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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.

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can i make you a playlist with 8 thousand songs

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Fall stoat

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im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.

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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

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frank iero i understand you now

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

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I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

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yeah

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these new jersey zoos are lowkey unethical.....

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new york they can never make me like you

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just came back from the eye doctor, they said i have "astigmatism"??? like that thing that tried to kill frank iero?????

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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can

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who else up raising their open filthy palms like tiny daggers up to heaven