etiennebrule

[etiennebrule]

Why doesn't dropout private these videos :(

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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hello tumblr friends I have a very important question I would like to ask you about

Also, which one was the most forgettable?

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I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

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oh tonight? no sorry I can’t, I have plans. Yeah, very busy, I’m rereading an 70,000 word fanfiction I’ve read so many times that half of it is permanently engraved into my brain already

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Mildly hungover and reading Two Towers at my local cafe where they squint at my German but feed me well. Sun is out and the tables are too but I’m just inside the entrance, next to the newspaper rack watching people make selections and old men drink tea for hours and then yell to the waiter that they want a cheese omelette, and Gandalf is alive again in Fangorn forest.

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Brennan went live on Instagram from the set of Game Changer to “defend Elon Musk” and I only managed to record the last 3 minutes of it but its very good.

Odds are that 90% of this will not make the actual ep so I’m posting for posterity

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Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.

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Gluten is so cheap that it costs negative money. If you take a loaf of regular bread and take out the gluten, the bread is suddenly way more expensive than it was before.

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Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.