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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
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way too fucking accurate
I’m right and I should say it
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Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"
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feeling like maybe. i can only access love through fiction.
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school is like if you do not have a mental illness one will be provided for you
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date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)
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half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
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today's mood: big old house on the outskirts of old town, having your own art gallery at home and enjoying beautiful pictures, spending time by candlelight, listening to the harp and reading classical novels
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abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender
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