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me busking for 9 hours to make £100 to pay for my top back row mcr ticket❤️

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not to alienate a lot of potential followers but i hate the influx of #aesthetic lana del rey kate moss proana girls coming back to tumblr from tiktok. stay away from me and get help and learn to have an original thought please you are literally all the same and trying to become the same idealised person

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we are one

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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~Day 2 of promoting my mermaidcore agenda 🐚

Activities: swimming,reading,writing poetry,going on walks on the beach,listening to jazz or classical music,painting,falling asleep to ocean sounds,watching Ariel for the 32828th time,collecting shells

Music:

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Ebrietas infanda

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from Richard Kern’s Extra High

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jesse: i’m trans yo

mike: what you’re gonna do is get a binder, but make sure it isn’t too tight. then you’re gonna buy a packer, not too big, not too small. once you’ve got that you’re gonna want to hit the gym. start taking testosterone and focus on certain muscle groups. you’re gonna need to eat more kid because you need to bulk up. after that, your voice will start to drop, make sure to talk with your chest kid otherwise people will start to clock you. buy some shoe inserts cause you’re on the short side for a guy. after all that you’re gonna be just fine kid.

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Current food obsessions:

DATES !!!!!!!!! i literally cannot get enough

Sauerkraut

Almond milk

Plan greek yogurt

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To the caption, can we please focus on HOW? HOW does he wear so many layers in New Mexico? Does meth make you cold? Is he just that skinny? Like please HOW. I need advice tbh that’s why I’m asking i wanna wear all the layers in summer

“why does jesse wear so many layers in a new mexico desert"

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A day in the life of Walter White wake up in your tighty-whities lie to your pregnant wife. Make sure the lie is completely ludicrous and easily disproven so she knows how little you respect her. Ignore your son. Break into the house of your former student/surrogate son/mistress and launch a series of personal attacks against his character until he agrees to do something for you that will leave him with lasting psychological trauma and probably result in his relapsing. Kill one of his loved ones for good measure. Cook meth. Make flailing Donald Trump hand gestures so that people think you are feeling real human emotions. Cry over the loss of your virility. Throw a live grenade into a children’s hospital or something idk. Go home and lie to your lovely wife some more then throw a bitch fit because she didn’t cook you dinner. Make passive aggressive bedroom eyes at your brother-in-law. Go to bed and get some rest. Tomorrow is another big day.

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those memes about the shirts jesse wears while in horrible situations are so real. hes literally completely terrified for his life that tuco is gonna kill him meanwhile hes wearing this shirt

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How about we stop doing it to everyone

love how schools are all “we care about mental health! make sure to always get enough sleep!” like ok i have to get up at 630 am so at minimum you think i should be asleep at 930 pm. i get home at 415 pm. thats 5 hours and 15 minutes to do homework, eat dinner, anything else i want to do with my life, and go to sleep. if i join any clubs ill be getting home at 515 pm. thtas 4 hours and 15 minutes. HOW DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH THIS SCHEDULE

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gale’s death isn’t funny because it’s sad and it fucked up jesse for life but also it is EXTREMELY funny because the whole reason gale got wrapped up in this mess is he got gus’s gay little chemistry scholarship and was so good at fucking idk vacuum distillations that gus recruited him to be his special little meth consultant and assigned him to be walt’s new partner. then gale fell in love with this abusive salt lamp of a man to the point where he recited poetry to him and gave him a fruity little present, only to promptly be fired because walt couldn’t go six minutes without psychologically tormenting jesse and then he gets fucking shot in the face by this very psychologically tormented baggy t-shirt boy who is sobbing and crying the whole time?? in his own home?? in his own little gay sandals?? fucking unbelievable.

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Desperately want to go forage the autumnal gifts and go on a walk in an apple orchard and watch twilight in bed but unfortunately i have to do school and exclusively school❤️i am allowed to rest when i sleep and when i sleep alone❤️