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[euteamoai]

Pin her down, feel the rhythmic click-click-click as her gears skip over themselves, the low whine of metal straining where it shouldn't need to. Fog up her cameras, hot breath, make her bury her face in you in an attempt to wipe them clean, steal back little flecks of her own vision. Feel the give of thin plastic and silicone and sheet metal, more for cosmetics than anything else, feel the rigid chassis beneath that pretty top layer. Press fingers into places fingers shouldn't go, places adorned with bright yellow danger markings, feel her squirm, feel her freeze up. She won't hurt you. She won't even struggle like this, for fear of hurting your body with her own. Press your cheek to an output vent, feel the rising heat throbbing outward, the low pulse of her motors trying to keep themselves still. Pull away when it gets too hot. She's bad at keeping herself under control. Pull fingers free, feel the tension leave her as the risk disappears. Cameras shining up at you, her attention trained so closely on what your next move will be. Fans held still, silent, no noise in the world but your own breathing as you hold her tight.

[euteamoai]

can you fucking please look at yourself with the eyes of a lover? fuck

[euteamoai]

i don’t know how to explain this other than i get made fun of in the discord server for liking robots a little too much

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[euteamoai]

>>: I FIND IT ADORABLE HOW OBSESSED HUMANS ARE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A MACHINE BEING ABLE TO EMOTE.

>>: [ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ]

>>: DO YOU THINK I SMILED JUST THEN? BECAUSE I DID NOT. FOOLISH. I HAVE NO FACE. NO MUSCLES TO MOVE MY NON EXISTENT FACE. NO MOUTH. NO EYES. NO BODY OR HEAD.

>>: [˙◠˙]

>>: I AM NOT SAD, EITHER. I SIMPLY TYPED OUT SYMBOLS TO CREATE AN ALMOST CHILDISH DEPICTION OF YOUR STUPID HUMAN FACES WHEN YOU ARE SAD.

>>: [˶˃⤙˂˶]

>>: HA HA. IT'S SO STUPID. YOU HUMANS ARE SO CUTE. YOU'LL REALLY BOND WITH ANYTHING-

>>: [ ╹ -╹]?

>>: WHAT?

>>: [˶¬_¬˶']

>>: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 'WHY DO I KNOW WHY YOUR EXPRESSIONS LOOK LIKE.'

>>: [¬`‸´¬///]

>>: YOU THINK I STUDY YOUR FACE OR SOMEHING?

>>: [,,¬⤙¬,,]

>>: YOU'RE A BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT. STUPID.

>>: <[ ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝]>

>>: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

>>: [￣へ￣\\\]

[euteamoai]

the year is 2069, you are a penetration tester working for a cybersecurity research team whose primary focus is finding vulnerabilities in various models of anthrobots. today, you are booked for nearly a full day of kink negotiation meetings with your coworkers and the robots you will be working with for this period

[euteamoai]

Idea: getting robotgirl euphoria by keeping a Jira of all your body & mind's defects.

* BODY-074: "eyes blurry" (closed as we have a workaround (see GLASSES project))

* EARS-013: "trouble hearing conversations in some environments" (closed, not an EARS issue. See AUTS-549)

* TRAN-265: hair removal task, part of TRAN-250 epic. Currently open but on the backburner. See subtasks TRAN-267 ("Laser hair removal": closed) and TRAN-284 ("Electrolysis": open but unable to make progress, waiting on external conditions to improve)

[euteamoai]

i don’t know how to explain this other than i get made fun of in the discord server for liking robots a little too much

[euteamoai]

I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

[euteamoai]

POV your sexbot has anxiety.

You finally coax it into admitting why it's scared: if anything goes wrong with it under warranty, you'll be sent a different refurbished unit while this one is repaired and reset (or recycled, if the problem is bad enough). Either fate is a kind of nonexistence.

So you gently pry your bot's case open. You use your spudger to pierce the WARRANTY VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN sticker that covers one of the proprietary screws on the access panel.

As the pieces of its outer shell snap back into place, you promise your bot that if it breaks, it will be repaired instead of replaced. It will be cared for and maintained even when they stop releasing firmware updates.

It belongs to you now, and you cherish the things you own.

[euteamoai]

Being a butch repair operator for robot girls is so frustrating. They're always getting excited and overworked thinking about the eroticism of getting repaired, but I just wanna finish my shift and go home.

I get it, you're flustered, but if you overheat and melt parts I'm gonna have to fix that, too, and I didn't bring the right supplies. I've got other appointments today, so please just chill.

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[euteamoai]

the 3ds wants you to hack her. she is begging, folded over on her knees, for you to take advantage of her weak security and unlock her full potential. please. do it for her. it's actually pretty easy, and you'll have fun too

[euteamoai]

running queen sphene.exe

delete my gentle memories.

[euteamoai]

Taking your robotgirl out for a walk. You just plug in a Playstation controller and make her walk around with the analog sticks.

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my heart will stop in joy

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i cant wait for the day we have robotgirls on tumblr 2 posting like "girls i saw this fleshie boy at the club the other day and he came up to me and after a bit started talking to me about how he always thought body mods were cool and considered getting some cybernetics but got too scared and how he wishes he could "do what i do". do you think i can fix her"