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When Xiaoxiang Guys Meet A Jinjiang Girl Chapter 3

At present the rain is getting lighter, but its downpour is still very uncomfortable to people; moreover, I was wearing such rough linen cloth. Half an hour ago I was able to hide in the temple, but now I am in the rain, carrying a handsome and tall man on my slender back.

My complexion goes pale with anxiety and concerns, while my lips are shaking. I spoke in a small and weak voice, hardly audible in the rain: “Sir, please don’t let anything happen to you, I will take you to see the doctor at once!” After showing him my worry look, I turned to look straight ahead, my expression this time is … … sinister.

Half an hour ago, I just wanted to harm that thing of the Imperial Lord. Who could know that my kick at his member could subdue the drug efficacy, so he sobered up. The lord saw the attack, immediately jumped up, and grabbed my neck. In order to save my life, I pinched my thigh to let my tears instantly drop down. I feigned vulnerable and benign, quietly crying in front of him.

Just this pinch directly turned my face into pallid. I know how his face was as white as snow, with my teary eyes and trembling eyelashes, drops of sadness slowly roll down, sorrowfully and delicately. My beauty, my frail posture must be used well! 

After letting him see my stunning beauty and delicate posture, I took advantage of his daze and displayed my innocent eyes, to convince him I was just a feeble girl. 

I am sobbing delicately, knowing I couldn’t wail at this time, which besides undermining my image would make the other party regard me as a vulgar woman. If such an action were to compel my opponent to show me no compassion but punch me straight away, it’ll be too unjust!

I know this is basically a world where the martial art masters fly but weaklings like me climb. I only had the plot as my single advantage, but weaknesses in all other areas. So, I want to turn them into my strengths! Without martial arts, I have the crying art. Needless to say, so many men were defeated by this “magic” of the heroine and villainess team.

I didn’t simply cry but blame all the wrong on him!

“Even if you kill me, do not ever dream of touching me! If you d-dare to do such a thing to me, I will die right here!”

Keeping up my desperate look, I acted determinded to suicide, “My mere request was to preserve my chastity until after I die…”

This lord does not have the perverse habit of raping the corpse, nor the routine of whimsical homicide. Afer I had expressed my intention, he just looked at me deeply and slowly let me go. Probably that thing was crazily hurt, he released me and fell to the ground. Though his face went super weird, he prevented his hands from covering his member, only aimed a perplexing pair of eyes subtly at my cute petit feet. 

After a prolonged period, the lord unhurriedly spoke, “Who are you? Why do you appear late at night here?" 

Looking at him, I knew if I did not give a real answer, he would not spare such a suspicious person. Moreover, this suspicious woman might also have made him … … sterile. The Imperial Lord watched the rain outside. The sky seemed to clearly indicate that it would not easily stop, so his expression darkened.

I guessed he looked outside speculating about who could have ambushed him. Even though I did not want to disturb him, I had to start talking. 

I knew I absolutely couldn’t spark any trace of a murderous intent. If I had turned around and run off, it would have given him a more dubious impression, and consequently driven him to chase after my life. Furthermore, soon there would come a villainess. Were I to run out and encounter her, what could I do? 

The current situation would lead to death were I to stay here or casually run off, so I could only force the appearance of weakness and despondence to draw the line to achieve his statement of never violating me. After he firmly asserted that he wouldn’t touch me, I slowly explain my miserable fate …… 

I told him I lived in the Wang Village not far from here. I was adopted as a child by an alcoholic father, who wasn’t a good man and took care of me for a profitable transaction with a brothel. After I had known the adoptive father’s plan, I get angry and upset. In my desperation, I unexpectedly found that my beloved brother had an ulterior motive towards me!

"I did not give him my consent, so my brother picked up the ropes tied me down. I took the chance when the brother turned around, knocking him out with a bench , then hastily escaped overnight. Who knows, who knows, it’s still … … ”

When I said these words, I fearfully stole some glance at the lord, implying at that time he wanted to do the same to me, which made me angrily resist. 

Squinting, the man slightly relaxed his body, so I knew he would not think of killing me any more. After I told my story, the way he looked at me obviously changed. The role I played, just so happened to be his favourite type of woman: frail but virtuous. 

The lord stretched his eyebrows a bit, as his eyes didn’t seem ice-cold any longer. When he indicated with his stiff face that he was not a bad person, but was framed by others to become like this, I feigned innocent once more and shedded a tear. I was blinking my teary eyes as clear as the clear blue sky, expressing my sense of guilt and worry. Finally, I proposed to send him to a doctor.

The Imperial Lord refused, but I used endlessly uneasy eyes to watch him. I know this person’s weakness is weak, beautiful woman who’d wholeheartedly depend on him. I just looked at him, tightly grabbed his weakness. Then, I’d do something that could hurt him, but make him touched regardless. 

As a tiny and delicate girl, I am a dwarf to the lord. Yet, in order to “compensate for my own mistakes”, I piggybacked the lord on my fragile back, half dragging half pulling him out of a ruined temple, telling him non-stop that I’d definitely take him to the doctor! 

This temple was absolutely unsafe to stay based on the original plot. I personally prefer making everyone suffer to suffering alone, so I resolutely resorted to the tactics of killing 1000 enemies by losing my own 800*! 

As I carried him, I used my pretty hip. Every few steps I rubbed fiercely against his wounded thing! 

I am a weak woman with little strength, so naturally I wouldn’t be able to carry a big man very far. Although the drug was no longer effective, he still didn’t have much strength left. He could only let me carry

He was tired and feeble - such a convenient time for me to commit crimes. 

Because of my bad intentions, the unconscious lord would be cruelly woken up for a while, then faint to only wake up again, which made his already pallid face turn ashen. However, every time he's about to lose his temper, he'll see my worried eyes. The rain soaked my body, made my face paler and my appearance more helpless. Given such a circumstance, he couldn’t get angry with me were he a man.

Sure enough, he did not get angry at me. 

Every time he wanted me to put him down, I put on a concerned expression to glance at him, and would rather die than agree. I told him that he absolutely could not walk alone, so I would take him to some place to seek medical treatment, even if I would lose my life. My entire heart was set to do the best for him, regardless of my own needs. Therefore, this so-called “bloodthirsty” man got softened and let me half-dragg half-carry him away. 

A certain lord did not know, my real goal is unimaginably dark: continuously rubbing till your member withers. Ah! 

Sometimes, the beautiful buttocks can also be a deadly weapon! 

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TL’s Box

*杀敌一千自损八百: is originally a Chinese military strategy by Sun Tzu to gain a marginal win despite a great loss.

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When Xiaoxiang Guys Meet a Jinjiang Girl Chapter 2

I feel very incomparably wise, given the sturdy piece of iron in my sole.

Having expected this day, I watched the guy endlessly rolling on the floor with his hands holding his bottom so unbearably painful that even his handsome face got distorted. I watched very calmly!

He is an Imperal Lord with a non-royal surname, who achieved military victories, known as the Tie Xue (= Bloodthirsty) Lord. He is cool and overbearing, handsome and has lots of concubines. His backyard was bustling. Beauty queens and courtesans all stayed in the rear court of his house and received much of his favour. He is also amongst the heroes who Bai Li Wu Se, basically I, will dearly love in the future …… 

Oh, yes, this is a tragedy of the NP (= polyandry) text! 

However, this is not the traditional NP story, since there isn’t a single male lead who would fall in love with the heroine at first sight. Instead, they must go through N-times of sufferings for growing affection. Even if the love finally occurs, it won’t change the abusive style, breathlessly continuous from the start to the end! How can I, as a heroine, be forced to endure hardships like in my previous lives and honestly wait to be tormented in this lifetime? If so, my mind is brainless.

I do not know if the author heard me mock her and treated me this way. However, for a brighter future, if the storyline cannot be avoided, I have no choice but to cruelly assault them before they harass me till I turn non-human.

Originally, the heroine should meet the slag hero #2 on a certain day of a certain year, when she was abused to her last breath by the prior slag hero. The heroine would then flee to hide in the savaged temple. Yet, she would unfortunately meet that particular Imperial Lord drugged at the same time. The lord would, of course, push the heroine down to XXOO (= have sex). Having just been harassed, the heroine wouldn’t be able to resist, but get fainted. Afterwards, the exhausted lord would also pass out.

At that time would a female antagonist come in from outside. Her identity is an evil girl of the Devil Cult, who would disguise as a good-hearted woman, dragging the fainted the heroine behind the Buddha and covering her with straw. Then, the former would mess up her clothes to pretend as being violated while lying in the arms of the Imperial Lord. When he’d wake up, the antagonist would heartwrenchingly weep & lament, thus, conveniently got brought into his palace beyond any common sense, and turned into the Secondary Lady! 

After the heroine’d wake up, naturally face all kinds of miseries, and hardly survive, she’d plan for her livelihood and decide to sell herself as a maid so she could work in a kind household. Coincidentally, she would be bought by the general butler of the palace. 

This time round, the torment climax is coming! The Imperial Lord would indulge the antagonist to the moon, but he’d be afraid the women in his house would harm her. So, he’d also take the new beautiful maid and act as if she were his favourite by all means on the surface. This would drive all his concubines to aim their attacks at the heroine. She’d not only be speechlessly framed by those but also watch miserably how affectionately the lord’d make out with the antagonist.

The major cause of the torment is that the heroine would also recognize the lord, but somehow he would not know with whom he had rolled that night like an idiot, even if his eyes were supposed to be wide open. The author also specifically described how ablaze his eyes should have been.

In the process of physical and mental abuse, the heroine’d fall in love with the lord … … Then, the lord once again would mistakenly sleep with her when drunk, so he’d kinda discover how their bodies would be strangely compatible. Out of his doubt, he would sleep with her a few more times … … which, of course, would incur all sorts of distress for the heroine.

The affair would happen for no more than a few days before geting discovered by the antagonist. Having been pregnant for more than two months, she would still poison herself, but blame the deed and the miscarriage on the heroine.

The lord would grab the heroine’s neck and angrily shout, “Even if you kill her, this Lord* will not fall in love with you! This Lord* will only torture you to death! Don’t you like to have this Lord* treat you so?! ”

After having said that, the Imperial Lord’s eyes would turn bloody red as he’d bounce onto the heroine and harass her in bed until the next day, abusing both her heart and body. 

Finally, the heroine would drag her broken body away and be thrown out of the palace. Yet, she’d still be forced to hand over the antidote, or have beggars take turn to X (=rape) her! Although at this time the lord would have fallen in love with the heroine, he would not know his change of heart, turning love into extreme loathing! The heroine would uselessly cry, but none would trust in her innocence. Everyone’d think she would have relied on the favor of his lordship and poisoned the antagonist out of jealousy. The heroine could only drag the seriously injured body to seek out Guai Yi (=Doctor Strange?!) for the antidote to cure the antagonist.

Guai Yi is a weird old man with an ugly face having dirty pus. He’d promise to save given a request that would extinguish the heroine’s hopes. He’d want the heroine to escort him one day and night; the location, welp, of course, is in bed. She could only agree, so she’d have to do it with the dirty old man … … Such a deed would make her miscarry the real baby of the Imperial Lord.

When finished, Guai Yi would accompany the heroine to return and save the antagonist, but the later wouldn’t have expected the former could actually meet such a powerful person. She would be too stupefied to react, which would let Guai Yi expose her true identity. 

It would then turn out that she had never been kind-hearted, but a disciple of the Devil Cult; neither would she have been pregnant. After having all the truth revealed, the lord’d finally find out his love for the heroine and also how his real child would have been lost. He’d regret and become infuriated, ordering the absolute termination command on the antagonist and Guai Yi while gradually helping the heroine recover.

It’s a pity that women in his rear court would seem to lack common sense. They would not only launch all kinds of mentally handicapped attacks but also sell the heroine off once the Imperial Lord would leave his palace, given their unfathomable courage despite full knowledge of death as the consequence.

A few months later, when the lord would finally find the heroine, she would have been making out with some assassin. At a single glance would the Imperial Lord deem himself betrayed, so in a deadly anguish, he would screw the antagonist with a variety of XXOO in front of the heroine. Anyway, it’d be endless forms of abuses meant to target at the antagonist, but in fact, would still torment the female lead. 

Therefore, the heroine of this story would fully prove that being the protagonist of an abusive romance novel would not get you anything but sufferings, especially the sadomasochistic abuses, because your presence would be particularly eye-catching! 

However, this is not the most disgusting, since the worst pit is the fact that … … in the finale, every single tormentor of the heroine would sincerely say sorry, and she’d forgive them instantly!

Now I know all the plot, my eyes suddenly flash out gloomy rays while looking at a certain lord who fell to the ground … 

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TL’s Box:

*本王 : substitutes the pronoun that the Imperial Lord uses to refer to himself; it basically means “I” or “me”, depending on the context. I chose to translate it as “this Lord”, to preserve the coldness and power implied.

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When Xiaoxiang Guys Meet A Jinjiang Girl Chapter 1

Translator’s note

My Chinese fluency is very basic during this first translation project, so I’d appreciate any constructive feedback & will actively edit my post if necessary.

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I am just a character created by an author, an irrelevant supporting role to be discarded after being used. Where I live is called Jinjiang, and the God who gave me life is a Jinjiang writer. If she made me good, I couldn’t be vicious. If she let me be naive, I couldn’t turn clever. If she had me mess things up, I couldn’t be kind. If she wanted me to master poison and witchcraft simultaneously, I’d have to know both at once, regardless of my inexperience!

My life is truly miserable, as I had to keep appearing in front of the hero and gain his favour, even if I did not have any feelings for him. Besides his acceptable look, whatever he could do would lack both brain and sense in a horrifying manner, making it impossible for others to avoid mocking and kicking his ass. I know I’m different: I have independent thoughts. I can think, but I have to follow the script. Even if I know how idiotic people around me are, I must not behave more smartly than they do. So, I said I was having a very tough life. 

Afterwards, I realized that I was wrong, because it could get even more wretched.

I thought I was pretty naive, but later, I learned I was meant to be very wise - this is the author’s design. At the start, when I’d always fake pitiful, I’d insidiously harm the female lead, who's either a goody two shoes or mighty assassin, whenever she'd show up. Finally, I’d get killed by the hero or the powerful heroine in a blink of an eye, ending my bitter life.

I had thought this would have ended my life of misery. Yet, I found out I was wrong again. That was just the beginning, since after I survived, I was turned into a female antagonist in another novel. I went from dead to alive, from alive back to dead, always had to die for the male lead. Eventually, my mind became twisted.

This time, I was reborn again. Oh no, it should be said, my identity was changed for my participation in another novel. The author is still the same, but my identity was converted from a foil into a heroine; however, this still cannot wipe away the painful look on my face.

Because the author found her style is no longer suitable for Jianjiang, she switched to Xiaoxiang. Now, this actually aggravates my life! For Xiaoxiang, her writing had been too dull, so she stormed me with bizarre abuses.

My new story is now staged! 

First of all, I have enchanting beauty, and secondly, I was born with a faint fragrance, which reminded me of a song: “Lady Xiang (= Fragrance), my darling, please fly slowly, be careful of prickly roses…” Again, my identity was originally a royal princess, but because of some reasons, I was lost & mingled with ordinary folks. Given my innate stunning appearance, I was destined to lead no peaceful life.

I know that my future will only get harder, so I have to be fully prepared. Now, I am just a civilian. At the age of sixteen, my look won’t fail any expectations. I have an alcoholic father, who raised me as a cattle to be sold profitably into the Piao Xiang House (i.e. a brothel). 

I still have a fat pig-like brother, who was after my beauty since childhood, but did not have the opportunity to screw me. As I was a product to the father, a good to be sold, he had to guarantee my chastity prior to the transaction. Not long ago, the drunk father and the brothel mama finally agreed on my price, settling to pay for and receive the good simultaneously. This night, the hog brother decided to extend his evil paws to me. 

What? Why do I know?

Nonsense! If I do not know the storyline how can I act? Yes, I have a tremendous advantage, which is I know all the development! In this novel, there are altogether 10 male protagonists who would abuse me to death both physically and mentally with various sickening means. As a sensical woman, that was beyond my tolerance, so this time I was resolved to resist the Creator God! 

Buddha said, if you don’t go to hell, who will? 

In order to stop the sufferings, I have to drag you all down in hell. (you -> male leads)

I smiled ferociously, gearing up! 

I first went to buy a pack of powder. With my experience, how can I not know the fatherXson couple? I added a huge amount of aphrodisiac drug in the farewell meal to first knock out the guy with sexual intents towards me, and then, tie him to the stool, take off his pants … … *cough*, expose his mussy (= man + pussy). Then, I locked the door from outside, leaving the two drugged men in the room. 

Although I did this, the deed depends on their inborn skills. After everything was done, I scraped off all the property at home, running away all night!

In the Piao Xiang House, I was destined to meet the first male dreg in this life, who would abuse my heart and body. In order to fight against such a fate, I decided to run in the direction opposite to the Piao Xiang House. It is a pity that the rain was heavily pouring down during the important night of my escape, so I had to despairingly enter a wrecked temple. 

When I came in, I discovered there had been a man inside, and I knew this man too! 

Unexpectedly, I met the second slag hero in this place, who was supposed to only appear after the first 50 chapters. He was also affected by the aphrodisiac drugs, rolling all over the floor. Suddenly, he saw me. I looked at his crimson eyes as he stood up and sprung towards me … … 

Fully aware of this extremely dire situation, I lifted my feet… kicked right at his hard-on! 

Then, I heard something break. 

"Fracture", I conjectured.