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the only source of purity on my dash at any given time is my sister which says a lot considering the shit she posts also im 75% sure the irs has been after her ass for decades but escaping governmental prosecution can only lead to sibling bonding
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I wake up thoroughly disgusted and it is the job of those around me to undisgust me.
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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
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I suppose from an outward perspective the sheer number of altercations I have with people clad in Santa costumes every season because the Salvation Army wants to kill me is alarming, but will that stop me? Erudite scholars look desperately into the matter.
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@t8h I tentatively subscribe to the niche subcategory of fashion that’s produced jean jackets.
#Dave insists on wearing them. I like to think I've been desensitized then that they've grown on me.
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All social media is performative and I have Tumblr stage fright.
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Love my fellow weirdo girls walking around alone wearing things they got from God knows where
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Piece by piece, bite by bite. Relish the flavor and swallow your plight. Inch by inch, slice by slice. Dress your guest and season with vice.
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look: k1ll3d. gr1ndz: shr3dd3d. d1ck: out.
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God, you're pretentious.
Perhaps. It’s important to note how the concept of “pretentiousness” is itself inextricably linked to anti-intellectualism, particularly American anti-intellectualism, and a distrust of postmodernism which echoes the overall insecurity one feels when suddenly thrust unto unstable linguistic ground, “slippery” fields of signification, etc. One is no longer home within one’s language, one realizes no meaning is significant or constant—and fear, distrust, anxiety, paralysis are all very common phenomenological responses.
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New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either
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were u born a boy or girl?
I was born a winner
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