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"John Waters Is Ready for His Hollywood Closeup", The New Yorker

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Thread from Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez on her experience in a hospital in Cuba

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Happy first night of Hanukkah!

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where the fuck is the marijuanica (marijuanikkah ?) the picture i need it. the joints.

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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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Bringing this back....for reasons.

Vincent Price on filming The Ten Commandments...

"There was a scene where I had to whip John Derek to death,” laughed Vincent. “Well, he deserved to die; Anybody that pretty should be whipped. I took lessons on how to use the whip for about two months. I really had a man who came everyday and I took on the whip to the point I could do anything with it. Like whipping a cigarette out of people’s mouths.”

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🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE WHORE!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G T H Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cumming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint Pussy 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦 Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯‍♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0️⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑

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oh? 👀

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Briana Boston faces terrorism charges and CEOs are getting free therapy

Briana Boston is a 42 year old mother of three from Florida who is under house arrest for expressing her frustration at her insurance (which she PAYS for) who denied her claim. She owns ZERO guns and doesn't have a criminal record.

She was originally held in prison for $100,000 bail. They have not dropped the charges and she is under house arrest even after widespread backlash.

They are trying to charge her with terrorism. They want her to spend 15 years in prison.

They are calling her a Luigi Mangione copycat. As if she killed someone. She made a indirect, not at all credible threat.

Meanwhile...

I want every woman who has ever faced threats online, stalking, etc to bring this Briana Boston up at every opportunity. Every time you were told by police that there was nothing they could do, know that they not only CAN do something, but they WILL do something, just not for you.

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love every trans woman* you meet before it's too late

*unless she slips up

*unless she makes a mistake

*unless she's mean

*unless she's careless

*unless she's loud

*unless she talks out of turn

*unless she's black

*unless she's not white

*unless she looks different

*unless she's closeted

*unless she's butch

*unless she's living with her parents

*unless she's not on hormones

*unless she can't get hormones

*unless she disagrees with you online

*unless she's friends with the wrong person

*unless she's dating the wrong person

*unless she doesn't wear makeup

*unless she wears too much makeup

*unless she doesn't have sex

*unless she has the wrong kinks

*unless she doesn't trust you

*unless she trusts you too much

*unless she's psychotic

*unless she's schizophrenic

*unless she's narcissistic

*unless she's disabled

*unless she's suicidal

*unless she's religious

*unless she's your childhood friend

*unless she's your friend's brother's coworker's ex

*unless she doesn't want surgery

*unless they don't use she/her

*unless the trans woman doesn't use any pronouns

*unless she's the wrong flavor of queer

*unless she supports the wrong flavor of queer

*unless she doesn't know everything about queerness

*unless she knows more than you about queerness

*unless she doesn't share all your values

*unless she's not a doormat for you to walk over

*unless she's not a perfect mirror image of your ideals

*unless she's a trans woman

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AGAIN.

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some of my favorite quotes from the beast games ign review