Never forget that Jaskier did not know Geralt was a witcher when he blatantly checked him out, swaggered on over him, stealing some liquid courage along the way. “I love the way you just...sit in the corner and brood,” is an absolute tragically classic Jaskier pick up line™️. he didn’t even consider muse material for a hot min. he went over there to get railed that’s just the truth.
I’m deep in the witcher again and I can’t find a set of it anywhere, but imo the funniest geralt moment is when he gets hammered for a vampire contract and after singing loudly in the streets the vamp is like, I can smell your blooood. And geralt of fuckin rivia just goes, “fight me, bitch”