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live 🧢 reaction

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🧚‍♂️☕️

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Don't think.

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yk when equius was first introduced i thought he was just nepeta's weird overcontrolling boyfriend but i was so wrong. he's her weird horse girl boyfriend who matches her cringe and i love them sm

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My partner: i honestly dont understand what you see in kankri. hes funny ig but thats it

Me: OH you dont understand!!!!i hate him!!!!!!!! i despise him in every way possible!!!!! i wanna commit some act of hyperbolic violence towards my other favs like "i wanna throw him againstv the wall!!" "i wanna mash them against the table!!" but him? i jast wanna punch him! deck him in the face! kick his stomach so he curls up on the ground!!!!!!

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Just broke a Minor Bone in my Foot while kicking a tree... Heh. Didn't even cry... guess you could say Duel Training is paying off.

Scared yet?

Every day I eat a whole raw onion one bite at a time I love the crunch live for the crunch I've never shed one single tear no matter how spicy it makes my eyeballs feel are YOU sacred yet???????

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scenemo therian dirk and gyaru roxy

like god intended

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This, is a bucket

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i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.

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DUNGEON MESHI OST ART I OWE YOU MY LIFE

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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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OOC: I just had to drive back to work to retrieve my phone (the place I work is open 24/7 bc it is Healthcare) and the sweet old lady on night shift went through my phone to helpfully try to figure out whose it was. I DO NOT HAVE A PASSWORD. IT WAS OPEN TO TUMBLR. TO THE LAST POST I'D MADE. She asked me who Vriska is and what Vore is. I really wish I was fucking joking. Sorry for breaking character but I just had to gaslight an old woman about Vore at midnight and I needed to tell a trusted adult (Tumblr Followers)

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The memory of what once was still haunts you like a poltergeist.

It's your poltergeist.

It won't let go.

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how it feels living in kyiv rn (my sleep should be studied in a lab)