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if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

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my job is very much a non-customer facing role 99.99% of the time but today a client's notes required a phone call and i stg i had to look up the instructions on how to use our VoIP software because i have literally never made a call through it in the year and a half ive had this job. shit had me shaking like ive never made a phone call in my life AND the client didn't even pick up

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what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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also pls tag the first game you remember playing

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list link here

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looking up the fundamentals of presbyterianism spiraled into discovering the american theater organ society and joining the mailing list for a chapter in an area we plan on moving to. in case anyone's wondering how the writing's going

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making an appointment with Dr Shibari to get my tubes tied

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a secret they dont tell you is that you dont need to have a set time and place for exercise. sure going to the gym is gonna give you a more dedicated workout but like if you're physically able to you can just jog on the spot while your food is cooking. brushing your teeth? do a couple of squats. sometimes i drop to the floor and plank until my arms hurt and then go on with my day. if you live a sedentary lifestyle its better than nothing.

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Vampire: *struggling*

Me:

Vampire: *still struggling*

Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-

Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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Gargoyle~

Instagram | NSFW version on Patreon

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saw a video of a cat wearing a dress and had the incredibly dangerous thought that i should learn to crochet. lead me not into temptation. pumpkin would be so cute in a dress. or a sweater