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i would describe myself as fun and light hearted and unburdened. please ignore the blood in my mouth

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Stardew Valley~

available at my shop!

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

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More star cats! ^_^

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being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

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met a new kinda guy on twitter today

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Sssssinnamon roll snake 🐍

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Raincoat cat on my mind...

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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

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Keep your eyes on the ball

(via)

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Solar Eclipse Shadows

These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.

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im going to *remembers suicide jokes are funny and potentially conducive to ensuring the most annoying people on the planet want nothing to do with me* fucking kill myself

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trash!!!!