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They should invent a type of vivisection that isn’t painful or fatal and is just deeply erotic and horny instead

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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

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Autism be Damned, I did one of these for the DNDads fandom, and now it is TMA's turn. :D

Side Note: If you wanna switch out one of the avatars with another of your favorites be my guest lol.

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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Not defined by tragedy

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no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting

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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

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imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

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Post-Kiss Catatonia

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not naming names but i hate this character design trope

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"Inside the twisted spine" c. 2024

Based on this post by @unmask-strange-aeons

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Bloody hell. As I lie here in the park, covered in dirt and scarfing down apples as fast as I can (I have eaten five in the past ten minutes) I have been getting some awfully rude looks from this newly married couple and their photographer. I don't care if you dirty heteros are getting some gay ass photoshoot, I am a PROUD KINNIE trying to reconnect with my source material (The Book of Genesis). I tried to shout FUCK OFF! I AM FROM TUMBLR DIRTY NORMIE! GET SCARED! But I choked on my sixth apple and the groom had to give me the heimlich. Why couldn't the Bride save me from kin related apple death? So much for feminism

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I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.

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Fellas im in a desperate situation. i need a nice show with some top-notch Blorbos cause im running out of fandoms. bonus points if there is a smashable doctor character. any recs are welcome

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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

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