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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

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The wunky conductor

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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

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sea butterflies, Limacina helicina (Gastropoda: Limacinidae)

source

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french 79 logo has big "what pride flag is that" energy

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I'm going to the Hardware Store

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oh yeah since it’s halloween month i can repost this classic comic

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NileRed voice: In the end, I guess I was successful at turning a boy into a girl. The quality wasn't the best. I mean she kept claiming to be a puppy. But it was still a lot better than I expected and I'm really happy with how it turned out.

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Look at these koi

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bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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my favorite wikipedia headings

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

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