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satan is a disillusioned philosophy bro adjunct who thinks he’s better than what he’s doing, and he goes to a cafe called pandemonium to bitch to the TAs lesser demons. he’s an easy-A marker but mostly snarks at the kids he doesn’t like in ways he knows they won’t catch
(pandemonium is a reference to the actual pandemonium. one of the early modern phds finished their dissertation and fucked off to start a café like they promised)
the evil itch to write a campus novel based on paradise lost
#god is dean of arts.#the archangels are associate faculty in various arts departments and various career stages#i was thinking eve would be a senior undergraduate but honestly i might chicken out of the skeevy LMAO#jesus is the new TT hire that satan spends all book beefing with but never actually sees until like a page from the end#it’s—yk. pride and anger and rebelling against a broken system in the exact way to make it even broken-er#it’s surrounding urself w people u think are lesser-than to make urself feel better#anyway. for legal reasons and if u know me in real life im JOKING i love my profs and am very professional
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the evil itch to write a campus novel based on paradise lost
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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao
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Just saw a tweet that has me needing life support
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to be confident in posting about your Guy all u need to do is read fifty academic articles and five books of varying respectability and reliability and also watched a few operas or plays. this tumblr thing can be so easy
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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi
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I'm not totally sure how historians will explain that America ruined its own economy for no good reason by electing the "let me ruin the economy" man
I hope to live long enough to find out.
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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.
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“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
#me—a dirty mac user—obsessed w and unable to play pathologic#<- i have a pc but my nervous system can’t tolerate pathologic gameplay BFHDNDJFJDJDJFJDBJF#(i have however listened to the hbomberguy video essay like 8 times)
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I think they made up....
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on god will someone give me a MACE in this game. i’ve been told they help and im so fucking bad at combat
#also thematically.#i want to play henry as a blunt weapon user who is chasing after and honing a sword he can’t use#auden plays kcd
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hans but i gave him a beard for literally no reason
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prologue henry will never get old. like this is one of the earliest sentences he ever says in game. and he proceeds to carry this burning disrespect for the rest of his life.
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the other day I discovered in real life that my neural pathways have been completely rewired to feel joy when i see a yellow coat and a red scarf
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