28 years and my life is STILL trying to find a replacement for this bio lyric
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do you want to hunt me for sport later
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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i just love laying down it feels like the default human position. standing up is not right or natural
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i mean fuck, i like shale, i like trilobites, i like soft bodied organisms, i like undulating my lateral lobes, i like to do my best
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Some people, when presented with a situation where it's plausibly justifiable to be mean, will choose meanness every single time. And it's sort of subtle, because they can make an argument that they're being reasonable in every individual case, but, in aggregate, they're poisonous, absolutely psychically corrosive to their whole environments. And the attitude is sort of contagious because it always looks strong, even as it weakens and hollows everything it touches — it gives you lots of opportunities to score points, you're always on the offensive, you keep everyone permanently on the back foot. And it makes everyone fucking miserable. You have to look at those situations and say, actually, it's also perfectly plausible and reasonable for you not to be an asshole about this, you're choosing this, and you always choose this.
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Hey you. You should irrevocably surrender your humanity to become a creature.
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#why i still work at this godforsaken gallery i do not even know lmao#i love walking in expecting to be bartending and having them be like actualllyyyy what if we make you do complex lighting cues#when you haven't worked the booth at all for several months. with like half hour notice. seemingly just bc he felt like leaving early#to go fucking drink#also w2 still has literally no fucking updates after 3 weeks late i truly am so tired
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Now I might be stupid. I might be a fool. I might be an idiot who doesn't know how to read. I might desvere to be beaten and shocked and electrocuted for not knowing anything. I might deserve to be run over with cars and thrown into the sea and frozen to death and torn apart by foxes and given paper cuts between my toes until I bleed out and then smacked with a big rock until I die because I know so few things. But I think maybe they might have been called cow boys because they were boys who worked with cows in some manner or fashion.
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Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?
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reverse cowgirl so i can bend backwards and look at him like the exorcist
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