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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

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Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

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its the nature of spec bio worldbuilding for this thing to eventually show up

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I wanted to reblog this but the images from the original are gone

edited to include alt text. ID in the reblogs.

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What makes this great is that no one has said his actual name in this thread.

I love it when the CEO is in stuff

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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

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the dog with the pearl earring

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I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing

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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

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My mug is slightly too large for a packet of hot cocoa. :c

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Peculiar dream

I'm amused by how annoyed i was in the dream considering how mild her pun was lmao