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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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Today's Seal Is: GETS You

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i feel like a big part of the "two nickels" joke that most people don't appreciate (as it has sort of become lost in translation since becoming a meme) is the fact that we have absolutely zero knowledge of how doofenshmirtz was doomed by a puppet the first time. the original punchline was about making us think "how the hell has that happened to him before"

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when the relatable fictional character commits suicide

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we should just do each others dishes more. there is no punchline at the end of this text post. dishes suck and they’re often the first thing that falls to the wayside when someone is depressed, or having a bad time, or just plain busy. i cannot tell you how many times i have just had my glass of wine or a joint standing at the kitchen sink - sure, we could sit on your couch, but if we’re just going to talk and vibe anyway, i might as well do these for you. it’s an act of simple love. i never feel more grateful than for the people who come into my home and share domesticity as friendship. it’s neither a burden nor a chore to help; theyre not my dishes. they’re yours. and we can do them together.

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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probably the biggest hacktivism news of the last few months

im excited to do some reporting based on the data coming out of this leak, i already have a few interesting angles i will be taking a look at this from

disclaimer: please read the article, i had no involvement in this hack (though i knew about it early as i helped some journalists in the background) i am posting this here to spread the news. this disclaimer is unfortunately necessary because people on here always assume ive done every hack i talk about.

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My face when I'm The, 44% OFF

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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Ever look at a character and think “man, I wish the writers didn’t hate you”

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fake conversation talking animals

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I just posted these two images on bluesky and got flagged for explicit sexual content:

sea spider abdomen

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