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The inherent eroticism of crossing the ice together (having to survive a landscape beyond human survivability stripping away all pretensions, until my truest self can meet yours).

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YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

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Stick to the plan not your mood. Your mind has to be stronger than your feelings. It’s okay to have odd days, but don’t let those odd days become a routine. Winning your mind is the most important part of the process.

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

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this website is undefeated

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samesies🤞

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bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

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I'll just say stuff on here that I've had rattling in my head for years and I'll have at least five womyn message me like, "How did you get ahold of my diary???" And I'm like, ugh, yes, it was all a lie. I am like other girls, we are like each other, we can create female only militia and

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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Some important reminders for the upcoming holiday season <3

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Lady Gaga looks cutesy in new selfies

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john donne really deserves to be more widely appreciated for coining BOTH the iconic phrases “no man is an island” and “ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee” in one paragraph. and he’s also the flea fucking poem man. the range