erikalynae
Erika Lynae
29. she/her. Queer textile artist and semi-retired sex toy educator/reviewer
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I'm strongly considering getting prints made of this design. For now, I have two of the originals in stock in my shop.
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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Been working on some spooky/fall-themed Magic Wand embroideries for Halloween! Several pieces available now in my shop 🎃👻🍄💀
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Been working on some spooky/fall-themed Magic Wand embroideries for Halloween! Several pieces available now in my shop 🎃👻🍄💀
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
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#the idea of gaia being a 'kid friendly role playing game' is so funny to me#idk what y'all were doing on there but i was mostly reading vampire smut and posting about my chemical romance
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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it
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