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ill draw stuff for this eventually but recently my bf and i came up with the idea of "what if benbaro were BOTH vampires and lived in the basement of the van zieks manor for decades while iris and her descendants helped to cover them up and bring them fresh blood, lasting up to the mainline aa games"
#we had the idea of one of them in the modern day luring grindr hookups to the manor#and barok insisting his blood had to be aged like wine in order to drink it#euporie exclaims#think of like. a what we do in the shadows (2014) kinda vibe#i LOOOVE that movie its so funnnn
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trying soooo hard not to post this. im saving it for tuesday
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A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:
Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.
Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.
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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is
#im love my boyfriend#im not creative enough for anything fun so its been set as that for years#also i love my bf sm
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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it might just be me being dense but ive seen a lot of posts recently about tumblr shutting down. has there been anything to happen lately that has put it in danger? i havent heard anything of it
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have you ever taken art commissions? have you ever bought an art commission? (also in case it was unclear “taken commissions” = opening art commissions/offering to draw things for people for money)
i’ve taken commissions but not bought one
i’ve taken commissions AND bought them
i’ve bought commissions but not taken them
i’ve done neither
results/i forgot something/bald
#ive never commissioned anyone else bcuz i am poor lmao#but ive taken them#i used to do them on moviestarplanet and id draw disney princesses for people at middle school lmao#and ive had one for real money recently
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I need this laptop to be euthanised. i was finally getting the hang of rendering some foliage and i was on a roll and then it crashed without autosaving. love is dead.
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YAOI JUST CRASHED MY LAPTOP AGAINNNN
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Bodice, c.1875-1890
Velvet, white fur, silk, lace, rhinestones, metal.
via grand rapids public museum
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I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.
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i miss doing contemporary dance...
#choreography is so fun#and nobody in my class ever wanted to work with me so i got to have complete creative control twas brill#euporie exclaims
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Wishing much luck to game console hackers and emulator engineers and people who like pirating video games
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