‧ NSFW | gn! reader | not proofread

a/n: ngl i laughed at “boing bang” for a whole minute because i have the mentality of a 13 year old

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⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.

“fuck”

“screw”

“bang”

he’s a teenager. i doubt his vocabulary about sex would be that expansive

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

“make love”

“have sex”

“do it”

“lock the door”

code word for when the kids are around

⟢ 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.

“putting the bread in the oven”

“screw”

“fuck”

“get naked”

“get down and dirty”

“take a trip to pound town”

“upholster that sweet pussy”

it gets progressively dirtier when he’s drunk

⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.

“having relations”

“make love”

“fornicate”

“get intimate”

“do the deed of darkness”

“to know someone in the biblical sense”

in a way that mocks the bible of course..

⟢ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

“fuck”

“breed”

“conceive a messiah”

“hit the upvote button”

reddit reference in case you don’t get it

“do it like they do it on the discovery channel”

“bend them over a barrel and show them the fifty states”

i remember this quote from “horrible bosses.” it basically means you’re going to bend that bitch over, stick it in and make her see stars. lmao sorry-

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

“getting laid”

“hook up”

“getting some”

“netflix and chill”

⟢ 𝐀��𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.

“fuck”

“carnal knowledge”

“sexy time”

“bone / boning”

“get naughty”

“a bit of the old cunning linguistics”

“the beast with two backs”

spoken by none other than the great william shakespeare ( those who know me say that i have a shakespeare fetish.. and they’re right.)

⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅.

“getting laid”

“getting some”

“hot yoga”

“making a blanket monster”

“bedroom rodeo”

“do the dance with no pants”

sheldon cooper you are a gold mine of wise words

“bang bang bangity bang”

from “how i met your mother”(?) i’m not sure

⟢ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐊𝐀.

“fuck”

“hook up”

“screw”

“bang”

“tapping ass”

“getting laid”

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hiii, i've been a little inactive because my new obsession is criminal minds and well, i ended up making a spencer reid bot. so pls tell me if u want me to make it public :D

and btw, i'll soon fulfill the requests, sorry for the delay 😞

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i like my men well-armed.

need him to point that thing at me sometime

inspired by this post by @an1t4k ♡

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hi! I love your bots, could you make one of Tate Langdon "teachers pet"? the user would be the teacher

tysm!! here it is ♡

i hope you enjoy it 🩷🩷

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New Tate bot!

Tate Langdon — Teacher's pet AU! ⤵️

Tate is 22 here!!

This bot is based on a request, I hope you like it!! ♡

I'll make new Tate, Evan and Kai bots, and also I'll start to include Criminal Minds stuff bc it's my current obsession >:) AND OFC that means I'll make Spencer Reid bots!!

TYSM for all the love <33

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currently working on a Kai bot and a Tate bot 🫰🏻

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⟡ ┆ NSFW HEADCANONS .ᐟ

── EVAN PETERS characters 𓏸 𓈒 ࣪࿐ྂ

⟣ WARNINGS ‧ NSFW ‧ MDNI | f! reader

ft. tate langdon ‧ kit walker ‧ kai anderson ‧ james march ‧ kyle spencer ‧ jimmy darling ‧ austin sommers ‧ warren lipka ‧ peter maximoff

a/n: tysm for 1000+ follows ?! here’s a small gift for y’all, it’s not much but i hope you like it ♡

Tate Langdon

Tate “i like it rough” Langdon is hands down the biggest switch. sure, when he’s in the mood, he’ll pound into you so hard that your whole life flashes in front of your eyes and you feel like you might pass out

unintentionally takes his anger out on you when he’s pissed off. aftercare is super sweet because he feels a bit guilty

but when he’s under you, oh god he’s such a whiner. has the prettiest moans you’ve ever heard

very vocal on expressing what he wants and sometimes you make him beg, just to be a lil mean

insists on holding hands with you when you ride his face

cums in his pants when he eats you out

guy watched a lot of porno, loves it when you beg and call him “daddy” (if you’re okay with it, ofc)

totally obsessed with your tits. doesn’t care about the size, he loves them only because they’re your tits (might have smth to do with his mummy kink too..)

always asks if you’re okay after sex, no matter if it’s the rough kind or sweet kind

Kit Walker

missionary because he’s a good ol’ fashioned lover boy. big on the intimacy stuff, never forgetting to lean down and kiss you passionately between deep thrusts

praises praises praises (he’s also great at dirty talk but he doesn’t degrade you. he gives dirty compliments)

he loves seeing your face, drinking in every small reaction and looking out for any signs of discomfort

also, the view of your pretty tits is a fantastic addition

low-key breeding kink

getting dicked down by mr walka is truly a magical experience. plus the princess treatment afterwards is 10/10

Kai Anderson

his favourite positions is doggy style and missionary because they are the best positions to get you knocked up (according to the internet)

will try “full nelson” or fold you if he’s feeling creative

super, super rough. loves pulling your hair and whispering degrading names into your ear— his little cumslut, breeding toy, fuckdoll etc.

talkative when he’s really in the mood

“tell me, who does this tight little pussy belong to?” “y-you! divine ruler!!”

lots of threats. you can never tell if he is fr or just bluffing

leaves bruises and hickeys on the most visible spots

likes to smoosh your face into the pillow to hear your muffled screams (he won’t actually let you suffocate tho)

will go on for as many rounds as possible

anyways, have fun with this kinky sadistic fucker xoxo

James Patrick March

his go-to position used to be missionary, with him on top. James is dominant in nature but but more importantly, he’s a total simp when it comes to you

he doesn’t mind when you take control sometimes. will never admit it, but he looooves it when you ride him

there’s always this silly smile of pure ecstasy on his face when he watches you bounce on his cock

James worships your body. especially obsessed with your ass and thighs. thinks they have that “renaissance art-worthy” type of beauty. simply can’t get his hands off ‘em

when he goes down on you, he always makes sure to praise you like the goddess you are

he’s the type to literally rip off your clothes and undergarments with a quick stroke with his knife

he’ll buy you new ones, anyway

loves it when you call him “sir”

more than often, he bends you over the dining table. poor mrs Evers has to wash that tablecloth

Kyle Spencer (pre-death)

so much of a consent king it kinda ruins the mood sometimes

he’ll peer up at you between your legs and deadass ask if you’re okay with him eating you out (but it’s a sweet gesture)

pretty good at restraining himself, although sometimes he’s unintentionally rough

he respects your privacy. will never brag about your sex life to his friends, even if they ask him for deets

always open for experimenting new stuff

cockwarming him on his lap or giving him head under the table while he studies <3

also a king of aftercare

Jimmy Darling

he’s open to all sorts of wild positions

but he especially enjoys backshots

not-so-lowkey obsessed with your boobs. a few times he was so drunk he practically begged to suck them

might squeeze your breasts together and fuck them

also a consent king. won’t do anything you’re not cool with. but if you ask him to spank you, your ass will have seven shades of red because look at them hands

loves marking your collarbones and neck with hickeys

likes to have sex in risky places. you live in constant fear that someone will stumble upon the two of you fucking against the side of his caravan

he’s constantly checking on you because he’s worried that he went down on you too rough. the last thing he wants is to hurt you

Austin Sommers

into bdsm kinky shit. prolly owns a shit ton of toys, but he rarely uses them. most of which were impulse buys bc he’s a sucker for black leather and silver studs

mostly a dom but bratty sub if he’s intoxicated enough

blood play (but with his plastic teeth on)

loves to fuck you in front of a mirror to admire yourselves, because you two are the hottest, most talented couple in provincetown (also because he’s kinda full of himself)

also likes to make love with you on top of his grand piano. sore spine and risk of falling off but it’s totally worth it

openly talks about your sex life with belle. not like he’s trying to brag or anything, he just overshares

Warren Lipka

a bitch for cowgirl / reverse cowgirl

he’ll let you ride his cock but he’ll do nothing to help. waits til you’re a whimpering, sweaty and exhausted mess, and he’ll flip you over and fuck you from behind

lives for car sex and blowjobs

loves it when when you scratch up his back and leave marks. feels like he’s carrying a part of you even when you’re not together

might be into light bondage; like tying your wrists to the headboard with neckties

Peter Maximoff

when he’s eating you out, he will hump the bed / couch so viciously that the whole goddamn furniture shakes

after Peter fingered you for the first time, you tossed your vibrator into the trash because you knew that you won’t need it anymore

loves loves loves taking showers with you. you start by washing each other’s hair and bodies.. and one thing leads to another

his brain short circuits when you give him head. all whines and whimpers and unintelligible babbling

one of your couple bonding routines include you cockwarming him while he plays video games

sometimes he gets these weird revelations during sex and will blurt out something totally random

“fitbits are like tamagotchi except the pet you’re trying to keep alive is yourself”

like genuinely. wtf? but you just happen to have that effect on him

this kleptomaniac will at least have 5 pairs of your panties stashed under his mattress

finds it super hot when you wear his t-shirts after sex

જ⁀➴. thx for reading! reblogs, comments, likes, are deeply adored. if you want me to write drabbles / fics based on any one of these headcanons, please do not hesitate to visit my inbox!! — all my love, jackie ♡

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hi everyone, the semester ends next week, so you'll see me here again with new bots 💗

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hi everyone, i'll return in 3 or 4 weeks, miss y'all

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evan peters i will always be waiting for you with open arms. and open legs. and an open mouth.

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hi guys i'm still alive, i've been really busy with school, but i promise i'll make new bots and fics as soon as possible ♡

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The Evans

how the would react when their partner isn’t in “the mood”

warnings: non, i think. a bit groping and kissing

requested by : anon

a/n: i am very sorry that the headcanons are so short. here’s a short drabble for each to make up for it! plus no austin this time because i am seriously out of ideas sorry :’)

.

Tate Langdon

immediate look of hurt on his face

wounded expression + kicked puppy eyes

his first thought was that somehow, he had done something to upset you

or you discovered his dark past

…

the room was bathed in the soft glow of evening light filtering through the curtains. you sat slouched against the headboard, absentmindedly toying with the edge of your blanket. textbooks were strewn haphazardly across the comforter, your mind still throbbing with the day's lectures and assignments. tate sat cross-legged beside you, a hopeful glint in his eyes as he leaned in closer.

“hey, how was your day at school?”

“the usual. but hey, at least i survived.”

tate's hand brushed against your thigh, inching upwards, fingers teasing at the hem of your skirt. you tensed, feeling his eagerness but lacking the energy to reciprocate. He either didn’t notice or pretended not to.

“wanna make you feel better,”

he mumbled into the crook of your neck, breath hot against your skin. feeling suddenly overwhelmed, you pushed him away gently, and you swore in that moment, your heart broke a little.

“i know, but i'm really not up for it,”

“oh.. okay..cool.”

“hey, did i do anything-”

“no, not at all, i'm just- drained, is all. school n’ shit,” his face softened at your words, and he leaned back against the headboard.

“hey, i get it. school can really suck the fucking life outta you sometimes.” he reached over to push a strand of your hair out of your eyes.

“we can just chill, maybe listen to some Nirvana or something?”

“sounds perfect,”

pre cult! Kai Anderson

similar reaction to Tate

he’d immediately wonder if he had done something to piss you off

or maybe you’d ditched him for someone better (valid concern)

texts Winter for help

goes on r/relationship_advice on reddit

cult leader! Kai Anderson

i cannot for the life of me imagine Kai doing anything like that

at most, he’s just a horny, pushy creep

he’ll either guilt trip you, or just have his way with you

Kai won’t take no for an answer. you’ll have to live with it

#manipulate #mansplain #manwhore

…

you were in the kitchen, stirring the pasta sauce as it simmered on the stove. the sweet, exotic aroma of garlic and tomatoes filled the air, wrapping around you like a comforting blanket. lost in thought, you didn't notice Kai until his chin was resting lightly on your shoulder, his body heat warm against your back.

“mhm,” he hummed approvingly, his breath tickling your ear as he peered at the bubbling contents of the pan.

“looks good,” a large, calloused hand slid around your waist, pulling you closer, while his other hand rubbed circles into your shoulder. he was hard; you could feel his arousal pressing against your ass. you closed your eyes and sighed softly, leaning into his touch for a moment before gently extricating yourself from his embrace.

“please, Kai, not now. i'm a bit tired,”

“you're always tired,” he muttered, his tone accusatory. “do you even have time for me anymore?"

“sorry, just wait a bit, dinner will be ready-“

before you could finish your sentence, Kai spun you around to face him and crashed his lips against yours in a forceful kiss, effectively silencing any further protest.

“dinner can wait,” he mumbled into your mouth, his hand reaching over to turn off the stove. “i want you now,”

Kit Walker

apologetic and kinda embarrassed

incredibly sweet and understanding

will make it his mission to take care of you

overall husband material

…

you were seated on the couch, folding fresh laundry on your lap as the tv murmured in the background. the day had been a mess of errands, chores, and tending to the needs of the kids, leaving you both spiritually and physically drained. as you folded tiny shirts and pants, your husband walked into the room. with a smile, he leaned down and kissed you deeply.

“how was your day, suga’?” he settled beside you on the couch. you offered a tired smile

“busy, errands all over town, you know how it goes.. bit tired..”

leaning closer, Kit pressed his lips on the sensitive spot below your ear, making you suck in a breath. then you felt his large hand cupping over your breast, slowly kneading the soft flesh.

“hm.. maybe i can help fix that..” he murmured. you wanted to reciprocate his passion– really did; but the fatigue made it impossible. he sensed your lack of response and pulled away.

“Kit, i’m sorry-” tears began to well in your eyes as he cupped your face in his hand. using his thumb to wipe away your tears, Kit pressed his forehead to yours.

“no, angel. it’s not your fault. i should be the one apologizing. not you. you’re exhausted and i was being selfish..” he rose from the couch, disappearing into the kitchen. moments later, he returned with a steaming cup of tea.

“let me take care of you, m’kay?”

frat boy! Kyle Spencer

like Kit, he’d be very understanding

if you were busy with college papers he’d try to help you out the best he can

like bringing you snacks, rubbing your shoulder, helping you do some research etc.

golden retriever bf

franken Kyle

would definitely look confused and disappointed when you said ‘no’

you possess a willpower of steel to do that. i admire your strength

you’d have to explain to him that you weren’t in the mood

but he’ll understand, trust me. he does

you cuddle afterwards

…

“Ky, baby,” you gently interrupted, placing a hand on his chest.

“i love you so much but.. i’m not in the mood for fun times tonight.” Kyle blinked up at you,

“no... fun times?” he echoed, his tone filled with with confusion and disappointment.

“yeah, not tonight,” you explained, hoping he would understand. “i'm just deathly tired and in need of some rest.” a moment of silence followed as he processed your words carefully. with a nod, he pulled back,

“rest... good,” grateful for his understanding, you reached out to take his hand, offering him a gentle squeeze. “how about we cuddle instead?” you suggested with a bright smile. his face lit up with delight,

“cuddle, yes,” he replied happily, scooting closer to you on the bed.

James Patrick March

man already has been rejected by elizabeth so many times

so he’s actually quite chill about it

in all seriousness, he’s quite a considerate lover, once you get past the murders

patient man. knows how to bide his time (why does this sound vaguely ominous)

sighing, you sank into the plush comfort of the bed, the taste of absinthe still lingering on the tip of your tongue. James stood by the vanity table, the soft glow of the lamp casting a sickly halo around him as he shrugged off his suit jacket. he caught you staring and flashed a smile as he crossed the room. without a word, your lover knelt down, long fingers reaching for the high heels.

“i hope tonight's gathering wasn't too overwhelming for you, darling,” he drawled in his velvety voice, removing the shoe with the utmost care. despite the chill of his cold, dead touch, warmth began to pool in the pit of your stomach.

“i know these events can be quite… draining, especially with the company we keep.”

“it was... quite a lot to take in,” you admitted, “but i enjoyed it. really.”

“i'm glad to hear that,” he purred, pressing a small kiss on your ankle and making his way up to your calf, relishing the taste of your skin. as his caress trailed higher, his lips brushing against your thigh. with a apologetic smile, you shook your head.

“James, love, as much as i'm enjoying this, i'm just- i’m too exhausted tonight.”

“of course, dearest,” he murmured, standing up to press a kiss to your forehead. “rest well, and know that i'll be here whenever you need me.”

Jimmy Darling

he’s a bit insecure

for a split second, he’d think that you’re leaving him for a non-freak

which of course, wasn’t the case

after you’d told him the reason, he’d calm down

might even offer to help you ‘relieve your stress’ ;)

drunk Jimmy would give you sloppy kisses and paw at you until you relent

…

“tonight's show was something else, huh?”Jimmy spoke up, breaking the silence. you nodded, a small smile tugging at your lips.

“it was, everyone was great, even Elsa seemed satisfied,”

“she’s satisfied with herself, actually” he chuckled, “but you. you were amazing out there, i couldn’t even look away,”

his arm curled around your waist as he leaned closer to your face, and your lips met, soft and warm and tentative, just like the first time— his mouth moving against yours gently, over and over again until you let out a soft sigh, hand clutching at his shirt. Jimmy smiled into the kiss before pulling away, his lips finding their way to your neck, planting a trail of kisses across your skin. that’s when you pulled away, guilt pricking at your chest as he looked at you. his brows were furrowed, and you could see the hurt in his eyes. it broke your heart to know what he was thinking. you reached out to gently cup his face in your hands, forcing him to meet your gaze.

“Jimmy, it's not what you think,” you began,

“i want you, more than anything. it's just... i'm so tired after the show and everything. it has nothing to do with you, i promise.”

smiling, he pulled you into his arms and kissed the top of your head.

“in that case, let’s get you bed, doll.”

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been trying to do a fic and some bots but i have zero motivation :(

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smut is great but do you know what’s better? heart wrenching, soul twisting angst that makes you want to cry (take my money)

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hi i'm back

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The Evans

their reactions when meeting their partner's friend who flirts with them.

warnings: violence. mentions of sex. cursing. good ol’ murder. the usual

requested by : anon

“the evans meeting one of the readers friends and that friend tries to flirt with them? like the reader is like "hey this is my friend" and the friend immediately starts flirting with them, even tho they know they're in a relationship. like how would they react?”

.

Tate Langdon

flat out ignores their advances.

he won’t even hesitate to call out your friend’s behavior.

“I think your friend here wants me to fuck her. so obvious that it’s kinda sad, really.” in a deadpan tone.

proceeds to roast the hell out of them.

“You remind me of my mother.. ugly, unwanted and a total whore,”

bro is a savage. your friendship pretty much ruined at that point. (mission accomplished)

pre cult! Kai Anderson

boy would be a mess and kinda freak out like he’d have no idea what he did to get this attention.

avoids eye contact.

follows you around like a puppy cuz he does not want to be left alone with your annoying friend and make things super awkward.

blue hair!pre-cult Kai would simply lose his temper and slap them. dude has zero chill.

cult leader! Kai Anderson

okay first of all what kind of dumb bitch would even have the audacity to flirt with this guy?

as if his ego couldn’t get even more inflated-

he’d wouldn’t flirt back, but he’ll allow it to happen just to see your reaction.

smug as hell.

if you kill the slut, he’d get so horny and fuck you then and there.

“shit.. you killed her?”

“…”

“attagirl.”

James Patrick March

I imagine two possible scenarios:

a.) he’d call your friend a “filthy harlot with no shame or self respect” right to their face then kill them.

b.) he’d put on a very polite facade and then kill them.

either way, they end up dead.

he’ll make sure that you watch (or participate) the torture and process of the murder.

because you are his goddess and he’s your no.1 simp.

makes sure that they die outside the hotel, too.

“perhaps you should be more careful about what sort of crowd you associate yourself with, dear,”

frat boy!Kyle Spencer

point blank refuses to flirt back.

finds ways to include you into the conversation, like what you guys are planning to do after college, that cool ice cream shop you two tried out on a date etc.

the type of guy who says “no, I have a girlfriend,” instead of “sorry, I have a girlfriend,” that’s a huge difference y’all, jot that down!

franken! Kyle

don’t even worry about it. sweet boy only has eyes for you.

worry about your friend. you know what happened to madison lol

Kit Walker

laughs along politely but refuses any physical contact.

lowkey annoyed as hell.

stays close to you at all times, casually holding your hand or flirting with you in hopes that your friend would get the hint.

the second your friend leaves, he’d roll his eyes, smile at you and breath a sigh of relief.

Jimmy Darling

he’d smile and wink, not in a flirty way but like in a friendly good-natured way.

kinda backfired because who can resist the jimmy darling wink™?! your dumb friend actually thought they had a chance.

he’d feel super guilty about accidentally leading them on and even more guilty at upsetting you.

gets super handsy and affectionate. lowkey panicky that you’d get mad.

becomes frustrated if your friend keeps on with the flirting. won’t try to hide his annoyance.

might raise his voice slightly.

Austin Sommers

bro casually flirts with everyone.

all genders, for that matter.

it’s all part of his sparkling personality.

but no worries. he’s just playing with his supper. gotta fix the ‘hungies’

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