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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

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This shirt came to me in a vision

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I like to smoke my joint near this house. I even replicated it in the sims, I love it sm.

Not many ppl know this, but the closing scene of Barbie, where she walks into a gyno office (it's actually a bank and it's down the street). I used to deliver there.

Not only that, but for my birthday, I went horse riding in the Hollywood hills and saw the Barbie movie being filmed 2 years ago for my golden (26th) birthday.

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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

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Hope Tala liked my post 😭🥰

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Gay artist, Hope Tala, released this album today 💗

I saw her live recently at the El Rey ~ soo good 😭

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pussy w male patterned baldness

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oh yeah, bc they want to make divorce illegal lol

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

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We got one very hilarious win

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I recognize that it's important to hold each other accountable, but there's also something called loyalty. Beliefs and semantics don't matter to the person who sees us both as hanging fruit.

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we all know that mcdonalds has the superior straw, it's just facts, but did you know that the compostable straw reigns supreme? It not only saves the environment and is a nice green tint, but is also more chew resistant and doesn't split or get a hole in it after being chaotic with the lid. I have stress tested these straws every day for a whole year and let me tell you, not a single one has let me down. And I chew tf outta my straws.