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"How."

"No."

"Why."

"Because."

"Won't."

"Shut it."

"You"

"Gods below..."

"Fucking."

"Language."

"Tell."

"No.!"

"MEEEEE!!!!"

"BECAUSE!!!"

"AEUGHSUGHH-!!!"

"You aren't dying."

"REAHHHSHSHH!!!!"

You are the child of Death. Everyone always assumes that you were adopted, but you are in fact Death's biological child, although they are unwilling to tell how exactly this happened.

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"What, is magic some... Stupid living creature..."

"No... Well, maybe. I don't think that's been asked before..."

"It was rhetorical. Obviously not, magic is more of a concept, right..?"

"Well, I suppose so, hm?"

"Whatever. What if I don't want magic..?"

"Last time someone refused magic the family's magic became so powerful they nearly exploded..!"

"Liar. There's no documents. I've read everything here already, so I'd know..!"

"So you know it's pointless to deny it..?"

"Perhaps. But not pointless to ignore it."

"You'll have a day where you need to use it eventually..."

"Not today."

Seven years later.

"MAGE! GET YOUR SPELLS UNDER CONTROL!!"

"SHUT IT DEREK. I'M WORKING ON IT- Please just act normal- Stupid fucking magic... Just work I'm begging you, we're going to die here..."

"SAI PLEASE- WE NEED HEALING HERE!!"

"I'M TRYING MAIA!!!"

"HURRY- I'M GONNA DI- KUgh-"

"KAO-!"

"SAI RU- KErK-"

"RUN YOU STUPID MAGE- RUN!! GRAAAAHHHH- KuK-! F-uck you... D-drago- *CRACK*"

"Magic cares about what something means, not what it literally is. So when we adopted you into this family, when you truly accepted us as your parents, you became part of it in the eyes of magic. Which is why you've begun to manifest some aspects of our bloodline."

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"We consume water to hydrate, and salt has a dehydrating effect, therefore it cancels out. We Technically can, just in small amounts because too much will make our bodies too confused to function and try to make us fucking die."

"Then what about capsaicin, or Caffeine, or even Menthol?!"

"Some people enjoy the burn Capsaicin gives, it's more of a joy thing, unlike Salt water which is just considered gross... Caffeine, only one of the things you mentioned I occasionally indulge in, actually gives us boosts of energy to do tasks, even if we do crash after, there's still energy going into what we were trying to.... Most of the time... Menthol I can't exactly tell you, I don't really participate in it... Ever... But from what I know it might seem nice at first, then people just can't stop... Some people are able to quit with help, but not often... Again more of a joy related thing."

"Why don't you participate in Menthol or Capsaicin, then, Medic Milo..?"

"Menthol might get me sick, and my lungs are already shitty, and Capsaicin just isn't my thing... Simple."

"If your certain... Could I possibly partake in any of them..?"

"No. Capsaicin would burn your receptors, Caffeine would send your brain into overdrive due to your species not being used to the weakest shit we currently have, never less the stronger kinds. And Menthol is considered a bad habit even if you are human and use it. Plus you are considered a small minor in your species so even if you could, it'd be recommended against due to certain laws even humans have."

"Aw... Have a good day Medic Milo!!"

“Let me get this straight about you Earthlings. You cannot drink water from the most abundant source on your planet because it is 3% salt, yet you can easily process various poisons like capsaicin, caffeine, and menthol, with no harm and even some benefits?” “The human body is weird, man.”

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I is spooked by bugs :'(

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I enjoy a lot of things.

I also read a lot of DND quotes and use likes to keep track of what I've read.

They probably are a large amount of it.

Haha funny dnd things.

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"Oh shit- I think the eggs are good dude-"

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All hail the Mushrooms, we shall dine on them me thinks

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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"I am an entity of which is beyond your comprehension- I have to stay in a many eyed' blob form just to keep you sane!!"

"And?"

You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…

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I think it is possible (As an AroAce person, and also someone who has existed as a child before)

We start out loving, granted platonically and familial love only, but that is still love, right? Then we grow into wanting relationships! Some do it for sex, some for the warm feeling of warmth when they spend time with that loved one. If love could only exist with sex, then I don't think humans would be able to learn some very easily.

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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In my Tubrat craze for more Tubrat content, I have moved to sweet fics, and have also written some for him since season 2 has began!

(Namely a fic going into character details I've noticed/headcanoned about him during the first stream, and a sickfic cause those are always adorable)

If y'all wanna see them, I'll reblog with their names, they're short cause I don't write often, but sweet and fluffy:)

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I think the forest time did the changes ngl- (As well as maybe the cannibalism)

Cause it's been confirmed! Although not how he's changed appearances, but I'd assume we can make a reasonable guess?

First rats announcements!!! Thoughts:

-Kyle!!! So cool to see him again after Pirates! Also I rate the Elvis fit lol

-Tubbo's is expected, but exciting nonetheless. It's interesting to see that he's making a new character, which is super cool. I'm pretty sure Martyn will also do smth similar, but that's my theory 👀

-Bek and Eloise!!!! I first met them in Rats 1 and are now two of my favourite ccs so this is so cool to me specifically. Also they have matching rings in their tails that's so cute 😭

-Apart from the announcements, Rendog is making quite suspicicious twits 👀 I am soooo hyped up right now

Excited for the new announcements, I am specially hoping to see Roscumber in here too!

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Tubrat before they left the mansion:)

If I make my own Tubrat content, will more ppl be encouraged to do so- THERE'S BASICALLY NUTHIN!!! I NEED MORE CONTENT FOR THE LIL CANNIBAL GUY!!

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I'm gonna make mini Tubrat comics and also make videos about the silly, cause this lil guy needs the WOLRD.

If I make my own Tubrat content, will more ppl be encouraged to do so- THERE'S BASICALLY NUTHIN!!! I NEED MORE CONTENT FOR THE LIL CANNIBAL GUY!!

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If I make my own Tubrat content, will more ppl be encouraged to do so- THERE'S BASICALLY NUTHIN!!! I NEED MORE CONTENT FOR THE LIL CANNIBAL GUY!!

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Part 2 !?!?

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