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Guy has NO reaction while his fish buddy there inhaled the WHOLE DAMN TURKEY

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3 AM

I couldn't sleep. I did everything I could to fall asleep and I couldn't so around 3 AM I gave up and started drawing this. There can be no rest. No peace of mind.

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My Dog loves Watermelon

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My God yes

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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The perfect woman

here he comes

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Something's not right here.

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Snoop Vape Keeping me strong.

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Hope. I see hope 💝

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JESUS CHRIST CHARLES IS A BITCHY OLD WOMAN NAMED SADIE AND I AM DYING RIGHT NOW

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Charles the MechaButler is the only character i can take seriously 💟

Guys I’m high as balls right now watching Neo Yokio and it’s like I’m watching an alternate dimension were anime sucks ass and all the characters live to suck Kas Kaans Dick.

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Guys I'm high as balls right now watching Neo Yokio and it's like I'm watching an alternate dimension were anime sucks ass and all the characters live to suck Kas Kaans Dick.

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Watched Netflix' Death Note...

It sucked ass. Don't watch it. Or if you do watch it do it while high off your ass so that way it'll be almost bearable to watch

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Brock's Abs just saying

THEY DID THAT

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In the Eye of the Hurricane

I used watercolor crayons for this one. This was inspired by the recent hurricane. My roommate and I were very lucky and didn't get any flooding inside the trailer but we were mostly stranded inside due to outside flooding. I was always scared that the water would get higher but I also saw Hurricane Harvey as a short vacation in which I was free of my normal stresses and shitty job. It took a catastrophic hurricane in order to finally be able to relax. So much has happened since I started this sketch. I finally have a second job, I'm finally saving money for my truck. Other things too. Please, tell me how you like the picture.