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FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A BITE TO EAT
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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
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my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do
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another day of saying things I don't necessarily even agree with
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a white guy wearing a beanie that doesnt cover his ears just told a girl at a party that he hates "three hour black and white european films about the horrors of war" and was instantly teleported to hieronymus bosch's garden of earthly delights where a demon thats just two human legs and a carp's head has begun breaking him upon the wheel
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there should be a national break from school and work in october for watching scary movies and reading gothic literature. and for sitting on the porch & hanging up string lights. i think.
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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I killed my statefarm agent and they instantly sent another one right into the same trap LOL its happening again
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Look at this unedited image of bjork I found on the grossnet
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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
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