esperanzawave

[esperanzawave]

i thought it was homosexuality

[esperanzawave]

imagine showing this to someone 100 years ago. Like what witchcraft is this? how do you explain that russia did a science experiment that domesticated foxes that are now used as pets all over the world, my landlord was 100 years old and he told me he invented the seatbelt

Cuddly fox

(via)

[esperanzawave]

Round Frog is waiting for Dinner on this Comfortable Spot on the Ledge! She hasn’t seen Jens recently, he must not be hungry!

[esperanzawave]

[esperanzawave]

omg shesso demure

[esperanzawave]

[esperanzawave]

[esperanzawave]

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

[esperanzawave]

anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

[esperanzawave]

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

[esperanzawave]

(via kuvltej7ibzd1.jpeg (JPEG Image, 1125 × 871 pixels))

[esperanzawave]

This shirt came to me in a vision

[esperanzawave]

I like to smoke my joint near this house. I even replicated it in the sims, I love it sm.

Not many ppl know this, but the closing scene of Barbie, where she walks into a gyno office (it's actually a bank and it's down the street). I used to deliver there.

Not only that, but for my birthday, I went horse riding in the Hollywood hills and saw the Barbie movie being filmed 2 years ago for my golden (26th) birthday.

[esperanzawave]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

[esperanzawave]

Hope Tala liked my post 😭🥰