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JD pls
Mac (in cop mode): can you describe who stabbed you?
JD: yea he wasn’t very friendly
@thevoltagekat @sugar-papi 😘
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She survived so long by surrounding herself with bad bitches
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Juliette: You know, I can check the time just by looking at the stars! Andi, gasping: Really?! Juliette: Yeah! Watch this! Juliette: *looks up* Juliette: It's nighttime. Andi, gasping again: That's so true!!!
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hifl as parks and recs
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
MC: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Razi: …I did. I broke it.
MC: No. No you didn’t. Mac?
Mac: Don’t look at me. Look at JD.
JD: What?! I didn’t break it.
Mac: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
JD: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Mac: Suspicious.
JD: No it’s not!
Diego: If it matters, probably not, but grace was the last one to use it.
Grace: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Diego: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Grace: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Diego!
Razi: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it MC.
MC: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone starts arguing]
MC: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Jaxon: I’m… grounded.
Orion: [folds arms] Yes, you’re grounded!
Nova: You disobeyed an order.
MC: [holds up a shovel, trying to ease the tension] And now we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!
Atlas: [trying to hide a smile] MC, that’s not how grounding works.
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I really love MC's conclusion in Lucien's Route becoming a reporter for MIST as it suits her. I'm glad she gets something of her own that she's passionate about and puts her skills as a food blogger to use.
They would be the funniest trio and I'm sad the routes ends before we get to see some MIST Journalist Trio highjinks. MC paired with Silvain's sweetness and Cyril's bitchiness would be comedy gold and I wanna see more.
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LnL MC: We're going to win this, because we have something Witch Queen and her generals don't. *points to her chest* Altea: What, heart? LnL MC: No, me. I'm pointing at myself.
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Razi: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost
MC: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
Grace: Oh wow! My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this
Diego: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years
JD: I knew I lost that potential somewhere
Mac: Mental stability, my old friend
Razi: …
Razi: Could you all lighten up a little?
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This was supposed to be a 20 minute warm up... that turned into a 3-hour study. Oops...
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Razi: What’s on your mind, MC?
MC: I wanna take probiotics and antibiotics at the same time and have them fight inside me.
Razi: …
MC: I wanna see who wins.
Diego *crying* That’s not how that works
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Antares wasn’t expecting it to taste yummy :D @lovestruckvoltage
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