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my new bit has been putting my fist in my mouth in awkward situations. so if it happens during my interview don't be surprised. i wash my hands don't worry.....

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again

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I LOVEEE AGGIE FOOTBALLL! I swear I was born to be a 2% but Fish Camp changed my life for the better

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#iykyk

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y'all remember that egg? yeah that was me. #mostlikedpostoninsta

#EGGSHAAN

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i only follow chris evan fan accounts

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y'all dont know her like i know her. this is my favorite meme of all time. it has no context but everything u need. tell me your pregnant? *confused cat* tell me you don't like Dutch Bros? *confused cat* but tell me you like Heldenfelds and I will throw hands.

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i never lose. like i actually have 843 crowns on anagrams. i am actually horrible at word hunt though

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AITA:

AITA if i still play pokemon in 2024. I know we collectively may have stopped but I haven't collected all my gym badges yet.

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this aint a mugshot its a MOGshot. i was arrested for mewing too hard. and not in a tik tok rizz party way like literally like a cat.

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i thought this was sooooo Y2K. like low rise jeans circa the year 2001.

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Here's me in my first class here at Texas A&M - Kinesiology Strength Lifting. also this was my form at the end of the year.... I did not learn much but I looked great doing it.

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RDH Sbisa Rate - 6/10. great company, some, bok choy so minus -5, but free cereal so +1 Date - No. Sbisa is a beast. I can't handle all that #SBEASTA Hate - Yes. But on the low don't let her know.

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Call me. - Mom

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i eat a lot. both literally and symbolically.

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nude selfies til i die. - Kimb Kardashian