equstice
I'm quite the derp
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Hi, my name is Idiot and I like to make a lot of failed puns.
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equstice · 8 years ago
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@doddleoddle: Don’t put cacti on ur loft bed steps just cause they look pretty
Don’t jump off loft bed when u can’t reach steps
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equstice · 8 years ago
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“like, i’m still coming out to people now. my youtube friends obviously, like, everyone knew i was freakin’ bi, because everyone’s freakin bi.”
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equstice · 8 years ago
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What’s your favourite Dodie hairstyle?  
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equstice · 8 years ago
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DODIE CLARK // SHE
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equstice · 8 years ago
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equstice · 8 years ago
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↖️ is in love with dodie clark
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equstice · 8 years ago
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bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
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equstice · 8 years ago
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(via b_flex14)
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equstice · 8 years ago
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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
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equstice · 8 years ago
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What are some good free games? Able to download or play online
Yes, I do. 
Go to: http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6
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equstice · 8 years ago
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First ever digital painting... excuse the bad sketching
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equstice · 8 years ago
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Nice to meet you by ~Ary88
Nice to meet you, Dr :P
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equstice · 8 years ago
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The joker and Harley need to have a son so damian wayne has someone to fight
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equstice · 8 years ago
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This is the commission i ordered off of the amazing http://jortagul.deviantart.com/
She is truly amazing and i am in love with this!
She is still offering commission i believe so please go check out her work!
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equstice · 8 years ago
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This is so bootiful
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Okay I love them!
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equstice · 8 years ago
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The Joker and his Harlequin
“He loves her as much as he can. He loves her in his way.” -Paul Dini
“Expressing emotion in any way that’s real and meaningful is alien to the Joker, but he’s learning those parts of himself, however unconsciously, through Harley.” -Mark Hamill
“Everyone else sees the Joker laugh; only Harley has ever seen him cry.” - Arleen Sorkin
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equstice · 8 years ago
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