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[eroticintestines]

hey it's me again,can you do if you want a fic or headcanons about byron x reader as if the reader were his wife idk (btw I loved your headcanons of poco y primo)

I got two requests for Byron, so I'm going to merge them together into one post!

( Headcanons )

🐍🖤( BYRON )🖤🐍

- He most definitely would not be the one to confess first. He's full of himself and a can get quite nervous around the person he likes.

- It's not like he hasn't tried confessing yet, he just always found himself stumbling over his words and not being able to express himself properly.

- He's angry at himself for being so shy when he's meant to be very professional and confident.

- So to say that he's overjoyed when you confess to him is an overstatement.

- "Oh, my dear, I saw that coming from a mile away~" he says with full confidence. But it's a lie, he didn't see anything, he was too busy worrying if you even liked him or not.

- Not the guy for public affection but won't pass up an opportunity to hold your hand when you're walking with him. His hands are usually very cold, so he appreciates the warmth of your own.

- Very cocky and confident in himself, even when you see him set a bowl of cereal on fire. Nobody knows how he did it, but man does he suck at cooking.

- He's got everything you need- do you feel sick? Is your head hurting? Are you fatigued? He's going to make sure you feel better as soon as possible. He worries all too much about your health and your wellbeing.

- He's constantly following you around in matches and making sure you're being healed. Whenever you turn around and give him that smile of gratitude, he becomes all flustered. He tries to play it off with a cocky grin, but blow him a kiss and he won't know how to act.

- He's constantly the one to throw people stuff or even gift them, usually getting nothing in return, so he especially loves gifts. He doesn't want you to buy him something everyday, but he appreciates small things you get him just to say thank you or to show how much you love him.

- He's constantly insisting to buy you jewelry, even if you deny it. He doesn't want you to spend even a penny on him, but he'll rob a bank for you. Absolutely crazy. Feral husband.

- Be feral with him. Put snakes into someone's bag and laugh at their reaction. Commit crimes with him while holding his hand. Feral couple. Bonkers. Go crazy go stupid.

- Really likes listening to oldies with you. An occasional Elvis Presley song or "put your head on my shoulder" playing as you talk to the love of your life never hurt anyone.

- With that being said, he loves talking to you in general. He will sit down with you and listen to your problems while you hopefully listen to his as well. He's got a lot on his mind.

- He has at least 5 pet snakes. He's named every single one and is very attached to them. He would be very happy if you pet or held them, but he understand if you're too afraid to do so. He'll get you used to then one way or another.

- He's got a messed up sleeping schedule. He stays up in the night and somehow still manages to wake up at 7 am. He says he doesn't need that much sleep but you can literally see him accidentally run into a wall. What a mess.

(these were a bit short because I'm

very busy atm, so sorry about that!

[eroticintestines]

hi hi i rlly rlly like your writing!! could you maybe do colt x reader hcs? hope youre having a nice day :>

Awe, thank you! I hope you're having a great day too :)

(⭐❣COLT❣⭐)

-He's the biggest flirt you've ever seen, but hit him right back with a one liner and he'll go speeding off with a red face.

-Doesn't care all that much about his partner's height. He's fine with being the shorter one as well.

-He's surprisingly very good at dancing, but mostly to old school rock songs. The jukebox get's him spinning and you can bet he'll pull you in for a round or two.

-A king of showing affection in public, which can sometimes embarrass you.

-But then again, he's the sheriff around these parts, if people have a problem with anything you two do, they aren't keeping that opinion it for long.

-He claims the curfew doesn't apply for him, since he's the one that made it. That's literally just his excuse to take you on late night dates.

-As much as he loves attention and showing off his beautiful partner, he loves spending time with you alone, so the lonely curfew nights are perfect for that.

-You're constantly being pulled in and out of trouble because of him. You either have to cover him or have him saving you from an angry little robot chasing you. He can do both. Get you a man that can do both, yes.

-He's very enthusiastic and tries to boost your ego in every way possible. You took up a new hobby? You learned something new? You beat someone up? Amazing, he's living for it, he's breathing for it, he's dying for it.

-He's got a thing for hand holding. It would make sense since he's touch starved, but holding hands stil means a lot to him.

-Hugs!! Hug him!! Please! He just wants a shoulder to cry on. He doesn't have many people to emotionally support him, because they expect him to play that part.

-He's the sheriff after all, people expect him to be collected and calm all the time, always ready to solve a situation. His work is tiring and emotionally draining, so coming home and placing his head on your thigh while you stroke his hair is heaven to him. He falls asleep immediately.

-He has night terrors. Hold him while he sleeps, please.

-He constantly appears confident and cocky but deep down he's a fragile thing. He only really opens up to a small amount of people, and even then they have to be extremely close to him. If he starts telling you things about his past, you know you're special.

-He likes lending you his vest, even though it doesn't help much if it gets cold. He just thinks you look really good in it.

-Western movies junkie. He especially likes taking you to the cinema to see them.

-He wants to ride a horse, but he's god awful at it. It sometimes genuinely tears him apart inside to fail at something he really loves. He wants to take you on sunset horse rides, with you sitting behind him, your arms around his torso and your head on his back. But unfortunately, he's gonna need a lot of time to learn how to even behave around a horse. It will happen eventually, just be patient.

-That's another thing; please be patient with him. He can act like a stubborn child and it's not easy to talk him out of things. If you manage to get him out of some stupid situation, it's just because he cares deeply about you and your opinion on him, not because he admits he's wrong. "This isn't over yet, (Y/N)!"

-I'm not sure if its physically impossible for this man to be grumpy. He's either a complete bundle of joy or downright depressed, but never grumpy and rarely angry.

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Hey there again! Could I request some Spike x chubby reader hc if you don't mind! I rrly don't see no chubby reader x brawlers and I just honestly love this boi sm also,,,,

Of course!! Although I've never written headcanons where the body type was specified, so this might be a bit short :')

( 🌵💚 SPIKE 💚🌵 )

-Why are small brawlers always such bundles of joy you ask? No clue, but this guy's got enough love inside him to power a whole city.

-He's the least judgemental little fella in Brawltown. Mostly because he can't speak, but that's for another day-

-With that being said, he doesn't care about anyone's appearance, but oh god is he in love with yours.

-First off, soft lover. Squishy and soft lover. Yes, he lives for that.

-He's all about body positivity mind you, he's very wholesome and always makes sure you let you know he loves you for who you are.

-He likes taking naps on you, you're just so soft and warm. He also likes taking your hoodies and putting them on, even though it sometimes results in reminding him he is in fact a cactus- don't mind the holes in your clothes, anon!

-No matter what you decide to do, he supports you in it. If he ever catches you doubting yourself because of your appearance, he drags you over and begs for your attention. He tries to persuade you from anything that could negatively affect you.

-If anything does make you sad however, he turns into your personal teddy bear. Hug him, hold him close, cry into him, he doesn't mind being drowned in your tears. All he cares about is seeing you happy and making you know he cares about you.

-He hypes you up when he sees you looking at any clothes you like but are too afraid to try on. He grabs them and practically shoves you into the stall, waiting for you to show him the result.

-Despite being a carefree cactus thay pokes holes into any fabric he puts on, he's got quite a fashion sense. He doesn't really show it off on himself, but he sure as hell does on you.

-He likes finding you clothes that would make you feel most comfortable in your own skin and still look absolutely amazing on you. He doesn't take kindly to you picking some baggy pants over the ones you really wanted but decided to ignore.

-You two walk around a lot, either to go sightseeing or to visit bakeries and coffee shops. He's got a sweet tooth and enjoys having someone come with him. It doesn't matter if you plan on eating or not, he just likes finally having someone around to look at those cupcakes that are designed in such a fascinating way...to him at least.

-He can retract his spikes, which comes in handy when you two are hugging or cuddling. Too bad he forgets to do that when he tries on your clothes.

-With that being said, his favourite part of your relationship is hugs. What is there to not love about having a chubby s/o? There's more to hug and cuddle up against.

-If he notices anyone bodyshaming you he swears he'll pummel them into the ground. He does a lot of damage in general with his attacks, so god forbid anyone even landing a finger on you.

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RAINY DAYS

💙❤💜Piper/Jacky/Shelly💜❤💙

( request )

( 🐁short oneshot )

( given/requested prompt: sharing an umbrella )

🐁🐁🐁

The trio was walking down the street, bags in one of their hands, the other hand intertwined with their lover's. They had just finished shopping and were heading home. The weather was looking quite pleasant when they started, but now it was a bit grey. None of them noticed, as they were far too caught up in their chatting.

"Jacky, sweetheart, I'm telling you; you look mighty fine in a dress!" Piper elbowed the driller in her shoulder. Jacky scoffed, hiding her tinted cheeks in her bordo red scarf. "As if. I don't even look like myself wearing the one you bought me," she replied. Piper softly squeezed the smaller girl's hand, making her look into her eyes. "Clothes don't define you or how beautiful you are, darlin'," Piper smiled.

Shelly looked over at the two, giving Jacky a thumbs up and a wide grin. "Agreed! You'll always be our little tsundere cutie!" the purple haired bandit exclaimed. Jacky was taken back a bit, her face growing even redder. "W-What do you mean tsundere-" she was suddenly silenced by something wet falling on her head. She looked up, seeing the dark clouds swarm above them. Piper must have noticed it as well, because she immediately pulled out her gunbrella, opening it above their heads.

The rain began pouring as soon as the first raindrop hit the pavement. Piper let out a sigh of relief, Shelly by her side under the gunbrella. "Thank heavens I carry this everywhere, ain't that right darlins'?"

Shelly nodded, looking over at Jacky to see why she's gone quiet all of a sudden. She suddenly burst into laughter as she saw Jacky completely soaked, not fitting under the gunbrella. Piper looked over at Jacky in confusion, before a guilty look overtook her features. She scurried over to Jacky, covering her as well." I-I'm terribly sorry, Jacky! I didn't even notice-" she was caught off by the driller's sudden laughter, as she pointed at Shelly.

Piper once again shot her head into the opposite direction, her ocean blue eyes landing on a completely soaked Shelly. She once again tried moving closer to her lover in worries, but then noticed Jacky was once again banished to the uncovered side. She placed a hand on her forehead, trying to figure out what to do. There was now way she was going to let one of them get soaked and possibly very sick.

"That's fine, I can walk in the rain," Shelly offered, her hair sticking to her face. "No no, I can walk in the rain," Jacky argued, looking at Shelly with a competitive look on her face. The bandit saw the opportunity and grinned. "Oh, really? But can you do this in the rain-" she said as she ran across the pavement, doing a somersault and landing perfectly in a puddle. Jacky laughed as she chased after her, doing the same. "Thought you could beat me, huh?" she said as Shelly pouted at her. They both once again laughed at eachother and decided to jump in the puddles around them.

Piper worridly scurried after them, sweat forming on her forehead. "Girls, you're gonna get seriously ill! Get back here!" the blonde yelled at them. They stopped jumping, noticing their girlfriend's worried expression. They both walked to her side, thinking for a bit.

A lightbulb appeared over Shelly's head as she turned her back to Jacky and exclaimed "Jump on my back!"

Jacky happily obliged, as she let Shelly carry her on her back. She placed a kiss on Shelly's neck, wrapping her hands firmly around her neck and her legs around her waist. Shelly Moved a tad closer to Piper, and boom! They were all under the umbrella!

Piper once again let out a sigh of relief, this time not being interrupted by any worries. She placed a kiss on both of their cheeks and continued walking home with them by her side.

When they all got home, Piper made sure to wrap them both into warm blankets and make them hot coco. She wasn't going to let them get ill for having fun.

🐁🐁🐁

[eroticintestines]

OH CRap I forgot to add that I wanted the Tick HC to be an x reader, I'm very sorry about that :' ) could the reader be gender neutral-? :0

That's okay!! I've never written for Tick before, so I hope this isn't too bad! Also, of course, all of my stories are gender neutral in general!

(Thank you for your nice message btw!!)

💣🖤( 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 )🖤💣

-Yet another ray of sunshine. He really chases the clouds away with his silly little noises and permanent grin.

-Since he can't communicate any anyway else but with random robot noises, his confessions are a bit wonky, and he has to show affection in different ways.

-But that's just his speciality! He always figures out just how to tell you he absolutely adores you.

-With that being said, the day he confessed was more of a mere accident. Well, a lucky accident.

-Pam is the one who designs all the robots in Brawltown(except Darryl, that guy just showed up out of nowhere),and let's Jessie decorate them if she wants to.

-So of course Jessie was feeling really creative one day, but she chose the completely wrong day; Valentines.

-She caught Tick staring at you multiple times that day by accident. She was just walking around town, looking at all the lovely decorations and couples holding hands, when she stumbled on the little robot staring at you from around the corner.

-You were really caught up in your tea and your conversation with Penny, so you didnt notice him all the way from the cafe.

-The poor little robot looked almost sad, he really felt as if you had no interest in him at all.

-Jessie being the genious she is, noticed it immediately, and decided to make a plan. She invited Tick over for a movie, but she demanded to see some of Tick's bombs.

-Tick proudly fired a single bomb out of his canon, handing it over to Jessie and making sure it doesnt explode. She took it in her hand and pulled out her paint and brushes.

-Tick watched with great curiosity as she painted a single heart on it, putting it on the shelf next to her and saying "Just for memories!". She winked at him with a huge grin.

-When the movie was over, Tick left and Jessie was once again left alone. She quickly took out a paper and a pen and wrote down a love letter. To whom, you ask? To you, of course!

-She made sure to sign Tick under it with as many colours as she could, drawing some hearts around the words for a better effect. She took the bomb Tick gave her with her, making sure nobody saw the redhead sneaking over to your house and ringing the doorbell. She left the gift at your doorstep and bolted to her hiding spot.

-When you opened the door you were confused. You saw the gift and it took you about 15 seconds to realise that it was a bomb. Of course you got scared, thinking it was going to explode, but when you didnt hear any sort of ticking, you calmed down.

-You recognised that it was Tick's bomb. You smiled softly, looking at the heart drawn on it. When you opened the letter and read it, you couldn't help but feel bashful.

-The letter just about complimented everything about you, and it nearly made you tear up. You knew Tick didnt write this himself, but it still meant a hell of a lot that his signature was at the bottom of it.

-You left your house with the same grin you had at the beginning, searching for the little love struck robot. When you found him, he was having a 'conversation' with Gene. They apparenlty understood eachother.

-You approached him, patting his head lightly to gain his attention. He looked up at you, his eyes suddenly sparking. You kneeled down to him and pressed a soft kiss on the top of his head. "I'm not sure who helped you confess, but I'm glad they did," you told him.

-Tick looked at the letter and bomb in your hand, suddenly realising what happened. He hid his head in his body, smoke coming out of him. You chuckled softly, patting his shoulder. "Hey, buddy, I like you too you know."

-He made sure to pay Jessie a visit that day.

-He was a shy boy when you confessed, but after you two got into a relationship, he finally came out of his shell. You gave him confidence to be what he wanted to be. He was always seen as some stupid little machine, but after he found someone who loved him the way you do, he knew he was worth loving.

-He likes to sneak into your lap and sleep there like a cat. He also purrs! It's a secret trait of his that only you know. So go along, pet him!

-He doesn't need to sleep like any other robots, so he usually stays up when you sleep. That can lead to a lot of 'accidents'. You make sure to lock the kitchen whenever you sleep.

-There's a lot of trust in your relationship. He's a fragile little guy, so he values the fact you trust him with things that could possibly send him to Pam's office.

-Even though you can't help but worry he might hurt himself one day. You protect him in matches all the time. It only took you one good look at Bull absolutely demolishing Tick in a duo to make sure you're always by his side.

-He loves animals! His favourite are hamsters. The apartment you share with him is filled with hamsters.

-He tends to accidentally shoot his bombs out of his canon when he gets too excited, but thankfully they rarely go off.

-You took up knitting at some point and made him a scarf, since he always wears one. He was really glad about it.

-Like I mentioned, he shows affection with his action rather than words. He hugs your legs out of the blue, wants you to pick him up, brings you various items from his adventures with Darryl, Penny and Poco, practically demands Jessie to paint your name on his canons...He's practically melting when you compliment him on his commitment.

🐁🐁🐁

[eroticintestines]

Can I get electro play with barley? Unless that's too much then it can be vanilla.

Hmm, I have seen stories of electro play with that lovely bartender. I'm not all that good with writing NSFW stories, but I hope this isnt all that disappointing!(I cant say it wasnt a tad rushed either,,)

(( ⚠️NSFW⚠️))

🍻❤ELECTRO PLAY❤🍻

You stared at the robot in front of you with wide eyes. You opened your mouth to say something, but shut it just as quick. His single eye looked to the ground, his knees slightly shaking. A pink colour was spread all over his eye, his iris turned into a heart. You could see some smoking coming off him, which was a bit worrying.

"You- I- huh...?" you finally managed to let out. All you were trying to do before this was patch up the bullet hole in Barley's chest and accidentally brushed your finger against one of his wires. He spiraled into this state the moment a slight moan escaped his mouth.

"I-I... I a-apologise, (Y/N)," he said in a shaky tone, putting a hand over the hole in his chest. "I'ts...a complicated situation."

You looked at him, then at his chest, then back at him. As if you were going to let this slide. You put your hand on his, grabbing it and putting it away from the hole. Barley didn't even rebel, he just stared at the ground, his face heating up. You put one of your fingers in the hole, wrapping it against one of the wires and pulling it out.

The bartender let out yet another moan, intertwining his fingers with the hand you were using to hold his own. "(Y/N)..." he said quietly. You grabbed his chin and forced him to look you in the eyes. He still had that silly little heart in his eye. "Barley. I want you to look at me while I do this," you demanded.

He whimpered as you suddenly pushed your hand back into the hole, grabbing a hold of more wires and pulling them towards you. Your ears were filled with the most heavenly sounds you have ever heard. His moans echoed through the room, his knees nearly giving out. You noticed this, pushing him down on the nearest chair and sitting in his lap. Before he could protest, you twisted his wires in your finger, making his back arch in delight. You never knew Barley had something like this programmed in him. Didn't Pam build him? She must have known what she was doing.

You leaned down to his chest, gently biting a wire sticking out of him. His hands gripped your hips tightly, the metal feeling cold against your skin. With each wire you pulled, his body tensed up even more and his moans got more demanding.

" (Y-Y-Y/N), c-could you p-p-please..." he pointed at the wire at the very back in his chest. You smirked and nodded, leaning over to kiss him and gently sticking your hand in. Your hand travelled painfully slow, making Barley whine everytime you stopped to gently brush against one of the wires that didnt really produce that much pleasure. When your fingers finally reached the wire, he went crazy just at a simple touch from you. He broke the kiss because he couldn't hold in the moans.

"D-D-Do...it..."

You grabbed the wire with your entire palm and practically broke it in half. The robot under you began shaking as sparks flew out of the hole, his eye twitching like crazy. His hands travelled under your shirt and scratched at your back. You arched your back at the sudden pain, grabbing his head and smashing your lips into him. His eye rolled upwards and his legs went limp.

Soon he was just a puppet under you. He was breathing heavily and you swore you could smell smoke coming out of him. You got up from the chair, looking down at the poor thing.

His eye was half lidded and he twitched from time to time. His head was rolled backwards and his hands were hanging by his sides. His legs were spread and he was looking towards the ceiling.

You chuckled, putting your hand on his face and stroking his cheek. "It's a shame we didn't even go on a date before all this," you said jokingly. It was true after all, you two were just good friends before this little accident today.

You didnt get a response from him, just a small grunt that let you know he was still alive.

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Hey, your works are really good! I'm a big fan.

May I please request some headcannons for the new brawler Colette? I didn't expect them to add someone like that to the game but I absolutely love her already.

Aw, thank you!!

Ah yes, dearest Colette. Truly a representation of the fandom lol

🍑⛓COLETTE⛓🍑

-Much to everyone's knowledge, this girl is absolutely bonkers. Anything you accidentally drop ends up in her pocket.

-She's been like this she was a child. Her first ever character she obsessed over was Smurfette, don't ask why. She was just obsessed with Smurfs as a kid.

-She doesn't really have any friends, sadly. She tries to make friends, but people find her a bit too clingy.

-She'd be thrilled if you asked her to be your friend! She may be clingy, but she's also loyal.

-She mostly obsessed with Spike and Piper. She just finds them both so fascinating.

-She's pansexual. No you cannot change my mind.

-Probably in love with Piper and Spike, even though she can't figure out how not to get impaled when trying to hug that little cactus.

-Her least favourite brawler is Carl. She finds the guy boring and simply avoids him. The poor little robot tries so hard to make her like him, because he really does want a fan. But Colette's simply not interested.

-She spends days and nights writing fanfiction, drawing and making edits of her favourite brawlers. If they dont happen in real life she gets mad.

-Speaking of mad, you really dont wanna see her mad. She can and will break a bone.

-She might seem crazy but she's just really sweet. She enjoys simple arts n crafts and makes friendship bracelets.

-Her birthday and christmas cards are practically personal poems expressing her feelings.

-She's not all that self aware, but sometimes she realises she needs a break from people and takes a day off. Once she didnt leave her house for about 5 hours and people actually got worried something happened to her.

-That was such a boost for her, honestly. People she adored were worried about her? They really do like her!

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aah!! ❤ I love the barley headcanons !! Can you make one of Poco or El primo, gender neutral ❤

Of course! :)

( 💀❤ POCO ❤💀 )

- Ah yes, the sly musician. The moment he fell for you he knew just how to win over your heart. The more you visited the bar he played in, the more he actually showed up as well.

- Finding out his ultimate crush was also his fan was a whole roller coaster. His eyes lit up like stars and his grin somehow widened. Had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming. Then he realised he doesn't have skin and can't pinch himself. Cue the panic attack.

- He of course was going to confess through a love song, but the moment he strung a single tone on his guitarron, the bar went up in flames. Barley just had to lose his marbles at that very day.

- He saw you were in shock, much like himself, so he offered to take you to Bull's diner for a drink instead. There you talked and talked until the night arrived.

- He was very hesitant about letting you go home without him at least walking by your side, he already felt as if he was your boyfriend.

- One day you two were hanging out and you took his sombrero, placing it on your own head. You did a little imitation of him, strumming at his instrument as if the sound it was producing wasn't making your ears bleed. God, you sucked at playing it, but Poco didn't mind. He was too lovestruck to notice.

- "Look at me, I'm Poco, I get all the hotties with my music," you said in a high pitched and nasally voice. He laughed, scratching the back on his neck with a slight blush tugging at his cheeks.

- "But even with that sort of power, I can't tell poor Y/N how much I love them!" you put your hand on your forehead and leaned backwards, closing your eyes. The dramatic pose distracted Poco for a second, before he realised what you had just said.

- He went completely frozen and his face got so red you swore you began to wonder what kind of skeleton he is.

- "H-How long have you known..." he asked, voice trembling.

- You took his hat off your head, putting it back on his and placing a small kiss on his bony cheek. "Since the beginning, stupid."

- Every since you two started dating his true colours began to show. He was really touchy and a bit clingy even, like a cute little puppy pulling on your sleeve.

- He is in fact a skeleton, he weighs practically nothing, so if you don't give him at least one piggy back ride he will be insulted. What do you mean you're not gonna carry him to the stage and pronounce your love for him in front of everyone? Why not??

- He's all about PDA. Loves holding your hand or stealing kisses from you in public.

- Lift him up to show him you love him. Please. He's such a little sweetheart. Even if it means getting crushed by you, he wants to feel your arms around him. The more hugs the happier the skelly.

- He can get a bit insecure about the said fact, though. Sometimes he'll look at other people and think you're better off with someone who's not just bones for christ's sake. Just shower him with kisses and let him know you love him, and he'll be full with confidence again as if nothing even happened.

- He's always at your tail during matches, trying to heal you even when you're missing only 1% of your health. You're his top priority and he can go ballistic if he sees someone send you straight back to the respawn point.

- Expect a lot of serenades under your window/balcony. Seriously, he will not shut up.

- What do you mean sneaking out of the house you both share in the middle of the night just to serenade you under your window is silly. No it's not. Please don't start hiding the house keys. It's not like that will stop him, but climbing out of the windows on a second floor is a tad bit dangerous if you ask me.

( 💙☄ EL PRIMO ☄💙 )

- ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE BABY. NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE.

- Naturally, he tries winning you over by showing off his "impressive" skills, but most importantly; muscles.

- "Y/N, this one's for you!" he yells as he absolutely demolishes his opponent.

- He's very straight forward with his admiration for you, but the words "I love you" seem to be stuck on the tip of his tongue harder than he thinks.

- He's known for his confidence and victories, so why is it so hard to win you over? Are you ignoring him on purpose? Do you not notice him? Is he not good enough?? Thoughts like those find themselves in his head for the first time in a long LONG time. Your smile upsets the butterflies in his stomach as much as the destructive thoughts in his head.

- When he was a kid, he struggled with his self image, but being a victorious wrestler gave him a lot of confidence and made him the man he is today.

- So naturally, he mistook your shy nature with disinterest in him as a person completely. And that kind of broke him. Meanwhile you were the one who thought he'd never like someone like you. You didn't consider yourself worthy enough for such a "winner" like himself. The more you bothered yourself with those thoughts the more his own insecurities ate at him. It wasn't your fault, but sometimes he wished he didn't feel this way towards you.

- You found him one evening at the bar, his head in his hands, beer bottles in front of him. You saw they were all completely empty except the one he was still working on. You instantly grew worried, pushing away all thoughts that came racing to your head.

- You approached him slowly and gently, placing your hand on his shoulder. His head shot up and he looked surprised to see you. He was beyond embarrassed to let you see him like this, he done messed up now.

- But instead of practically spitting on him as he expected, you swung his arm around your shoulder, trying to help him up. He stood up, his legs shaking a bit. Tears began to form in his eyes, eventually letting them fall down his cheeks, only to be wiped away by your gentle hand. He knew then and there, he was wrong about the way you envisioned him. He was filled with regret, shame and relief, all at the same time. You helped him to his apartment that day, staying over for the night, spending it cuddled up with him on the spacey couch.

- Meanwhile Barley let out a relieved sigh, seeing he wont need to help the poor man home ever again.

- From that day on, you two were inseparable, your love was peaches and cream, cherry on top of the cake. You had never seen him this happy, he practically beamed with happiness. You found your smaller hand in his large one more than you'd expect, he even picked you up and held you close to him subconsciously at this point.

- He has night terrors, so having someone to finally hold him during those frightening moments is amazing.

- All he wants to be is a stay at home husband in the end, baking you cakes and all sorts of muffins, his "Kiss the cook" apron almost never getting washed from how frequently he simply needs to make something for his beloved Y/N.

- Believe or not, he has the softest singing voice ever. He'll sing to you in his language although rarely, call you all sorts of nicknames as well.

- He's your personal body guard during matches, nobody's touching you. Ever.

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DIRTY THOUGHTS

💜💙❤ Shelly/Piper/Jacky ❤💙💜

((( ⚠️NSFW⚠️ )))

( request )

( 🐀NSFW headcanons )

( a bit short, sorry about that )

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- Shelly is a complete switch, no doubt about it. She's either laying down or doing all the work. She doesn't mind either, but she does prefer being on top.

- Sometimes not all on them are in the mood, that's natural, but Shelly seems to be the one who doesn't contribute to their "group activity" the most. It's not that she doesn't want to, her libido just isn't all that strong and she's exhausted most of the times from matches and doing questionable bandit activities.

- The biggest turn on for her though are dresses. Short ones, to be exact. Being a girl that prefers pants, seeing someone dressed in a skirt/dress triggers something inside her. It's probably because Piper keeps teasing her with various Marylin Monroe imitations, but stuff like that is a big turn on for her.

- Oddly enough she doesn't fancy makeup all that much unless it's running down her partner's face during sex. When they have nights out and things end up getting a bit heated, Shelly will do anything to get the makeup smeared and running all over their faces.

- She's not all that touchy. She does enjoy gripping their hips or groping various body parts, but she doesn't pull their hair or anything like that. A part of her values their pretty locks too much to even lay a single finger on them.

- Overral she's mostly dominant, average in physical affection during sex and has a low libido.

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- Piper likes putting on this innocent gal act. It's her biggest turn on to be dominated by both of her partners, yet she's always a tad shy about it.

- She's almost always the one to start hinting she's in the mood, she has the biggest libido you've ever seen. If Jacky could describe her in a song she'd choose "Super freak".

- Like already mentioned, she loves to tease both of her partners by lifting up her dress, stretching out her leg and winking at them. She wears all sorts of knee socks and thigh accessories at all times, just in case she happens to think of a certain position she wants to try.

- She's the one who experiments the most. She's not afraid to suggest various positions or acts, she's into BDSM after all.

- Oddly enough likes being called "mama" or "mistress" during sex. Is she dominant? Not a chance. Does she enjoy being addressed as superior? You bet.

- In conclusion, mainly submissive and a bottom, sometimes on top though. She just loves being held like that. Somewhat touchy and extreme in emotional affection.

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- Last but not least, Jacky. She's a switch like Shelly, but leans to being a bottom. Can do all the work, but she's kind of tsundere about anything and everything, stubborn one might say.

- She looks completely focused and out of it at the same time during sex. It's something that turns on both of her partners, specially Piper. Something in her gaze screams dominance and power, even if she's under both of them.

- Very very VERY touchy, my god help her. She will grip every part of her partners' bodies and will not be afraid to leave marks on them, something neither of them do.

- She likes keeping her gloves on during sex. Shelly and Piper have commented multiple times how they love the rough feeling of the gloves on their skin. I mean, having your hands all over your partners AND getting to keep on your gloves that you think look absolutely cool? Jackpot!

- She's somewhat hesitant when Piper brings up her ideas, Jacky isn't that much of a fan of BDSM. Although her favourite thing to do is having her arms tied up above her head, even though that stops her from holding the girls. It's the only kinky thing she really enjoys.

- To sum it all up, she's extremely touchy and shows a lot of emotional affection. 10/10, would headcanon as tsundere again.

🐁Got requests? send em in!

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Heyo! I love your Brawl Stars x Reader oneshots//headcanons!! May you do Barley x Reader HCs? :D Idk if you need to specify gender for the readers, but Gender Neutral would be cool ^^

Of course! :)) And all of my stories are gender neutral, so don't worry about that!

( 💚Barley/Reader headcanons💚 )

• This man is so damn innocent it's adorable. Every robot in brawltown has their own little unique personality, and Barley takes the cake for being the most adorable one (right next to 8-bit and a slightly angry Sprout),

• Barley gained a crush on you pretty much instantly. He couldn't quite put a finger on what he was after, but he knew that the reason why his engine revved whenever you stepped into his bar was a serious thing,

• He simply refused to let you pay for your drinks. He'd always shake his head, chuckle a bit and hit you with a "it's on the house."

• He's a genuinely nice guy, he wouldn't harm a fly unless provoked, and he always makes sure you stay safe during matches. With that being said, if an oblivious Bull charges towards you, Barley won't hesitate to go ape shit on him. He may be able to send him back to the spawn point in a single shot, but this guy will not continue throwing bottles at his much larger opponent until he either storms off angrily to heal or dies on the spot,

• You eventually figured out he liked you. Not that it was a challenge, but his nice demeanor and benevolent nature often confused you. I mean, was he flirting, or was he just in general a polite person?

• You took advantage of his obliviousness and decided to tease him.

• You'd occasionally bump into him, sending you both into the bushes or a nearby wall, having him suddenly pinned under you. You'd watch his eye turn pink and steam come out him, then he'd try to stutter out an apology. You couldn't help but smile, pull him up and tell him it's okay, hesitating to pull your hand out of his. He'd watch this with great interest, his eye going half lidded and his knees becoming jelly.

• It was really hard to not mess with him, he was just so adorable. But eventually he couldn't take it anymore.

• He approached you at your table one day, looking down at the floor, both of his arms behind him. You stared at him as his eye became pink again.

• "Y/N...m-may we speak for a moment..."

• You nodded in agreement and watched him sit down on the chair facing you. He still had his eye focused on everything but you, twirling his thumbs on the table. He cleared his throat, looking up at you to speak, but before he could do that, a hand was placed on top of his.

•"Barley, darling,"

• He melted at the sound of his name escaping your lips. The nickname sent him in a daze.

• "Do you think I don't know what you're about to say?"

• You bit your lip, making something inside Barley shift at the sight.

• "You're going to confess your feelings for me."

• He felt anxiety build up inside him, thinking you might reject him. He couldn't go on like that. He couldn't possibly live with the thought of not having you in his arms.

• "...and I'll gladly accept those feelings."

• 'Oh?'

• "I love you, Barley."

• [insert Barley overheating here]

• Every since that day you two have been together, enjoying eachothers presence and acting like your usual couple.

• He's just so sweet towards you. He's always the one to wake up first, so except breakfast and coffee/tea/an energy drink in the morning. He'll do anything to spoil you.

• He prefers to be the small spoon when cuddling, unless he's had somewhat of a stressful day. He wont hesitate to spend every moment he can with his cold metal arms wrapped around you. It relaxes him and lets him know he's got someone in his life to help him with his problems.

• As much as he loves dates, he'd rather just hang out with you at his bar, bringing you anything you'd like and occasionally stirring up some funny scenarios.

• "My my, and who might you be?" he'll say, leaning on the counter towards you and winking. You'll simply chuckle and play along.

• "Oh I'm just a lost soul, looking for a nice quiet place to find myself in," you'd reply. "Now do you wanna makeout or what."

• [insert a caught off guard Barley]

• He'll blush in his own way, letting you drag him into the back of the bar and let you take control of the situation ;),

• Needless to say, your displays of affection are rather steamy. Yeah, he may be acting all innocent, but once you get him in the mood he's a different man. He'll tug at your shirt, run his fingers through your hair and feel your skin on his metallic fingers.

• The thing that excites him the most is you just simply toying with him. Tugging at his bowtie, tracing your fingers on his arm, touching his leg with your own under the table... you name it.

• He's a gentleman after all, keeping his partner excited like that would not be very polite of him.

• You two work great in matches as well. He's finally got someone to cover him, as he's always getting straight up nerfed. He's a thrower after all, you need to protect those if you want anything out of the match(throwers protection gang, where we droppin),

• One of the best things about dating him though is having the bathroom all to yourself. He's a robot after all, he doesn't have those kind of needs. No more waiting for someone to waste all the hot water in the morning or any time of the day.

• Though he does enjoy it when you walk out of the bathroom wrapped in nothing but your towel, the water still dripping down your shoulders,

• If you can't sleep during the night, Barley will wake up and stay awake with you. Not like he needs to sleep anyways, he just likes laying down next to you. Your favourite moments of staying awake with him are getting absolutely destroyed at UNO by the clever bastard or simply watching those weird shows that play after midnight with him.

• "Y/N, w-what kind of a question is that?!"

• "Dude chill, I just wanna know if you're packing or not, since you're a robot. Don't act like you haven't been asked that before."

• "...I-I can neither deny nor c-confirm that."

• "Well it's a good thing I'm about to find out!"

•To wrap it all up, he's a total sweetheart, 11/10, would date. Just don't leave any rings on the table with your glass.

🐁hope you enjoyed this! It's a bit short, considering it was written at about 3 am. But nevermind that, if there's any other requests you or anyone else has, please send them in!

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Do you take requests can you do barley

I do infact take requests and I do write for Barley, but you're gonna have to specify what exactly you'd like! I can write you a oneshot or a couple of headcanons! If you want an example of those, scroll through my blog and you'll see that I specify what I will be writing at the very beginning. That should give you a better idea of what you will be receiving! :)

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CHOWDERHEAD

( ❤Jacky/Reader❤ )

( Request )

( 🐁headcanons )

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Dating Jacky:

•Being in a relationship with someone as stubborn as her leads to a lot of small arguments. Thank god you're the only person who can put up with them. They're usually small and pointless, though. You two easily make up and then it's back to cuddling and calling eachother stupid.

•She has a busy schedule and she's nearly never home, but when she is she makes sure to spend every last second she can with you. Even just being in your presence while you yourself are busy is enough for her.

•With that being said, since you two started dating she began taking more days off and now works less hours than usual.

•You two went on about 5 or 6 dates before she finally asked you out. She's very shy when it comes to these things and sometimes still hides her face when you kiss her cheek.

•Her favourite activity to do with you is watch horror movies and laugh at people's stupid decisions. She loves it when you burst out laughing at her stupid jokes.

•On the topic of jokes- she tells those a lot. She never runs out of puns to whisper in your ear while you're trying to concentrate.

•Absolutely adores your smile. Gets all sappy when she can't see it.

•Not the best with comforting a crying person, but she tries very hard when she sees you bawling your eyes out. Always there to listen to you rant, she does it constantly herself anyways.

•Just because you two are a couple dont expect her to go easy on you in a match. If you two end up on separate teams you bet your ass she's gonna go only after you the whole match.

•Of course she has to deal with you ignoring her for a long period of time after that, but she knows you love her too much to just hold a grudge against her like that.

•Sometimes when you ignore her for more than a day she gets a bit worried, though. She tries baking something for you but ends up nearly burning the kitchen down.

•When you rush into the kitchen after smelling the smoke and hearing loud coughing, you catch her with soot all over her face and a burnt cake in her hands. You can't help but chuckle and help her out of the situation. She's a bit embarrassed, but she's happy you're no longer mad.

•She is a total attention starved puppy. Constantly shows off in front of you and begs for hugs. Promise her a kiss and she'll climb a tree for you.

•Prefers showing affection with just her actions than gifts. She doesn't mind if you buy her a box of chocolates, but a quick cuddle would have been just enough.

•Almost never takes off her hat in public, but she acts as if it will tear her apart if she puts it on in private. It gives you a chance to run your hands through her head, and you swear you can hear her purr.

•Likes being the small spoon but wont refuse to hold you either. The fact she's way smaller than you wont stop her from accomplishing anything.

•Not much of a rock nerd herself like her ex roommate Carl, but she has a small collection of some rocks she found while drilling(or just straight up snatched from Carl). If you ask her about it she will gladly tell you some facts about them, but if anyone else finds out she will deny it with all her strength.

•In conclusion, she's a very touchy lover and always has warm hands for your cold ones to hold.

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🐁Hope you enjoyed! My requests are always open!

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DAMSEL IN THE DISTRESS

💜💙❤ Shelly/Piper/Jacky ❤💙💜

( Request )

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It was a regular monday morning. The weather was looking great so far, the sky was clear and the sun was shining. It was awfully hot though, specially for someone in a driller outfit and a helmet. Jacky was drilling into the ground, sweat beads forming on her forehead and sliding down the side of her face. Her ponytails were a but unkempt, and one of her buttons on her overalls was undone. She looked completely done with everything, she had even lost one of her gloves and was forced to submit to a few blisters on her palm. She just wanted to get this over with and get home, throw herself back into her bed and clock out for the rest of the day.

The reason why she was in this mess was because she had lost a bet with Carl. The sly little bastard noticed the way Jacky looked at the fellow purple haired brawler. Shelly and her had never talked before, but it was obvious Jacky was hiding something every since she saw her. They met in a match on opposite teams. It was hard for Jacky to even do one percent of damage to Shelly, she felt weirdly guilty everytime she'd charge at her. It was as if she wanted to do everything else but hurt her.

Of course, Jacky being Jacky, she didn't want to admit it when Carl asked her about her. She simply shook her head no, yelling at him to mind his damn business. But the tone and shakiness of her voice accompanied by a light blush dusting her cheeks gave her out almost instantly. So, naturally, Carl decided to push it. When the ended on the opposite teams again, he told her that if she really doesn't have anything going on for Shelly, she should only target her for the rest of the match. Jacky huffed in response, rolling her eyes and muttering a single but grumpy "fine". If she didn't do it, she would owe Carl some new rocks and gems. Jacky didn't think of it as hard at first. But once she began to inch closer and closer to an unaware Shelly in the bushes she felt something tug at her heart.

She tried to ignore it, but it wasn't like her body was going to obey her either. She just stood there, her heart racing. A minute passed before Shelly turned around and looked at a now slightly startled Jacky. If it wasn't so damn dark in those bushes, she could have noticed the red in Shelly's cheeks once their eyes locked.

She pointed her gun at the flustered driller, opening her mouth to say something, but instantly shutting it once she realised she couldn't get a single word out of her mouth. She lowered her weapon and ran out into the open, leaving Jacky even more confused than she was before. Why didn't she just shoot her there and then? She even had her super charged, she could have ended her and escaped with the 4 gems Jacky was carrying.

As Jacky snapped out of it and finally moved out of her hiding spot, she spotted Carl watching her from afar. She could see the shit eating grin forming on his robot features. How was that even possible? He winked in her direction and she swore she could feel steam coming out of her ears from anger and embarrassment. He has clearly noticed that both of them went into the same bush and came out of it, both completely unharmed. She mentally facepalmed and dragged herself to the exit once hearing the celebrating music on the other side of the arena. Shelly and her team had won, but it didn't matter to Jacky this time.

She was... a bit sad, honestly. She turned around, catching Shelly with her gaze again. She noticed how beautiful she really was for the first time. Her brown eyes sparkled in the sun and they reminded Jacky of pools of honey. God, she loved honey. Purple fit her so well, she looked like a little violet blooming in the sun. A big smile was plastered on her face, and Jacky couldn't quite tear her eyes away from it. She was just so pretty when she smiled like that.

She was snapped out of her thoughts when Shelly replied to her intense stare with a softer one. Her wide smile disappeared, being replaced by a more sincere one, as if saying thank you. She waved her hand at her. Jacky felt her heart skip again as she nervously turned away, practically running out of the arena. Shelly's smile had now completely faded and she frowned a bit. She wasn't hoping for that reaction, to be completely honest. She knew Jacky and her had never spoken before, but for some reason it felt as if she knew everything about her. Well, in a way, she did. Not only did she keep an eye on Jacky's everyday life, but she also kept in touch with Piper, who lived on the top floor of a small building next to Jacky's workplace. Piper had promised to update Shelly on her activities, yet she herself couldn't help but feel a sting in her chest everytime Jacky was mentioned to her by Shelly.

In a sense, she had always had a thing for Shelly, and she was sure the feeling was mutual. Oh no, there was no doubt about it, they both were clearly meant for eachother. So why was Shelly so obsessed with Jacky even though they had never spoken before? Piper began to grow a slight hate towards the driller, watching her go about her day from her window with a hateful glare plastered upon her features. She hated waking up in the morning just to watch her soul mate's awkward crush do whatever the hell she was doing everyday. It wasn't until that monday that the hate began to dissapear. Jacky's sudden change in temper once a smaller figure with red hair approached her shocked Piper. It was Jessie, and she was crying. Apparently Nani was nowhere to be found, and she was getting really worried about her friend. Jacky kneeled down to the sobbing child, lightly patting her head and telling her not to worry and that Nani is probably just in a match somewhere. Jessie launched herself towards Jacky, hugging her and lightly sobbing into her shoulder. Jacky embraced her, already being used to her little tantrums. Jessie was an emotional child, and Pam trusted Jacky with her more than anyone when she was busy. Jacky's tough exterior shattered the moment the kid was present, and she couldn't help but smile when she saw her happily playing in the front yard whenever she was babysitting her.

So it wasn't a surprise when she decided that Carl and his stupid bet could wait. She was going to help Jessie find Nani if it's the last thing she does today. Piper was practically glued to the window, watching Jacky walk away with Jessie clinging onto her arm. She was so sweet with kids, and that was Piper's ultimate weak spot. She adored the thought of having a child of her own one day, and seeing someone be so gentle and kind to a child that's not even theirs amazed and fascinated her. She was instantly a flustered mess on the window shelf. The more she thought about it, Jacky wasn't all that bad. Sure, she was someone Shelly fancied way too much, but could she blame her? She was to die for. Her raven hair complimented her slightly tan skin and her blue eyes were enchanting. Having blue eyes herself, Piper never really understood how good they could look on someone. She always brushed off compliments and obvious flirts people gave her about her ocean eyes, but now she was beginning to see the actual beauty behind them.

She sighed, leaning her head on the window. Something was wrong with her. She was head over heels in love with Shelly, but not Jacky was making her feel things she hasn't really felt before. Was she perhaps creating a live triangle without even knowing? She closed her eyes for a moment, breathing in the air. That's when she smelt it.

The scent of something burning filled her nostrils and she shot her head in the direction of the smell. A cloud of smoke blew into her face, making her nearly choke. She noticed a fire coming from the pan on the stove. "Oh no, the eggs!" she let out in panic as she jumped to her feet and ran over to the stove, covering the pan with its cover. The fire soon died out, but the smoke was still present. It was suffocating. She opened one of her windows and stuck her head through, breathing in the fresh air.

"You okay up there?"

She looked down at the street below her. Jacky was standing there, now with two small figures clinging onto her arms. She had found Nani and was walking her and Jessie back home, when she spotted the smoke coming from the window. "Damn it, if it wasn't for the stupid fire, she wouldn't noticed me," Piper thought to herself.

"Oh don't worry about me darlin', I'm perfectly fi-"

The blonde was cut off by a sudden loss of balance. She had leaned out from the window a bit too much, and she felt her feet leaving the ground as she dove into the open air, heading towards the ground. She didn't have much time to scream, as she was suddenly caught by a pair of strong arms, not letting her fragile body hit the pavement.

She shakily looked at her saviour, who was looking at her with a calm look on her face. "That was close, thank god the buldin' has only about 3 floors," Jacky said, looking up at the window Piper had fallen out of. The said damsel in distress didn't say a word. She couldn't, actually. She couldn't even move. She was extremely shaken up from the fact she could have just died here, on the pavement, without anyone even knowing. The first person who would have seen her unconscious body lay there would have been Shelly, who visited her everyday at usually the same hour. Piper kept staring at Jacky, trying to at least let out a thank you, but it was as if her vocal cords were the only part of her body which had actually fallen on the ground and broke from the impact. Jacky noticed the strange silence and looked down at Piper. They locked eyes and for the first time she noticed how red her face was. Jacky couldn't help but mimic her, her jaw slightly dropping when she set her eyes on her. She had of course never been this close to Piper, they had never spoken before, much like the situation with Shelly. However it wasn't hard to notice or admit that Piper was absolutely stunning, way out of Jacky's league. They both shared a moment of two of just looking at eachother in the eyes, not even knowing the reason behind it. "God, I'm such a loser," Jacky thought, remembering how easily she gained feelings for someone. All she did was save this woman from a fatal injury, and now she suddenly can't help but stare at her soft features and her glowing skin. Her hair looked so silky and even though they both had blue eyes, she admired her's more than she ever admired the colour in her entire life. It was silly, really, falling for a complete stranger in a span of 5 minutes, but it couldn't be helped. Jacky was a hopeless romantic after all.

Their moment was ruined after a familiar noise of someone cleaning their throat. They turned their heads into the direction of the noise. And dear god, it was Shelly. She was standing there, looking at both of them with clear interest in her eyes. She was very aware of the fact that she could have just caught Piper "cheating" on her. They weren't exactly together yet, but just as Piper thought, it was obvious they both felt something for one another. Yet, Shelly didn't feel that way. It felt almost normal to her, as if she just walked in on two of her close friends hanging out. No, it actually felt more than just two close friends. It felt as if they were her girlfriends.

Of course, she didn't realise that, not being familiar with the entire polyamory thing. It didn't even cross her mind, yet she wanted to be there, in between them both, holding their hands. She looked down at the floor, kicking a pebble from under her shoe. "Did I interrupt something...?" she asked, still keeping her gaze on the cement under her. Piper jumped from Jacky's embrace, missing it the moment her feet hit the ground. She brushed off the feeling and walked up to Shelly, wrapping her arms around her." Not at all, sugar," she said softly. Shelly smiled, leaning onto her shoulder. She noticed Jacky awkwardly standing there, watching them. She swore she could see a tiny bit of jealousy in her eyes, but she had turned her head away, refusing to let Shelly notice. Piper pulled away, looking back at Jacky. "Darlin' over there saved my life just now," she said, catching Jacky's attention with the sudden nickname. It was flattering, being called something so sweet by someone so sweet. "Clumsy ol' me fell from the window," she pointed at the said window above her. Shelly looked up and then back to Jacky. Even though the building was small, it was quite a fall. It took some strenght to just catch someone falling from that height in their arms like they were nothing but a mere feather in their arms. Sure, Piper was quite petite, but if Jacky wasn't the way she was, it could have ended really badly. She once again smiled, walking up to her. She looked down at her, lightly punching her shoulder. "First you spare my life and then you save my friend's, I owe you more than one favour," she said and winked at the driller in front of her. She received a nervous chuckle in return and something that sounded like "it's whatever, don't worry about it..." in return. Jacky still couldn't talk properly, that is. She muttered her words, hoping they were loud and clear enough for Shelly to hear. Piper suddenly appeared at Shelly, side looking down at Jacky as well. She wrapped her arms around her smaller frame, whispering a soft "thank you" into her ear. But thanking her wasn't her only intent. She slyly slid her hand down her back, puzzling her face into Jacky's neck. She could smell the cologne on her, catching her off guard. She didn't know Jacky was a kind of girl to use cologne, but it fit her more than it fit every man she ever met. The said girl nearly died from the actions, shakily wrapping her arms around Piper. The blonde's eyes closed when she felt the safe embrace around her once again. Maybe it was the fact she was literally just saved by her, but she felt so safe in Jacky's arms. She could say the same for Shelly, but maybe not on the same level as with Jacky.

She pulled away, stepping back next to Shelly's side. "Why don't you join us for some tea?" she asked. Jacky gulped, nodding at her. Shelly giggled, taking Piper's hand in her own and motioning Jacky to follow them back into the building. Piper placed a soft kiss onto Shelly's cheek for the first time and began walking inside without hesitation. Jacky felt butterflies form in her stomach as she carefully walked behind them.

A year has passed, and the trio was sitting on the couch of a small house near the town's bar. They all laughed, leaning into eachother for support. It was the anniversary of when they first actually had a conversation with one another, the day of the Piper incident. "I still can't believe you managed to catch me from that height!" Piper chirped into her saviour's direction. The said girl scoffed, lifting up her arm and rolling up her sleeve. "Believe in these instead then!" she began showing off the benefits of her hard work with the drill. Shelly rolled her eyes playfully when Piper squeezed Jacky's arm, giggling softly. "I feel sorry for Jessie and Nani, they had to witness our awkward little meeting first hand," she said. Jacky facepalmed when she remembered quickly running out of the building when it dawned upon her that she just left two kids behind. She escorted them safely back home, having to listen to their innocent but embarrassing comments on her way. Jessie and Nani found the entire situation quite funny, giggling like schoolgirls. It was a natural reaction from a child that just witnessed you fall in love, it was practically their job and duty to embarrass you and poke you in the ribs constantly with their comments. "Jacky, Piper, Shelly, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" was the only sound that filled Jacky's ears whenever she went to babysit the redhead. She didn't really kind to be fair, the kid couldn't make her mad in a million years and she was more than happy with her two girlfriends. Jessie didn't know about polyamory, being a child, but nor did she care. She was too uneducated about anything to do with love, and while it was better to let it stay that way, Jacky couldn't help but wonder if her reaction would have been different if she was a bit older or at least educated on the topic. A lot of people were a bit rude when it came to the relationship the three had, and it showed. The driller worried herself with other people's opinions quite often, and thinking that the kid she was like an aunt to would hate her or judge her because of it damn near broke her heart. What calmed down though was Pam constantly reassuring her she's very supportive of Jacky and her way of life herself and intends to teach her children to be the same.

Piper smiled at both of them, placing a kiss on their foreheads. She was finally happy with someone and was ready to start a family and a life of her own. Shelly felt the same, and she was more than ready to teach their kids to play soccer the moment they learned to walk. She was going to be an amazing parent, no matter what others said. She dealt with the same bitter behaviour as her lovers from the people around her. Colt was the most bitter one, which was sort of justified since he had a thing for the purple haired beauty. He mostly ignored her and never even bothered to look at her, but his anger and hate for all three of them was radiating off him like a horrid smell. Surprisingly enough, the most supportive out of all people she knew were Bull and Bibi. It wasn't only the fact that she used to team up with them in matches and grew quite a friendship with them, but it turned out they were quite supportive people. They were the ones to actually push her to confess to Piper and later on Jacky, telling her there was no way they'd say no to someone like her. It also came in handy that whoever decided to express their hate a bit more than needed, they were ready to kick their ass. Of course, Shelly kept this to herself, she didn't want her girlfriends to bother themselves with anything.

It truly was a dream for all of them and they were more than glad they had found eachother. Thank god Piper's breakfast had caught on fire that day.

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🐁I honestly had fun with this, even though it took me some time to write it. As always, I hope I delivered just what was wanted!

🐁I apologise for any grammar mistakes or typos!

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A DAMN BARREL

💙 Darryl/Reader 💙

( 🐁Short oneshot )

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You covered your head with your pillow once again, trying to block out the frantic knocking on your front door. "NOBODY'S HOME, FUCK OFF!" you exclaimed from under the pillow, completely aware of the fact that whoever was behind the door could not hear a word you said.

It was a nice sunny morning and you would have been enjoying it, if you weren't awaken by a literal door banging maniac. The first time they knocked it wasn't quite loud enough for you to jump up in your bed, but once it began to repeat and rise in volume, you couldn't help but open your eyes in a panic, thinking someone was trying to break in.

At this point you actually would have been relieved if someone was trying to break in, though. Because if that was the reason for all the knocking then she wasn't here.

You still weren't sure what her name was, but you heard a few people calling her Penny. Penny the pirate. "Should have been called Penny the DOOR BREAKER," you exclaimed loudly to yourself once again. The pillow on your head was beginning to suffocate you, so you threw it to the other side of the room out of anger. You sat up, putting on your slippers, not even bothering to change out of your way too short for comfort pajama bottoms and a plain black shirt. You stormed over to the door and opened it with full force, setting your gaze on the much smaller figure in front of you.

Penny looked up at you in shock, stumbling back a bit. She didn't lose her composure though, as she quickly shifted her expression from shocked right back to devious. "Hey, my friend over there wants to tell you something!" She loudly proclaimed, giggling and covering her mouth with her hands like a complete 10 year old. Hell, maybe she was 10, you didn't know this girl at all. Which was one of the reasons why you still haven't smacked some sense into her for knocking on people's doors at 7 in the morning. You'd never want to be labelled as a damn threat to children if she turned out to be one.

A child I mean, not a threat. The only threat she was currently posing as was a threat to your healthy sleeping routine.

You rubbed your temples, knowing exactly what she was about to say.

" My friend over there has the BIGGEST crush on you! "

She pointed at the literal shaking barrel behind her. You recognised the guy because of his hat. Who was he fooling with that barrel disguise?? His hat was literally just sticking out! Who puts their pirate hat on a damn barrel?!

Darryl. The little pirate robot who hides in his barrel that's practically attached to his metallic body. You didn't know why he didn't just pop right out of there and tell you about his crush for you( that the ENTIRE TOWN WAS AWARE OF ) himself. You felt a vein pop out on your forehead. This was getting fucking out of hand.

You took a deep breath, pushing the girl in front of you aside and waltzing over to the "barrel".

You got down on one knee, knocking on the wood of the barrel. It stopped shaking and a head half popped out of it, watching you. You could see the pupil glitch for a bit when it noticed you, preparing to hide once again.

" Oh no you don't, " you angrily said and grabbed his head, pulling it up. His entire head was now outside, his eye staring at you in shock and fear.

His limbs followed shortly, as he popped out of the damn barrel entirely, making you lift yourself back up so you could maintain your dignity. " Listen, Darryl-" you felt him tremble in your arms from the way you said his name, " I know you like, so how about you and your friend just end this madness? I can't sleep for God's sake," you said, looking directly into his eye. He didn't reply, he just stood there.

You rolled your eyes and sighed, realising you might have been a bit too harsh on the poor fella. You looked at him and smiled, softening the grip on his head. He relaxed slightly, but continued to lightly tremble. Without another word, you leaned in and gave his a soft peck on the frame of his eye.

His entire body froze, except for his legs, which gave out. His pupil rolled back and there was slight steam coming from out of him. Your eyes widened as you tried to maintain a grip on the poor fella, not letting him fall to the ground.

His arms suddenly grabbed you, gripping onto your shirt for dear life. You pulled him back up, helping him at least stay on his feet without tumbling over like a, yknow, barrel.

His pupil returned in a different shape now. It was a heart, and it was slightly glitching. You were kinda freaked out, to be honest. You wanted to see what would happen if you kissed a robot who apparently had feelings for you, but this was not what you expected.

Meanwhile, Penny was enjoying every moment of this. She was fangirling, laughing, running around with her hands in the air...you know, the usual.

You wished you could just go back to your apartment and forget all about this, but this damn robot just wouldn't let go of you. You were forever damned to be held by this shy little ball of metal and wood. And feelings.

Well, not forever. Rosa came by and literally had to separate Darryl from you and shoo him and his partner in crime off. You thanked her lots for that.

You whistled at Darryl before he could leave your sight completely, making him turn around. " Come by sometimes, " You winked at him.

And there he went again, overheating.

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OPPORTUNITY

💙💜❤ Piper/Shelly/Jacky ❤💜💙

( Request )

( 🐁Short oneshot )

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It wasn't unusual for Shelly to get hurt in a match, she was practically covered in bruises everyday. Having to get up and personal with the opponents did a number on her very quickly, most of the times her face got bloodied and her arms were covered in open wounds. She relied mostly on herself in a match, but when she got home, she let her girlfriends take over. With Piper nearly passing out and Jacky threatening to kill whoever did this to her, she couldn't help but let out a weak laugh, enamoured of their caring nature. That laugh of course, hurt as she felt a sting in her ribs.

Piper told her to keep still and not move from her seat, scurrying over to the first aid kit. "Love, I don't need that nonsense, I'll heal quickly," she tried convincing the worried blonde. Piper was having none of it. "Not until you're all patched up darlin'!" Her girlfriend replied, as she returned to her with a small red suitcase. She opened it, pulling out some bandaids to put on the smaller wounds. It wasn't exactly all that bad, but she was still covered in heavy bruises. "You need anythin'?" Jacky asked, putting her hand on Shelly's shoulder. The girl simply smiled, putting her hand on top of Jacky's. "No thank you, I'm fine. I really don't know why you two are so worried, really."

Jacky blushed at the sudden touch, looking down at her feet. "We're just worried 'is all...." she muttered and tightly squeezed her shoulder, receiving a squeeze of her hand back. Shelly sighed and turned her attention to Piper, who was now done with patching her up and was instead looking at her bruises. You could see the worry in her eyes and the way her hands trembled, too afraid to even touch her skin, thinking she would accidentally hurt her. There was a visible frown placed upon her face, and some of her hair was sticking out of her carefully tied bun. "Must have happened from all the frantic searching," Shelly thought for a second, when she remembered Piper always keeps her hair perfectly tied up into a bun. "Damn, she must have gotten real worked up over me."

On the other hand, Jacky noticed Piper's trembling. She always admired how caring she was, but she was overreacting at this point. Shelly was a tough person, it was obvious she didn't even mind the heavy bruising she had gotten. Not that it was okay for her to be completely detached from the sense of her own safety, but touching her wouldn't break her or anything.

With that said, she patted Shelly's shoulder, gaining Piper's attention. "Hey, sweetie, Shelly's a tough girl, you wont do her any harm by showing a little affection."

Piper looked back to the purple haired bandit in front of her, noticing the reassuring look she was giving her. She carefully reached out to her face, cupping her cheek with one hand, letting out a sigh of relief when she didn't receive a yelp of pain in return. Piper flashed a smile her way, not really having anything on her mind to say. Shelly reached out to her face and moved a strand of blonde hair behind her ear. Piper's face slightly flushed a rose colour from the sudden movement.

Shelly then turned her attention to Jacky, who was feeling a little left out. She flashed her the same reassuring smile she did to Piper, taking her hand in hers and placing it upon her other cheek.

" See guys, I'm completely fine," she said. Jacky rolled her eyes and looked up at Piper, who did the exact same. They both chuckled lightly when they caught eachother mirroring one another's actions. They began to lean in for a tender kiss, when suddenly Shelly's head popped up in front of them, making them kiss each of her cheeks.

"Didn't wanna miss the opportunity!" she exclaimed, giggling.

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SUGAR, SPICE AND SUNSHINE

💙❤💜 Piper/Shelly/Jacky 💜❤💙

( Request )

( 🐁Headcanons )

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PIPER

• It's not a surprise she's the adult of this relationship. Whenever Jacky and or Shelly break loose, she's gotta look after them.

• She doesn't hate it, in fact, she is most of the times quite impressed with the things these two rascals come up with.

• One morning she woke up all alone in bed. Next thing she knew the TV was on top of the roof. How they got it up there or what their plan was is still not clear to this day.

• She's the one to give out the most kisses. She constanly lets her girlfriends know she loves them with all her heart by pressing soft kisses on their cheeks, forehead or nose at any time given.

• Tells them she loves them constantly.

• She's usually the first one to wake up. Jacky and Shelly wake up only after they are pulled out of their dreams by the sound of the stove turning on or the smell of coffee/tea and freshly made breakfast.

• When just the three of them have some time to spend, she often asks them to dance with her. Wether it be just some classic dancing or a full on waltz, she enjoys spending time dancing with her lovers.

• Not much of a baker, but she does make cookies quite often. Chocolate chip cookies are Jacky's favourite, so she will do anything to get Piper to make them.

• She's constantly pampered with gifts from the two. It's usually tons of flowers in a bouquet, but sometimes she gets plushies she has nowhere to put anymore. Seriously, the bedroom is covered in gifts she receives.

• When they go out, she's the one in the middle when it comes to holding hands. Jacky and Shelly are both on the sides, almost like bodyguards. Piper is actually really unaware of how protective these two can get, and how many flirty looks Piper has received unknowingly they scared off.

• She got some flower seeds from Rosa on her birthday. One of the packets she received them in turned out to be violets, which she took especially good care of, since they remind her of Shelly.

• Suprisingly she wasn't the first one to confess, though. That was Shelly, and Jacky followed right after.

• Really hopes that one day they will all get married. She loves them to bits.

• Sometimes she tries to convince Shelly and Jacky to wear a dress on their night out. She still hasn't managed to do that to this day. They're impossible to put in a dress.

• Definitely the sugar of the trio.

SHELLY

• She's the tallest of the trio. Constanly picking up both of them and carrying them around.

• She's a bit hesitant on showing affection like Piper does, but she still often lets them both know just how much she loves them.

• LOVES cuddling. Enjoys being the big spoon. Loves having either of them in her lap. Has tried having both of them sit on her, and then her legs gave out.

• Very much protective. Will punch anyone who looks at her girlfriends wrong.

• She likes going on long walks with the two, preferably in the early evening. The sunset is her favourite part, because she loves staring at her lovers' beauty in the light the sun emits specifically at that part of the day.

• Might not seem like it, but she likes writing small poems for Jacky and Piper. Jacky goes very bashful when she reads them, calling her an idiot( of course, kissing her afterwards ), and Piper's face just lights up at the mere sight of the small notes placed on her pillow.

• She's a bit wild, enjoys dragging both of them to clubs and dancing her heart out to disco music.

• Sleeps on the left part of the bed. Piper is on the right, and Jacky is in the middle.

• She very much likes violets, specially the ones Piper has.

• Usually the one to simply attack her plate of pancakes in the morning when Piper makes them. Hugs her from the back beforehand, though. Never eats her breakfast until she kisses the one who made it.

• Very grateful for any favour the two do for her. She's usually very busy, being called into matches because of her advantages with guns, so she appreciates if they can take care of some of her chores for her.

• REALLY dislikes being separated from them. Has an absolute giggling fit when they all end up on a team together.

• Usually cooks lunch when Piper's not around to do so. She's tried convincing Piper to let her cook more, but she simply refuses to let her trouble herself with that.

• Already purchased rings for the three of them. Plans to propose first.

• Definitely the spice of the trio.

JACKY

• Oh boy, she's the most protective out of all of them!

• A total softie even though she constanly puts on the tough guy act. Practically melts in either of their hands.

• Begs both of them to adopt a dog from the animal shelter. She's a sucker for animals and she really wants to buy Shelly a bunny and Piper a parrot.

• She's not too keen on showing affection, but it turns out she's the most affectionate one! Even though she can't say it, she makes sure she shows it. Actions mean a lot more to her than words.

• The absolute queen of hugs. Gives both of her girlfriends bone crushing hugs.

• She's the shortest of the trio and usually( after failing like 5 times ) asks the two to help her get something off a shelf. Shelly sometimes teases her about it, which most of them time just ends up in cuddling on the couch after Jacky throws a fit.

• Once again, SOFTIE. Wants piggy back rides from both of them, loves being picked up. Fortunately enough for her, picking the two up even though they're way taller is a thing she can do too! She's a lot stronger than she looks, probably the strongest of the three.

• Absolute mess in the kitchen, do NOT let her near the stove. Piper and Shelly once had a conversation on how to keep her away from the stove so that she wouldn't hurt herself or burn the house down. ( Shelly recommended one of those fences people put on stairs for toddlers. )

• A total lazy bones. Refuses to do chores unless Piper actually bribes her.

• Can actually play the guitar very well! Sometimes she gathers the girls just to play and sing them a little song she wrote for them. Turns very flustered when she gets attacked with hugs and kisses, but enjoys them a lot.

• When she's in a really good mood she leaves little notes on various objects with " I FUCKING LOVE YOU " written on them. Piper and Shelly enjoy them very much.

• Piper is usually the one to arrange their dates, but Jacky is the one that suggests what they should do on them. She often suggest just walking somewhere a bit isolated or having a picnic in the park. She doesn't like being surrounded by too many people, especially when she's just trying to have a good time with her lovers.

• Lets Piper do her hair. Sometimes she walks out of the room with braids or buns. She can't offer Piper the same though, she's not that good with styling hair. Piper doesn't mind.

• This girl constantly thinks about getting married to them. She doesn't know how she would react to getting proposed to, but she still really wants to marry them.

• Definitely the sunshine of the trio.

A RANDOM ADDITION

• None of them care what others thinks of their relationship. Literally. They have gone through so much together that nothing and no one could damage their opinions about eachother. They don't like being approached with people assuming they're just friends and are looking for partners. They let them know straight up they're in a happy polyamorous relationship with eachother and want nothing to do with anyone else.

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🐁 I had fun writing this!! And I absolutely hope I did not disappoint! 🐁

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ENERGIZED

🧡🐁 Max x reader 🐁🧡

( Request )

( 🐁Oneshot )

WARNING: I headcanon Max as a redhead. If that bothers you, just change the parts where her hair is mentioned to whatever you prefer!

( All of my stories are gender neutral, unless a request decides otherwise. Nobody should be excluded from the mess that I write, hehe💙 )

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• Having an energy drink addiction was not exactly a mild thing. But having a lover with the exact same trait was even harder.

• Max watched her dear _____ bounce around the room like someone lit a fire under their ass. She mentally facepalmed for letting you try one of her energy drinks about a month ago.

• You never were a fan of coffee and you never really tasted caffeine before, subconsciously staying away from anything high in even taurine. But on some unfortunate day Max felt generous when she saw you huffing and puffing in front of her. It was a hot summer day and you had just finished sweeping the apartment you shared. Of course, you were exhausted and beyond dehydrated, so Max handed you the first thing that came to mind; a regular energy drink.

• You eyed it for a second, debating wether or not you should try it. But, the pure thirst and exhaustion beat you to a pulp so you just gave in and chugged the damn thing. The bubbles of the carbonated drink stung your throat a bit, but you didn't really mind.

• And from that point on it all went downhill.

• You, naturally, not being used to caffeine, turned into a literal bouncy ball. You constantly jumped around and ran circles around Max, giving her a heart attack. She didn't mind you being all hyped up for a running date, but sometimes she just wanted to chill with you, without, yknow, watching you accidentally break something.

• Yeah, you could say you were obsessed with the pure rush the energy drinks gave you. Still disliked coffee, though. Too bitter.

• Like, what the fuck. It's boiling water with some dust in it.

• And there you were once again, running from room to room, checking if there's anything that needs to be taken care of. "Babe, can you please just calm down..." Max sighed, her helmet already taken off, letting her short red hair free. Sometimes that helmet felt suffocating, specially when she couldn't receive a single forehead peck from you.

• You stopped in your tracks, looking over to your surprisingly tired girlfriend. "Why? We could go for a run instead!" You happily exclaimed, flashing her a toothy grin. Max sighed, closing her eyes and resting her head against the couch she had sat on beforehand. "I can't, I'm really tired today," the redhead replied.

• You placed your finger on your chin. This was unusual, Max being tired? Hmm.

• You could feel your leg twitch from all the caffeine, yet you ignored it and thought for a moment. After a couple of seconds you sighed and walked over to nearly passed out Max.

• You sat in her lap, laying against her chest. She muttered something in a tired voice, before putting her hand on your back. She rubbed circles on it a few times, until she physically could not move anymore.

• Your eyes were wide open and your heart was still beating rapidly. All you could hear was Max's more normal heart beat than yours against your ear. It was peaceful, even if your hand was beginning to twitch as well.

• With the sun still shining through the windows, you couldn't help but admire the way it complimented Max. Her skin was beyond glowing and her hair looked softer than ever. There were rare occasions where she would remove her helmet, she would even keep it on when she came home sometimes. You didn't know what the deal with that was, but you loved her to death and respected her decisions even more. Although you didn't mind seeing her without it. You have been dating for a really long time now, but you still swooned whenever you saw your girlfriend's beautiful face.

• You let her know that everytime she let her helmet rest somewhere else than her head, and she's always appreciated it. Being called beautiful by someone she considered an absolute sweetheart was heart warming. Your relationship was very wholesome, if that wasn't obvious by the amount of times you'd do the "eskimo kiss".

• After a couple of minutes of listening to Max's light snores and her now much slower heart beat, you began to feel the effect of the energy drink vanishing. Your limbs grew tired and your eyelids refused to stay open. You felt exhausted.

• You didn't want to sleep in the bedroom. You just wanted to sleep here, in Max's arms. She was surprisingly a very comfortable person. Well, even if you did want to sleep elsewhere, you couldn't possibly move.

• You finally dozed off.

• By the time you woke up it was 5 pm. The sun was still up, giving you another excuse as to why you should NOT have slept at this hour. The first reason, of course, being that there was no reason you would be able to fall asleep tonight.

• You felt the person under you shifting, putting their hands on your hips. You opened your eyes, only to be met with that of Max's. "Mornin' honey," she greeted. You flashed her a weak smile, still feeling the effects of a sugar rush you experienced earlier. Max chuckled, running her fingers through your hair. "Slept well?" She asked.

• You nodded, closing your eyes once again and hiding your face in her chest. She chuckled once again, placing a light kiss on your head. Your cheeks flushed a slight pink. It was adorable how after all this time Max still gave you butterflies.

• Every passing wink she'd give you while running past you in a match would send you in a daze, turning you into a grinning idiot. It was as if you two were still kids, experiencing puppy crushes and feelings you still weren't aware of. You two were a couple everyone in Retropilis admired, and you had something everyone wanted to have. Pure, innocent, silly love.

• Max looked at the clock on the wall, reading the time. 5.10 pm. "Oh boy, neither of us are gonna be sleeping tonight," she thought to herself as she continued to run her fingers through your hair. So what would you two do now? You both slept through half of the day, and it was pretty obvious her sleepy lover couldn't run even a mile after that sugar rush.

• Maybe a movie could help kill time? But what movie?

• Nah, scrap that. Max wasn't in the mood for movies. The only thing she was actually in the mood for now was just holding you close to her. And maybe that's what she was going to do, until she felt you shift away from her grasp. She let out a whine as you rolled off of her and onto the couch. You smiled at her once again, placing a soft kiss on her cheek. And then her nose. And forehead. It was an attack of small, soft kisses.

• Max was giggling uncontrollably, and now it was her time to blush. You were such a sweetheart to her. With each kiss you placed on her face she couldn't help but feel her heart beat faster. She put her hand on your face, stopping you for a moment to look into your eyes.

• You felt your face beat up as you stared into her eyes, earning a silly grin from her. She slowly leaned in and placed a long, soft kiss on your lips. You both closed your eyes, enjoying the moment. Sure there was a lot of time on your hands, but you two didn't share an awful lot of moments like these. Just the two of your, enjoying each other's company and getting all sappy.

• You both pulled away after some time, catching your breath. Max pressed her forehead against yours, once again locking her eyes with yours. Her hand other hand travelled over to your hair once again, running her fingers through it. You hair felt so silky and soft to her, and your eyes practically enchanted her.

• " I love you," Max said out of the blue. Your first reaction was a soft flustered giggle, then a smile.

• " I love you too, Max."

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🐁Heya, sorry if this was a bit short...or a bit crappy. Usually I'm good with writing fluff, but Max isn't a character I'm very fond of. Also, sorry for any grammar mistakes or sentences that don't seem to make sense! I'm from Europe, and it sometimes struggle with writing in English, hehe...

But I hope I delivered the right thing! I got to it as soon as I got home!

Again, thank you for the request! If anyone else has a request, don't be shy, send it in 💙🐁