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I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is

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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 15/?

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blunt force feminization

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summer is for hanging out with friends half-naked 💧

comm for gravelgolem and @fluid-and-chaotic

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This pretty much summarizes how it feels knowing what's going to be coming and just having to take it.

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HELLO?

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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i may not pump blood, but I overflow soul

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I'm back and I brought lesbians. (Depressive episode is over, yay.)

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spells i should be allowed to cast:

clean object - removes need to shower, sweep, vacuum, etc.

short range teleport - no longer need to drive to the store (too far to walk)

penis deletus - quick & easy bottom surgery

speak with animal - so i can explain to my cat that assaulting laptops and eating tape is bad

conjure duplicate - for board game reasons

conjure duplicate - for sex reasons

greater baja blast - self explanatory

transfer migraine - lets be real my coworkers deserve it more than me

holy smite / wicked smite - i deserve to be able to smite people im not picky about who guves me the power

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*looks at white bodycon dress*

*looks at women want me fish fear me hat*

*looks at flannel*

Hmmm