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What trying to read other fanfiction instead of immediately re-reading "Things We Don't Tell Chris" by @cobwebcorner feels like.

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I'm losing my mind over here

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cw: blood, violence, death

separate ways intro whole clip but without the music so its just wesker dancing in a cell and leon (actually ada) kickin ass

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wesker getting owned by a giant scorpion

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i got too excited seeing the extra health jumping out of the water that i forgot about this diva

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claire "why can't you just die" redfield

jill "next time take the fucking hint" valentine

rebecca "no funny business or i'll shoot you" chambers

ada "enough with this cat and mouse game" wong

sherry "this is a waste of time" birkin

i love my re women

I love how Resident Evil men have like one dumb catch phrase after another while the Resident Evil women are like FOR FUCKS SAKE CANT YOU JUST FUCKING DIE ILL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER and i think thats beautiful

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kind of agree with chris here lmao

chris and jill insulting wesker

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billy: dont mess with my girl and her 200+ handgun ammo

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im so sorry for this but my stomach hurts from laughing because the first thing that came to mind is albert sticking one of his tentacles up leon's nose and leon sneezing 😭😭😭

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chris and jill insulting wesker

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a very concerned wesker

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making poor leon worry

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wesker swooning

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yall i've started playing the 1st resident evil im loving vanilla wesker so far

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wesker coming out of the closet (locker)

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