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Himmel being the dead wife that haunts the narrative is kinda funny actually
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"Mom, Dad's Evil Again!"
Dan and Elle end up in the DC universe. They do not realize they are stranded for a while. When they do realize they go looking for ecto rich areas.
They first go to the LOA but when they realize its corrupted and covered in assassins they leave.
They then try Gotham but they see the Territorial limanals and leave.
They eventually find Lex's Kryptonite vault and try to steal it. They are caught but Lex is Vlad's counterpart so they do not immediately flee.
Dan is living with a redeemed Vlad so they don't really see him as a threat.
Lex first believes they are clones that are hidden from him until he realizes where exactly he caught them. Ellie pulls the dad card on Vlad all the time to get out of trouble so that's exactly what she does to Lex. He's very confused about that until Dan and Ellie start yelling at each other about whose fault it is they're stuck in this dimension.
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Misunderstandings that can occur:
- people thinking that clark is female in there dimension because they call danny mom
-jl believing that lex and a fem clark sleep together enough to have 2 kids due to Dan and Ellie
- Dan making a joke about lex and Clark That they must have gone through a very messy divorce and them thinking that's what happened on their end.
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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A little art dump! I recently listened to Epic the musical and have been thinking about sky and wars a little too much… they're literally the brothers of all time …
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I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.
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