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friendly reminder that it's ok to like
•piña coladas
•getting caught in the rain
•the feel of the ocean
•the taste of champagne
•making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
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friend: are you ok?
me: No I'm not, but confronting hard truths and sharing my emotions is difficult for me and i don’t want to burden you with my problems when you have plenty of your own. However, I will be posting a jarring synopsis of my emotional state online for everyone to see, but feel free to ignore it if it makes you uncomfortable. how are you tho?
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“Wow, you’re so quiet”
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you've heard of cotton eye joe, now get ready for
polyester foot bob
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welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
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there’s a snake in my boot
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[lives near a tennis factory] whos making that racket
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