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Stupid drivers

If Kylie didn't let me rant at her over the phone while I was driving, I probably would have wrecked by now. Seriously, who gave these fuckers their licenses?! 90 mph on a freeway is not okay! And this asshole hit my fucking car and drove off!! Ugh

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Completely inaccurate! I am a top, goddamnit!

R u a top or a bottom according to ur sign

Aries: top af

Taurus: emotional bottom 

Gemini: probs says they’re a top but is a hella bottom

cancer: loud whorey bottom

Leo: mean top

Virgo: kinky versatile

Libra: slutty top

Scorpio: HELLA TOP. CAN NOT BE FUCKED. UNFUCKABLE.

Sagittarius: sensitive top

capricorn: messy top

Aquarius: kinky/dominant top that likes to spank ppl

Pisces: bottom that likes to be dominated

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what makes the signs happy

aries: people listening to them and doing what they say

taurus: not doing anything the entire day except sleep and eat

gemini: being able to talk hours on end about what they like

cancer: feeling like someone's first option

leo: everyone praising them on something they're proud of

virgo: feeling needed and competent

libra: having everyone like them

scorpio: finding someone that understands them and doesn't think they're insane

sagittarius: feeling like they're better than everyone

capricorn: being successful/having their hard work pay off

aquarius: being able to show off their intellect

pisces: making someone else happy

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is tokyo ghoul even a real manga

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Accurate for both of us, Kylie

the "seems harmless but it's actually terrifying when they get mad" squad

taurus, cancer, sagittarius, gemini, virgo, pisces

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You know it's true tho

Astrology is real every fuckboy is a gemini

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The signs as types of garbage

Aries- burnt rubber

Taurus- bag of leaves

Gemini- glass shards

Cancer- compost

Leo- broken toy parts

Virgo- virgo

Libra- misplaced treasure

Scorpio- discarded wig

Sagittarius- car muffler

Capricorn- used diapers

Aquarius- sawdust

Pisces- half eaten lunchable

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You fucking knew what I meant. I thought you thought the whole blog thing was stupid anyway :P

The fuck, Kylie?! This was my idea first! -Erica

That’s funny, I didn’t see ‘Erica Cartman’ on the tumblr wiki page

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Hanging out before work listening to some music

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Today sucked

I was late for work and now I can’t sleep. Yeah I know it’s 7:44 am. School starts soon, but I’ll probably just make mom call in and excuse me. I’m too tired for this shit. I’ll just copy the homework from Kylie.

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Stuck at the post office waiting for Kenny to apply for her passport

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Forced off the couch on my day off. Unfair.

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As it should be!

I just love Cartman.

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Kenny, look! Now you don't have to starve!

Reblog to save a life 

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I just wanna sleep goddamnit

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After a long day at work, nothing can remove me from this couch

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Yes I work with chicken. Yes it was easy to assume. Fuck you guys